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Might George Clooney soon lose his title of The Planet's Most Eligible Bachelor?

Yes, if Lucy Wolvert has anything to say about it.

The aspiring model just started dating the actor last month, but is "totally smitten with George," a friend told tabloid The Globe. “They’ve started out casual, but things are moving fast and she’s told friends they’re planning to spend a large part of the summer together."

Beneath this gruff exterior, George Clooney knows how to please a woman.

Wolvert is also telling pals that she might move in with Clooney. It would be hard to blame her. After all:

“Besides being an amazing lover, Lucy says George is a true gentleman who really knows how to treat a lady," the source said. “Everyone’s just hoping it lasts and she doesn’t get her heart broken.”

What do you think, readers? Will this relationship last?

With apologies to Andrew Firestone, Jason Mesnick and whatever random, hot dude ABC comes up with next, George Clooney is the true bachelor.

This hunky actor takes full advantage of his single status, dating whichever beautiful cocktail waitress comes his way, treating her well and then moving on when the fun is over.

A year after Clooney split from Sarah Larson, the star has reportedly hooked up with Miami-based waitress Lucy Wolvert, an aspiring model. Sources say the couple has been dating in secret for weeks, but Wolvert can no longer keep the relationship to herself.

"Her crush may have gotten the best of her. George asked Lucy to be discreet, but she's told friends and they've started talking," an insider told Us Weekly.

Wolvert previously dated Landon Lueck from The Real World: Philadelphia. It's safe to say Clooney is an upgrade.

George Clooney has been romantically linked to actresses, cocktail waitresses and promiscuous wastes of oxygen.

But Fatima Bhutto would be the first Pakistani reporter ever involved with the gorgeous actor.

According to that bastion of journalistic integrity, The National Enquirer, Clooney is smitten with the 26-year-old Bhutto, whose aunt, former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto, was assassinated in December 2007 by political opponents.

An anonymous source says:

"He’s still out there with his usual assortment of Hollywood eye-candy hanging from his arm. But George insists those days could be coming to an end if Fatima wants to take their relationship to the next level... George has courted her by phone and e-mail and arranged to meet her abroad when their schedules allowed it."

George Clooney might be sleeping with Paris Hilton.

Figured we'd put that out there right away and let readers digest the revolting news.

According to Life & Style, the random pair dined at Hollywood restaurant Dan Tana's on December 20. They were joined for dinner by a group that included director Ridley Scott, Marvel Studios chairman David Maisel and Hilton's pretend BFF, Brittany Flickinger.

"It was an odd group for a dinner party," said a witness, making the understatement of the year.

The tabloid also reports that the night before this gathering, Clooney and Hilton enjoyed a more intimate tryst at the Whiskey Bar at the Sunset Marquis hotel in West Hollywood.

There's really no pun or witty line we can end this with that would make it any less shocking. For shame, George. For eternal shame.

Might George Clooney and Paris Hilton be dating? Might the world be coming to an end?

The only thing stranger than the name of George Clooney's upcoming movie, Men Who Stare at Goats, is the look the actor has donned for it.

The most eligible bachelor on the planet may be risking his status as a stud muffin by donning a mustache for the 2010 movie, which is currently shooing in New Mexico.

Do you like the look?

George Clooney and Krista Allen are a couple again.

According to The New York Daily News, the pair - who first dated in 2002 - is giving it another go. Clooney and Allen were together until March 2004... only to try a relationship again in 2006.

From there, of course, the actor dated Sarah Larson, but insiders say Krista was never far from his heart. Or vice versa.

"Krista has always been there for him. She admits she just can't get over him," said a friend.

Really, who could?

Krista Allen will try to tame George Clooney once again. Think she'll be successful?

On a day when Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt announced their second fake engagement, another famous Hollywood couple has gone the opposite way.

We're sad to report that George Clooney and Sarah Larson have broken up.

While it had seemed as though this model had finally captured the heart of the world's most eligible bachelor, In Touch reports that the relationship wasn't meant to be.

"George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down," a source told the celebrity gossip tabloid.

It's not too late, George. Don't let Sarah Larson go! You two can still be Looney!

Sarah Larson and George Clooney aren't as perfect as they look.

While recovering from a motorcycle accident last year, the beauty says her and her beefcake were glued to marathons of VH1's Rock of Love with Bret Michaels.

"We caught ourselves rooting for someone or getting frustrated," Sarah told Harper's Bazaar. "And we were like, 'This is sad.'"

Sarah Larson and George Clooney love each other, reality TV.

Our favorite celebrity - nay, our favorite person in the world outside of friends, family, loved ones and fellow staff members of The Hollywood Gossip! - turns 47 today.

Indeed, everyone needs to take a moment and leave George Clooney a note of congratulations on our site today. We'll make sure he gets it.

In honor of his Benevolent Hotness celebrating a birthday, here are a series of George Clooney photos. (Be warned, ladies, a few are of him with longtime girlfriend Sarah Larson. That skank.)

We already know the WHAT: Sarah Larson is dating George Clooney.

And everyone can guess the WHY: because he's a certifiable stud muffin.

But now Larson has told People Magazine the HOW and the WHEN: she met Clooney a few years ago:

"It was on his birthday three or four years ago at Whiskey at [Vegas's] Green Valley Ranch," the part-time model said.

At the time, Larson worked as a cocktail server at the venue, dating someone else, never thinking she'd end up with the world's most eligible bachelor.

Then, when Clooney arrived in Vegas for the Ocean's 13 premiere last summer, "he heard I was working at Moon [nightclub]."

The actor tracked her down, she says, and "we hung out."

A month later, he invited her to go to Italy.