Welcome, celebrity news and gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our Friday tradition. Who wins this edition of the Caption Contest?

Tough call, but our winner is SpaceAceMoonBoots. Congrats. The winning entry now appears below the pic. Thanks for playing, and good luck this week!

Posted in: Tila Tequila

Having moved on from the many, many men in her past, Lindsay Lohan continues to stay tight-lipped on the status of her relationship with Samantha Ronson. But now, "sources" are speaking out on the secret, private life of the strange duo.

We say "sources" because this breaking news story comes to us from Star magazine, ever the bastion of celebrity gossip integrity. Anyway.

Posted in: Lindsay Lohan

Because we enjoy testing the celebrity gossip knowledge of our readers, we were gonna make this into a pop quiz, asking:

Which drug-addicted, promiscuous red head was caught making out with her rumored lesbian lover of a DJ in Cannes last night?

Posted in: Lindsay Lohan