Girl-on-Girl Action

Okay, ladies, you've made your point. When we announced our girl-on-girl action all-star squad last month, you got slighted. We admit it, we were wrong.

In an effort to prove their worth in this department, Liv Tyler and Kate Bosworth made quite the scene at a cafe in Manhattan's West Village - that's a full-on lip lock!

PHOTO CREDIT: FlyNet / TMZ

Liv was lunching with "Smother" co-star Dax Shepard, and Kate was eating food (for at least the second time in three weeks) with her pal, supermodel Helena Christensen. But when Liv and Kate bumped into each other, well, they couldn't keep their hot mitts off each other.

We wonder how Liv's husband, Royston Langdon, or Kate's boyfriend, James Rousseau, feel about this picture? Probably pretty turned on.

The Hollywood Gossip can only hope for more photos such as this in the near future. Ideally featuring Hayden Panettiere and Kristin Cavallari.

Hayden Panettiere, step off.

Yes, we know. You're an up-and-comer, as we've seen in some recent photos. But you've got nothing on some of the sex-crazed, attention-craving purveyors of girl-on-girl action seen below. Consider this something to strive toward.

Let's take a look at The Hollywood Gossip's All-Star Team ...

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS: Lauren Conrad (left) leans in to give Heidi Montag some sugar. And this was before Heidi's boob job! There will be no more slumber parties or tickle fights between these former roomies, though. Just real fights. LC and Heidi aren't really friends, mostly because of her relationship with that d!ck Spencer Pratt. The photo at right, of a pre-train wreck Britney Spears going at it with Madonna, needs no introduction.

SISTERS AND PORN STARS: We knew she'd sleep with just about anything, but we didn't expect to see Sienna Miller (left) gettin' freaky... with her sister! Yes, borderline incestual girl-on-girl action, ladies and gentlemen. Let's just hope she didn't slip her the tongue. And while it's probably not fair to include a porn star in this feature (as they get paid for lesbian action), we weren't about to exclude the lusty pride of Broward County, Mary Carey.

BEAUTY QUEENS GONE WILD: Call it (disgraced) beauty queens row. Tara Conner and Katie Blair (left) not only made headlines for winning the 2006 Miss USA and Miss Teen USA pageants, but for hooking up. With each other. Is this a great country or what? Meanwhile, Katie Rees (right, middle) was stripped of Miss Nevada honors after this pic and others like it surfaced. But who are you gonna remember, her or Helen Salas? Exactly.

Hayden Panettiere doesn't like being called Lindsay Lohan.

But as we saw two days ago, she doesn't mind co-opting her signature salute.

And as we discussed yesterday, she doesn't mind dressing like her. How YOU doin'?

Or acting like her, as the picture below indicates. The Hollywood Gossip is not certain when this picture was taken, or who the other girl is in this picture of Hayden Panettiere.

But this is clearly a picture of Hayden Panettiere licking the breasts of another young lady. Just in case you were unclear on that.

Yup, that's something else, isn't it? We've come to expect some big things from the 17-year-old Heroes star, but this kind of girl-on-girl action wasn't one of them.

Is this oddly endearing, semi-naughty pic an indicator of what's in store for Hayden Panettiere? We aren't sure... nor are we certain whether we want it to be.

After all, we're crazy about Britney Spears and want her to stay well now that she's clean and sober. Yet she sure makes things a lot more interesting (and titillating) around here with each crotch shot and trip to rehab. Follow?

Rumors of girl-on-girl action always raise eyebrows.

And possibly other body parts, for some readers.

But Carmen Electra is refuting recent tabloid reports that the she is involved in a romantic relationship with... '80s rocker Joan Jett.

We were kinda hoping for Pamela Anderson, but you know, that's life.

They've been hanging out a lot of late, but Electra's representative insists the Baywatch babe and Joan Jett are not more than friends.

"They are just friends," she said.

The model/actress, 34, split from her hubby of three years, Dave Navarro, last July and has reportedly been spending plenty of time with Jett, 46.

But unlike Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong, the bond is not even a little bit romantic, her rep says, adding:

"Carmen is in London right now. She is performing in Palm Springs at the Dinah Shore Weekend with her group, The Bombshells, just as she did last year."

Is that a band of some sort? We envision it like the Pussycat Dolls... only hotter.

No ... No .... stop .... please stop .... oh, God, nooo ....

That's the basic message Cirque du Soleil is sending to Katie Rees when it comes (pun ... intended!) to her female orgasm contest. Allow us to explain:

TMZ.com has obtained a cease and desist letter from Cirque du Soleil, sent to "Beacher's Madhouse" host Jeff Beacher at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas.

The letter asks him to halt production on the "orgasmic" part of his variety show, hosted by the former Miss Nevada, because it infringes on Cirque's trademarked name.

Cirque believes that Beacher has been advertising the orgasm contest as a "Cirque du Soleil" event in several online publications.

There's no word on how he's been advertising the girl-on-girl action we're sure Rees also shows off for the audience.

Although that probably speaks for itself.

