Golden Globe Awards

We've compared co-stars (Modern Family's Julie Bowen and Sofia Vergara).

We did a showdown of screen legends (Meryl Streep and Helen Mirren).

We've pitted sisters against each other (Emily and Zooey Deschanel).

Now it's time for ... hot namesakes who once dated Derek Jeter!

Okay, a bit of a stretch for a Fashion Face-Off featuring Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel. But both attended the Golden Globe Awards last night and we have images of them, so we encourage you to vote for your favorite style star in the poll below!

They make us laugh each Wednesday night on Modern Family, and they made us drool on the red carpet yesterday evening.

Indeed, among the many stars in attendance at the 2012 Golden Globes, few enjoyed a better time than Sofia Vergara and Julie Bowen, both of whom were nominated for trophies; looked gorgeous; and took their rightful spot on stage when their series won Best Comedy.

But, sadly, one beauty must now become a loser. Study the fashion choices made by Vergara and Bowen and cast your vote accordingly:

Elton John's husband David Furnish is PISSED that "Masterpiece" singer Madonna was among 2012's Golden Globe Award winners with the Best Original Song.

Furnish called Madonna's acceptance speech "embarrassing in its narcissism."

Just moments after she won the statue, Furnish went to his Facebook page and WENT OFF on the Material Girl, writing, "Madonna. Best song???? F**k off!!!"

Madonna Golden Globe Acceptance Speech

Elton John, who was nominated for a song from Gnomeo & Juliet, did not look happy when Madonna's name was announced, but he has not commented.

Furnish, however, did not hold back in letting Madonna, who won for a song from W.E., have it, referencing her recent quasi-feud with another singer.

"Madonna winning Best Original Song truly shows these awards have nothing to do with merit," he said. "Her acceptance speech was embarrassing in it's narcissism. And her criticism of Gaga shows how desperate she really is."

In related news, Madonna's cleavage was off the hook last night.

Forget the trophies and the quips. We all know the real story of last night's Golden Globe Awards: The fashion!

With that in mind, THG is trotting out a massive influx of red carpet Face-Offs from the event today, having already asked readers to vote and comment on the following showdowns:

• Reese Witherspoon vs. Kate Beckinsale
• Rooney Mara vs. Shailene Woodley
• Meryl Streep vs. Helen Mirren
• Angelina Jolie vs. Kate Winslet
• Lindsay Lohan vs. Paris Hilton vs. Kim Kardashian

Now, you're welcome, fellas, we're bringing you another pairing, this one between Charlize Theron and Elle Macpherson. Try not to drool too much as you cast your vote between the beauties.

The Golden Globe Awards honor the best in film and TV.

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian have made contributions to neither, unless you count the latter's train wreck marriage drama unfolding on E!

It actually is scripted, so many we should. In any case, all three celebrity gossip staples were on hand for a GG after-party Sunday night, for whatever reason.

There are no winners at life among this crew, but someone must emerge victorious in THG's latest Fashion Face-Off. Vote for your favorite style star below!

Though perhaps most often associated with movies, the annual Golden Globe Awards also honor the best in TV, and as a result, many small screen favorites were on hand.

That includes two actresses who happen to be sisters!

Bones' Emily Deschanel, dressed in blue, looks great for having given birth to her first child recently. Her younger sibling, New Girl star Zooey Deschanel, is a newly-single girl, but we don't imagine that will last long. Major cutie alert!

Vote for your favorite Fox (and style!) star in the poll below:

Ricky Gervais zinged Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber.

George Clooney mocked Brad Pitt and joked that Michael Fassbender has a large penis.

Michelle Williams made us tear up via a gracious speech that focused on her daughter.

But the moment of the night on the 2012 Golden Globe Awards telecast belonged to Seth Rogen, who walked on stage to present an award alongside Kate Beckinsale - considered the Sexiest Woman Alive by some - and told the audience he was trying to conceal a "massive erection." Watch the quip below, along with Beckinsale's unplanned reaction:

Seth Rogen Massive Erection Joke

Angelina Jolie didn't take home any trophies, but she was instantly a winner at the Golden Globes in Los Angeles, thanks to her one-shoulder Atelier Versace gown.

The shoulder-baring piece showcased the mother of six's many tattoos.

Kate Winslet, meanwhile, opted for a satin cream / black contrasting dress by UK designer Jenny Packham. She won the Best Actress in a Made-for-TV Movie / Mini-Series Award for starring in HBO's Mildred Pierce ... but can she best Angie in a style showdown?

Vote below and decide in another THG Fashion Face-Off!

Salma Hayek and Madonna both gave new meaning to the term "Golden Globes" last night, donning outfits that accentuated their impressive bosoms.

First, Hayek appeared on stage to present an award alongside Antonio Banderas. We have no idea what it was for. Our attention was elsewhere.

Then, Madonna actually won a trophy for "Masterpiece," her original song from W.E. Again, we assume that was the case. We were focused on the breasts trying to escape from this singer's dress.

Take a close, long, hard look at both of these stars from the 2012 ceremony and weigh in now: Which did a better job accentuating her ample cleavage?

This Fashion Face-Off could be renamed Screen Legends Edition.

Meryl Streep, who was among last night's Golden Globe Award winners, and Helen Mirren continue to prove beyond a doubt that women can age gracefully, and stylishly.

You don't see many women Mirren's age sporting cleavage, but she pulls it off and then some. As for Streep, has she ever looked anything but fashionable and classy?

Streep, 62, may win an Oscar as well for The Iron Lady. Mirren, 66, won one for The Queen. Who wins a Fashion Face-Off between them, though? You decide below!