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Sorry, celebrities around the world. There's really no need to bother dressing up tomorrow night.

Liv Tyler has already won Halloween 2014.

The Leftovers actress and the daughter of Aerosmith rocker Steven Tyler has posted a photograph to Instagram of herself dressed like an oven, with a bun placed over her stomach.

Because Tyler is pregnant with baby number-two. Get it?!?

Liv Tyler Halloween Costume

"Halloween school dance. My favorite party!!!!!" Tyler captioned the above image, which also features her 9-year-old son, Milo, from a previous marriage.

He's dressed, we presume, as... some superhero called Garbage Bag Man?

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Earlier this week, we presented readers with the Greatest Dog in the History of the Universe, as one owner has taught his canine to fetch a bottle of beer after hearing just two words.

Now, it's time to meet the Greatest Halloween Costume in the History of the Universe.

For reasons unknown - albeit totally awesome - a mother named Kiersten Essenpreis decided to dress her toddler as Uncle Leo, a somewhat obscure character from Seinfeld best known for greeting his nephew with the simplest of all memorable Seinfeld quotes: "Hello!"

Baby like Leo

Essenpreis and her husband chose to recreate Leo’s look from an episode of Seinfeld in which he had eyebrows drawn on for a doctor’s visit (don’t ask), with Kiersten telling Mashable:

"Surprisingly, he was super chill about the whole thing... At least until we revealed the costume to family [and] friends, and they laughed so hard he got frightened."

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CAT RIDING ROOMBA ALERT! CAT RIDING ROOMBA ALERT!

We never thought it would be possible to ever top a cat riding a Roomba in a shark costume, but then a cat rode a Roomba in a shark costume while hanging out with a shark baby.

And now YouTube user TexasGirly1979 has attempted to outdo herself once again, posing a video of her feline still riding a Roomba.

This time, however, in honor of Halloween, the cat is dressed like Princess Jasmine from Aladdin and the Roomba is covered by a magic carpet.

Talk about unbelievable sights and indescribable feelings within a whole new world, right?!?

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Walmart is yet to apologize for these 37 ridiculous people who have frequented its aisles at some point in the recent past.

But the global chain has come out and said it's very sorry for offering Halloween costumes to "Fat Girls."

Earlier today, online customers were aghast to see the retailer labeled a section of its adult plus-size Halloween outfits as "Fat Girl Costumes."

Fat Girls at Walmart

An influx of negative responses turned "Fat Girl Costumes" into a trending topic on Twitter, with one user summing up everyone’s feelings thusly:

"Walmart took it to another level today with their 'fat girl costumes' section on their website. Disappointed and flabbergasted."

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It's an October tradition, even more so than the San Francisco Giants appearing in the World Series or Kim Kardashian celebrating a birthday:

Women going out for Halloween with very little clothing on.

Slutty Corn
You'll wanna take your time while picking these kernels from between your teeth!

Indeed, across this great country, females have turned October into National Dress However You Want Without Being Called a Skank Day. 

We've already seen sexy Frozen Halloween costumes get released in honor of this celebration... but those outfits have nothing on the pieces of attire featured in this gallery.

There's a skanky clown costume. And a skanky slice of pizza costume. Really.

Wanna dress like a skanky crayon? If so ... weird. But good news: you can!

We kid you not, there's even a skanky Oompa Loompa costume.

What does it look like? Grit your teeth and find out now!

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Ebola has come to the United States.

Over the past several weeks, the disease has infected its first patients in America, with a nurse named Nina Pham recently contracting it it after treating another victim.

But even though it's deadly, and even though it's very recently taken lives close to come, Ebola is very much in the news. And that means it's ripe for Halloween!

Yes, multiple costume shops are selling Ebola Hazmat Suits for October 31.

Jonathan Weeks - chief executive of BrandsOnSale, which is selling an Ebola containment suit costume for $79.99 - tells the Associated Press that he doesn’t want to "stray away from anything that’s current or controversial" when offering options to his patrons.

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The town of Wasco, California, has apparently been targeted by a mysterious clown. Or clowns. There appear to be several of them, lurking after dark.

These clowns appear to be skilled at social media use, too. They've been popping up on Twitter and Instagram, sharing photos of themselves around town ...

Wasco, California Clown

Instagram and Twitter (bio: "IM [sic] THE REAL DEAL") profiles imply that this is some sort of clown gang. One notes, "I'm not the only one out there."

The clown mostly seems like an elaborate Halloween prank, and residents are treating it as such. Some of them don't appear to be laughing ... but others are.

"Some residents go in cars searching for him. They have flashlights and try to spot him in neighborhoods after he posts to Twitter,” Noah Sanchez said.

At the same time, "It's kind of fun, though, to get us in the Halloween spirit."

Some of their antics go beyond innocent Instagram photos, though.

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Sexy cats and nurses? Those things are so last year.

This Halloween, we have some exciting and timely news: Frozen costumes are all the rage, and we're not talking about G-rated ones for the kids.

Dads, avert your eyes and lock up your daughters ...

Frozen Sexy Costumes

If you thought the apparently real Frozen wedding dress was the most ridiculous product stemming from the hit movie you could buy ... you're still right.

Getting married in Frozen-themed attire is, by a wide margin, more ridiculous than donning it for Halloween, a fun holiday dedicated to such things.

Nevertheless, wow on the costume front.

Sexy costume purveyor Yandy (dot) com is selling the aforementioned items, including a Olaf the snowman in a white leotard (our personal favorite).

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Chad Palmer, a Camden County, Ga., deputy sheriff, is under scrutiny for painting his face black and dressing up as a prisoner for a Halloween party.

A picture shows him in a black-and-white prison uniform. He can be seen with black paint covering his face and arms, wearing a jail uniform.

At the party, he said he was a Camden County inmate, and was picking cotton.

A spokesman for Sheriff Jim Proctor says the costume was "unacceptable." Proctor is scheduled to discuss the incident during a news conference.

There have been strong reactions from the community, as you would expect.

"Look at it. A white man with a black face, this just isn't right. It can't get more racist than that. It can't," said Shelia Blake. "I think this is disgusting."

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Well, we were wrong.

It does get more offensive than dressing your seven-year old as a KKK member or going trick-or-treating as a Boston Marathon bombing victim.

Two 19-year olds from Great Britain, Amber Langford and Annie Collinge, attended a costume party at Rosie's nightclub in Chester last Thursday night and were decked out as the North Tower and the South Tower on 9/11.

And that may not even be the worst part of this story...

The equally disheartening tidbit? The women won the establishment's award for Best Dressed.

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