by Tattle Taylor at . Comments

Watch out, world! Uncle Jesse is out for blood! 

When a HuffPo blogger called Full House "dumb," John Stamos responded to defend the show that was his career.

Annelia Alex wrote an article titled "The Lies I Learned From Dumb TV" and listed Full House among the shows she says "distorted her expectations for reality."

(Might want to pick up the Merriam-Webster 2014 dictionary and look up the word "fiction." It's been in there for at least 20 years.)

Full House
Alternate title: Three men and three little ladies. Don't even pretend you never wished for an Uncle Jesse of your very own.

When Stamos read the article, because what else is John Stamos doing these days aside from trolling HuffPo, he responded, criticizing Alex for laying the blame for the way her life has turned out squarely on the shoulders of television.

Yeeeeeaaaahhh...pretty sure Uncle Jesse also needs to pick up a dictionary and learn the definition of the words "satire." His sense of humor was apparently lost about the same time his career began to circle the drain.

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Burning through famous boyfriends like it's your job is so 2013. Taylor Swift has moved on to the new hotness: burning through celebrity girlfriends!

Just weeks after Taylor and Karlie Kloss officially became platonic relation-chicks, Taylor has apparently moved on to a new celeb-bestie: Modern Family actress Sarah Hyland!

Taylor Swift and Sarah Hyland

That's Sarah and Taylor stepping out for a Broadway play last night and this photo perfectly captures exactly what I imagine is the relationship dynamic between Taylor and every person in her life.

"We decided we were dressed like a strait-laced mom and her rebellious teenage daughter," Taylor wrote under the pic. 

Yeah, she claims she's joking around, but I bet she's scared off many a dude by licking her thumb and scraping the schmutz off his face.

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