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New pictures of Sarah Palin's pregnant daughter, 17-year-old Bristol Palin, have emerged, and it looks like this girl is one who hows to have a blast ...

Sometimes literally! Whether she's playing with firearms or posing with baby daddy Levi Johnston and other pals, Bristol's life is a non-stop party.

At heart, the Republican V.P. nominee's daughter is your typical All-American girl: hunting, pregnant and drinking underage (presumably not all at the same time).

Think you can pack heat in the Vice President's residence? We just might find out come January. Click to enlarge the Bristol Palin pictures below!

UPDATE: It has come to our attention that some or all of these pictures may be of Mercedes Johnston, Levi's sister, and not Bristol Palin. Our staff apologizes for any errors, but still encourage your comments on these amusing photos below.

Welcome, celebrity news and gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our Friday tradition. Who wins this edition of the Caption Contest?

Tough call, but our winner is SpaceAceMoonBoots. Congrats. The winning entry now appears below the pic. Thanks for playing, and good luck this week!

I told you I can do it with out moving my lips. Now who wants to see it while I drink a glass of water.

Yes, you read that headline correctly.

Now wipe that drool off your chin before it ruins your keyboard and let's discuss just what Megan Fox nude will be doing in the upcoming vampire movie, Jennifer's Body.

According to reports, Fox and co-star Amanda Seyfried will be enjoying a topless romp in bed with another in the film.

"The two girls make out hardcore, rolling around in a bed. It was a really hot scene," said the insider.

In Jennifer’s Body, Fox plays a possessed cheerleader who goes on a killing spree, murdering her male classmates. It's the first film written by Diablo Cody after her Oscar-winning screenplay for Juno.

The actress herself teased the naked scene: "I eat and seduce everyone. There's a lot of kissing everyone - boys and girls. All kinds of craziness."

You may now go back to drooling, guys.

No wonder Samantha Ronson always looks so angry.

Turns out, the DJ wasn't Lindsay Lohan's first lesbian crush.

According to News of the World, Courtenay Semel - yes, the same Courtenay Semel that is currently dating Tila Tequila - told a friend that she and Lohan had a covert relationship before Lindsay met Samantha.

"Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay’s first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart,” Courtenay reportedly told a pal. "At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies. But then Samantha came on to the scene and I was dropped.”

Reports - and this photo - say Lindsay Lohan used to make out with Courtenay Semel and then sleep with men in order to suppress her urges to vadge it up.

As for other insights in the juicy, completely reliable story, Lohan allegedly...

• ... slept with countless men in order to suppress her lesbian urges. Sorry Calum Best, Harry Morton and every pizza delivery guy that knocked on Lindsay's door, she never loved you;
• ... took drugs to stifle her sexual urges toward women;
• ... did lines of cocaine in the bathroom with Semel and then fell into bed with her after parties;
• ... referred to Ronson, before their relationship got physical, as the "father I never had;"
• ... lived with Courtenay from October 2007 through December 2007, until Semel moved out because Lohan brought too many men home.

Despite these seemingly over-the-top allegations, the rumor about the Lohan family we believe the least is that Ali is only 14.

Move over, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. You may no longer be the most buzzed about lesbian couple in Hollywood.

You certainly aren't the most affectionate in public, as Aubrey O'Day and Lydia Hearst were spotted outside New York City night club Butter last night - and there was no margarine for error in interpreting their message:

They're gay together!

Or at least pretending to be for the camera!

Following this public make out session, O'Day and Hearst got even hotter and heavier in the car...

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Courtenay Semel isn’t a household name, but she should be.

She’s friends with all the Krazy Kardashians, y'know, and more importantly, she's rumored to have introduced Lindsay Lohan to the vagina.

Apparently Courtenay Semel is a notorious playgirl - she even supposedly stole an LA guy’s girlfriend away from him a few years back.

Until recently was, Courtenay was dating Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson. Semel’s an heir of sorts herself - her dad Terry was the CEO of Yahoo! But it looks like her most recent relationship has ended.

Why? A possible fling this week - with Tila Tequila! See below. Seems like these D-listers were caught getting a little flirty, huh!?

This girl-on-girl duo was bound to happen. When you think about it, Courtenay Semel and Tila Tequila make the perfect, unattractive lesbian couple.

The twosome partied together at the Roosevelt Hotel in New York City, then hit up Crown Bar where they ran into - who else - Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, who sat in a corner laughing at the lovebirds for much of the night.

Semel told the New York Post, "I don't comment on my personal life."

We know this isn't really news at this point, but regarding Lindsay Lohan and her BFF/girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, it's the most obvious picture of their steamy, unadulterated girl-on-girl action we've seen to date.

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If there were any doubts that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are hitting it, this sexy, slightly awkward photograph should help clear them up ASAP.

Having moved on from the many, many men in her past, Lindsay Lohan continues to stay tight-lipped on the status of her relationship with Samantha Ronson. But now, "sources" are speaking out on the secret, private life of the strange duo.

We say "sources" because this breaking news story comes to us from Star magazine, ever the bastion of celebrity gossip integrity. Anyway.

Everyone assumes they're an item - but the inner workings of the Lindsay Lohan-Samantha Ronson romance have been a mystery. Until now.

Well, according to Star, Samantha Ronson is taking on the role of "husband" in her odd domestic relationship with Lohan (to the surprise of no one).

They also like role-playing! Says the "insider" source: "Lindsay and Sam play certain roles. Lindsay is the passive one, the wife. It works for them!"

Another source tells the celebrity news magazine, "They're totally playing house and loving every minute of it. And yes, they share a bed."

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Just when you thought Hayden Panettiere couldn't get any hotter.

Our favorite 18-year-old celebrity went and told the UK edition of Glamour magazine about her experimental ways ... if you know what we mean.

We mean kissing girls with tongue. Yeah, baby!

In this classic file photo, Heroes star Hayden Panettiere and a female friend explore and enjoy each other's bodies. Just the way it ought to be.

She didn't dish much on dating Milo Ventimiglia, her Heroes co-star and boyfriend of the past several months. But she did say this.

"It's great to be single. It's great to have boyfriends... or girlfriends. There are occasions when you kiss your best friend growing up, having fun and just goofing about. Like perfecting your technique!"

Umm, yes. Good idea. Keep working on that technique, Hayden Panettiere.

If Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are afraid to go public with their relationship, an expert on cooked up, same-sex romance has some advice for the rumored couple:

"I think that the fact that everyone knows about it makes it fine," Tila Tequila said at the MTV Movie Awards last night. "Just go all out with it! If you're going to do something, do it all out."

Look, Lindsay and Samantha, if you don't follow the wisdom of a reality TY star who says her ideal mate is "someone who can help me carry my purse and my lip gloss," then who are you gonna listen to?

When Lindsay Lohan is through with Samantha Ronson, maybe she should give Tila Tequila a call.