Courtenay Semel is totally gonna pretend to fantasize about this.

In her music video for "Sober," Pink may have officially jumped the shark by playing all the characters. Unfortunately, this means Pink holds Pink's hair while Pink boots in the toilet. But on the flip side, Pink and Pink get it on!

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Welcome, celebrity news and gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our Friday tradition. Who wins this edition of the Caption Contest?

Tough call, but our winner is SpaceAceMoonBoots. Congrats. The winning entry now appears below the pic. Thanks for playing, and good luck this week!

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Having moved on from the many, many men in her past, Lindsay Lohan continues to stay tight-lipped on the status of her relationship with Samantha Ronson. But now, "sources" are speaking out on the secret, private life of the strange duo.

We say "sources" because this breaking news story comes to us from Star magazine, ever the bastion of celebrity gossip integrity. Anyway.

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