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With all the twisted, weird and scandalous relationships that define Gossip Girl, who better than to perform live on the show than a rumored hermaphrodite?

The rising pop star sings, “Bad Romance,” at a private show arranged by Blair, who is trying to prove herself as a freshman at NYU, on Monday's new episode.

Hopefully, they get through the episode without a Lady Gaga nude scene, or her staging her own death on stage. Although it's Gossip Girl, you never know.

“My little sister is the hugest Gossip Girl fan ever,” said Lady Gaga, who wears a 30 foot-long dress for her concert. Naturally. Would you expect any less?

She says it's a "crazy performance art piece" in which she, via her song, serves as the narrator for what the characters are doing. Intrigued? Confused?

Us to. Check out the preview of Lady Gaga on Gossip Girl below ...

The Gossip Girl cast has offered only vague details about her appearance, but Lady Gaga herself recently teased her upcoming cameo on the show next Monday.

"First of all, my sister's a huge fan, and she's 17 years old. She was like 'Oh my God, you have to do it,'" she told MTV of her eason for appearing on the CW hit.

"And I'd seen it. It's a great show."

We doubt the cameo will feature Lady Gaga unmasked. Expect elaborate costumes - and not your standard run-of-the-mill musical guest star appearance.

"I hate most TV show performances, because they kind of come in out of nowhere," she said. "It has nothing to do with the story and nobody cares."

What does she have in mind instead?

Lady Gaga made sure her Gossip Girl appearance was unique.

Rather than showing up on the set for a day, doing her thing and going home, Gaga met with producers to ensure she could do a performance she loved.

"I was like, 'Look, the reason I want to do this is because I'm trying to say something that is not exactly mainstream. So, if I can say it on your show, that would be, like, a real coup d'état for me as a performance artist.'"

Wonder what that could mean ... that's she's a hermaphrodite?

Okay, that's not gonna happen. But what she the result is a "crazy performance art" piece in which "I am the narrator behind what's been going on with the Gossip Girl characters and make the song part of the moment."

Now that should be something. Give her credit for uniqueness.

Here's a promo of Gaga's Gossip Girl visit ...

In case you hadn't heard, there's a threesome going down on Gossip Girl next week. Well, at least there will be if the episode ends up making it to air.

If the Parents Television Council (PTC) has its way, the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) could fine the CW or yank the episode altogether.

The group has released an open letter to the CW objecting to the scene, which they have not seen, but are still calling "reckless and irresponsible."

"Gossip Girl routinely depicts teenagers engaging in promiscuous and consequence-free sexual behavior," PTC president Tim Winter wrote the CW.

He says the show is "now complicit in establishing a precedent and expectation that teenagers engage in behaviors ... associated with adult films."

If Gossip Girl is bad, being right can eat it! Our intel suggests neither Leighton Meester or Blake Lively will be part of the threesome (lame!) but we're posting this pic anyway!

The PTC pleads to the show and its network to "ask yourself, how does airing this program serve your obligation to serve the public interest?"

Umm ... the public is interested in threesomes? HELLO!?

FCC rules permit the government to remove programming deemed "unsatisfactory or unsuitable or contrary to the public interest." Will it happen in this case?

Doubtful. The hype for the epsiode, "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They," has been significant, it's still Gossip Girl, and still the CW. How racy can it really be?

It should also be noted that the CW has not publicly responded to the complaint but leaked two sneak previews from the episode with no threesome teasers.

Unlike her TV alter ego, Blake Lively doesn't party, get fake married, kill people, straddle her best friend's boyfriend during bar stool sex or any of that stuff.

But when it comes to Gossip Girl fashion, she and Serena van der Woodsen mesh.

“I dress just like Serena!” the 22-year-old actress tells the November issue of Nylon. “I own half her wardrobe, so it’s far too similar to how I dress!”

She loves the oddity of looking like her real self, but being someone so different.

“I feel ridiculous at times with her, because I’m, you know, killing someone or marrying someone, but I look like me. I’m like, ‘Oh, this is absurd.’”

Blake Lively in the new issue of Nylon.

Having her character's style be similar to her own isn't something common for Blake, who is rumored to be getting engaged to Penn Badgley in the near future.

“I hide behind the character’s hair, makeup or clothes. If I can transform myself, people will believe that’s who that is. And I need to believe that’s who that is.”

One fringe benefit of trying out a character? Getting into new products that she might not try on herself, including her latest beauty obsession: press-on nails.

“They’re really amazing,” she says. That and free handbags that may fetch four or even five figures in a boutique. Talk about job perks. Some girls have it all.

What's an NYU girl to do when she needs to impress her loyal subjects into anointing her queen? Well, getting Lady Gaga to play a private show would help!

That’s what Blair (Leighton Meester) does in an upcoming episode of Gossip Girl November 16. The pop star just filmed her performance on the CW drama.

Gaga will be performing her new single, “Bad Romance.”

