It seems the messy divorce between Anne Heche and Coleman "Coley" Laffoon is driving her to seek the company of women.
Granted, this is Anne Heche. But it always says a lot about the quality of a man when his lover and former spouse abandons the entire gender, seeking shelter in the arms of her own sex.
Not that we have any problems with girl-on-girl action here at The Gossip.
But still, way to blow it for the team, Coley Laffoon, you ass clown.
In any case, here's how this rumor got started. On Saturday, Anne Heche was seen "getting very cozy" with club promoter Voula Duval at the Gramercy Park Hotel's Rose Bar in New York City, the New York Post reports.
Then, Sunday night, Heche was spotted flirting with Six Degrees star Shiri Appleby, 28, at a Tony Awards after-party at Bryant Park Hotel.
Sadly, Shiri Appleby's Six Degrees co-star, Bridget Moynahan, wasn't there, though she is single now! Call her up, Anne! You gotta try to move in on that!
A rep for Heche, who dated Ellen DeGeneres before she married the buffoon Laffoon, did not return phone calls seeking comment on her supposedly changing jerseys again.
Very interesting, these lesbian rumors. Never mind the fact that Heche is reportedly dating James Tupper, her co-star on Men In Trees, and by all accounts a heterosexual male. Wonder what his take on this celebrity gossip is.
In any case, the gist of the divorce battle between Heche and Laffoon, which involves a dispute over custody over their five-year-old son, Homer:
- Coley Lafoon says Anne Heche is insane.
- Anne Heche says Coley Laffoon is an absentee parent who is addicted to poker, strippers, masturbating and downloading sex photos online.
Yeah. Suffice it to say, these two are making the divorce proceedings of Marilyn Manson and former spouse Dita Von Teese seem downright civil.