Beacher insists that the name was used in blogs by mistake and that it was never part of his show. He also laments the fact that another scorned beauty queen, Tara Conner, never joins Rees on stage. Okay, that's not true.

TMZ spoke to Beacher, who said:

"I have no intention, and have never even thought about calling my orgasm contest the Cirque du Soleil Contest. I'm calling it exactly what it is; an Orgasm Contest."

That pretty much sums it up. We're just wondering when Kim Kardashian will be brought in as a judge.

Forget you, Tamiko Nash!

The runner-up to everyone's favorite Miss USA has blown her chance to make headlines with Tara Conner - so the recovering alcoholic is running it back with a different, younger, occasionally lesbian beauty queen.

Indeed, Conner hooked up with Miss Teen USA Katie Blair once again ... this time on a runway.

The lovely ladies took part in the Tadashi Shoji fashion show Sunday morning, doubling as pageant-level arm candy for the designer. We're surprised Heidi Montag wasn't also invited along for PR purposes.

Conner continued her tour of contrition clad in a vampy black number, while her ex-kissing partner wore a short gold dress. This time, sadly, there was none of that impromptu girl-on-girl action these two have become famous for.

They need to invite Katie Rees along next time.

In a manner of speaking, of course.

Katie Rees, the dethroned and humiliated Miss Nevada, believes she got the shaft (har har) in being stripped of her state beauty queen title.

According to the troubled wild child herself, she was so blasted the night those Katie Rees pictures that got her booted as Miss Nevada were taken, she doesn't even remember it.

Stunning.

"When I saw them, I was shocked," a tearful Rees told Inside Edition. "We were just out being goofy girls and celebrating. We had a few drinks. That night, I don't think I thought about much of anything, to be honest with you."

Rees claims that, unlike Miss USA Tara Conner, who was given a second chance by Donald Trump despite her wild ways, she was unfairly treated.

"These are things that I didn't do during my reign as Miss Nevada. These are things that were done three years prior to knowing that I would be a public figure," said Rees, who actually cleans up nice. "I don't see why these pictures change the person I was when I won it."

Never mind the fact that we've since shown you a new Katie Rees photo showing similarly raunchy behavior from a different bar on a different night. Details.

In any case, while we can't say Rees got a raw deal in losing her title, we don't fault her one bit for trying to run with it and make some money. Hey, someone's gotta serve as Vegas' resident female orgasm host. Right?

Right. Anyway, here's a bonus pic of Katie Rees and her drunk, oversexed friends of hers from the crazy night that ultimately cost her the crown. Now that's girl on girl action.

Really, what more is there to say about the kinky, sex-crazed Katie Rees pictures that surfaced in the last 24 hours?

For those of you who live under rocks, we'll sum up. The girl went wild one night and pictures of her partying and simulating sex acts resulted in her losing her title of Miss Nevada. She has been replaced by Helen Salas.

Granted, it was just one night of drinking and girl on girl action. We all have our wild days when we're young. But how did she not think debauchery of this magnitude would one day come back to bite her hard (pun definitely intended)? One can only imagine what she was thinking at the time, or what was running through the head of the poor gal pal pictured servicing Katie Rees below...

Okay, so there's no way the girl thought that five years ago, when these memorable pictures were taken and no one knew who Tara Conner was. But you can't ignore the fact that in the past week alone, three prominent U.S. beauty queens (Rees, Conner and Miss Teen USA Katie Blair) have been embroiled in scandals involving drinking and hooking up with other girls.

Is this a great country or what?

Tara Conner has a lot to learn.

If the current Miss USA was trying to get stripped of her crown, allegations of cocaine abuse and possible girl-on-girl action with Miss Teen USA, Katie Blair, isn't nearly enough.

Tara should've just followed the lead of Miss Nevada, Katie Rees. That is, make sure pictures of yourself getting down and dirty with guys and girls sprout up around the Net.

More than any other celebrity photos The Hollywood Gossip has ever posted, these speak for themselves. We have TMZ.com to thank for uncovering them. And Rees to thank for being a complete skank.

The now former Miss Nevada is in red. The photos were taken when she was 17.

In a statement, Paula M. Shugart, President of the Miss Universe Organization, said:

"Katie Rees has been relieved of her duties as Miss Nevada USA 2007. First Runner-up Helen Salas will assume the title and compete at the 2007 Miss USA Pageant on March 23 in Los Angeles."

What does a fiery crotch do when it's used up every guy on the planet? Turn to the fairer gender, of course.

It was only a matter of time before Lindsay Lohan realized she could lock lips - and other body part - with women. Run and hide now, ladies - there's no way fashion designer Donna Karan is the final female to experience Lindsay's skanky wrath.

Lohan is probably more desperate than ever now that news is surfacing of ex-boyfriend Harry Morton spending a night with her sworn enemy. No, not self-respect.

We're talking about Paris Hilton.

If this pair really is knocking boots, we almost feel bad for Lindsay. And for Nicky Hilton. As the ultimate act of vengence, Paris' sister is probably next on Lohan's lesbian tour.