“My little sister is the hugest Gossip Girl fan ever,” the dance-pop songstress, who joins Hilary Duff and Tyra Banks as guest stars this season, told People.

Penn Badgley, Lady Gaga and Leighton Meester on the Gossip Girl set.

Many of the series' fans feel like it's been selling out a bit with the high-profile cameos and characters, but we doubt there will be much opposition to this.

Word has it that the show's all-knowing blogger/narrator voiced by Kristen Bell will post a rumor about Gaga being a hermaphrodite. Just kidding. Probably.

Posh Spice, a.k.a. Victoria Beckham, has landed a guest starring role on Gossip Girl and will arrive in New York Wednesday to shoot scenes for the hit show.

“I’m beyond obsessed with Gossip Girl,” she has said.

Becks is just the latest high-profile guest star this season on the CW drama, which has some of TV's lowest ratings, yet possibly the greatest buzz. Go figure.

Tory Burch, Tyra Banks, Hilary Duff (in a major story arc) and the Sonic Youth have already appeared, and Lady Gaga will perform on an upcoming episode.

No word yet on whether Victoria will play herself or actually try to act. Maybe she'll play a former pop star who turns into a cyborg. Or Gossip Girl herself!

Either way, Blake Lively won't have the only huge breasts on the show that week!

Victoria Beckham is making a Gossip Girl cameo. Possibly as a robot.

First, Tyra Banks, Hilary Duff and Tory Burch. Now Lady Gaga.

The dance-pop hit machine is filming an upcoming episode of Gossip Girl today on New York's Lower East Side. Fortunately, unlike Banks, she'll appears as herself.

She'll be debuting some original Gossip Girl music on the show, which certainly will mesh with the CW series' genre of tunes and its hip young audience's tastes.

The New York Daily News and E! Online both reported the Gaga's guest role today. The New York City native is getting ready to rock the house in her hometown.

Lady Gaga checks her pants ... or whatever you call those.

News of Lady G's appearance on GG comes the same day as a scandalous story of a future threesome coming our way on the November 9 episode.

Perhaps she takes part in that plot line ... and we can finally see if the Lady Gaga hermaphrodite rumors are true after a shocking bedroom reveal!

Probably not, but how great would that be?

We don't cover all that much TV news, but when reports begin circulating about threesomes on Gossip Girl, that crosses over into our kind of salacious gossip!

Yes, there's going to be a real Gossip Girl threesome on the CW drama's November 9 episode. Three of the major characters. In bed. Going at it. Together.

The only question is the obvious one: Who's involved in this thing?!

We don't have the answer to that, nor do we even know the male-female ratio of those involved - though we're guessing FMF or MFM, not three of one gender.

Some of the scenarios we have to imagine are more likely than others:

• Chuck-Blair-Nate (Ed Westwick-Leighton Meester-Chace Crawford)
• Georgina-Dan-Olivia (Michelle Trachtenberg-Badgley-Hilary Duff)
• Serena-Dan-Blair (Blake Lively-Penn Badgley-Leighton Meester)
• Serena-Georgina-Carter (Lively-Trachtenberg-Sebastian Stan)

There are plenty of other combinations. Who do you think it is?

It's gotta be Chuck (Ed Westwick), Blair (Leighton Meester) and someone ... right?

An all-new episode of TV's most overhyped hottest show, Gossip Girl, airs tonight, and as you may have heard, Tyra Banks and Hilary Duff will be appearing.

All told, it could have been a lot worse, but also better. Here's the rundown on the episode a little early if you simply can't wait for this must-see CW event:

• Hilary Duff, while much maligned by some of the show's ardent fans as a stunt casting move, can at least act. Tyra Banks? That's pure stunt casting.
• Duff's character, Olivia, enrolls at NYU to live a normal college life. She's a movie star, which new love Dan (Penn Badgley) somehow doesn't know.
• Banks' character, Ursula, is co-starring with Olivia in a movie premiering in New York. Serena (Blake Lively) gets a job as Ursula's new publicist.
• Jenny (Taylor Momsen) does not want to rule high school with an iron fist. Blair (Leighton Meester) wishes she were back where she still could.

Check out some photos below and follow this link for more Gossip Girl spoilers!

Here it is, the moment you've all been waiting for: Hilary Duff joins the cast of Gossip Girl! She looks kinda like ... Hilary Duff, only on Gossip Girl.

Duff's character, Olivia, is a movie star trying to live the typical college life. Assigned to be Vanessa's (Jessica Szohr) roommate at NYU - their dorm room is the setting of the photo below - Olivia gets to know Dan Humphrey (Penn Badgley).

Olivia becomes attracted to Dan, and vica versa. Of course, there's a twist: Dan is so tuned out to pop culture that he doesn't realize the girl he's falling for is a huge star famous for her role in a Twilight-esque series of vampire movies.

So that's like Dan not knowing who Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are. Come to think of it, that sounds kind of like Dan. It just might work.

Here's Hilary Duff entering her dorm room at NYU ...