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Take note, idiots who dressed as the burning Twin Towers: THIS is how you celebrate Halloween!

Texas couple David and Natalie Sideserf exchanged vows late last month and then took the "Till death do us part" aspect to a new, awesomely creepy level via our favorite wedding cake of 2013.

It depicts a pair of bloody, severed heads and it was made by Natalie herself, who owns Austin bakery Sideserf Cake Studio.

"It was perfect for us," Natalie said. "Halloween [was] coming, my husband loves horror movies ... and I like sculpting humans."

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One would think this goes without saying, but people never cease to amaze these days. If you're a middle school football coach planning your team banquet?

Hooters may not be the most appropriate location. Maybe.

Randy Burbach of Corbett Middle School in Oregon thought it was perfectly fine apparently, and got fired - after he refused to change venues, no less!

The chain of events is pretty fascinating. Let's break it down:

1. Burbach planned the Hooters banquet. 2. The school got wind of this. 3. The school said hey, maybe you should move the event? 4. He did not oblige.

Oh, but it continues: 5. He got fired. 6. The event is still on!

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Famed Chicago chef Charlie Trotter has died at the age of 54, according to multiple reports. He was found unresponsive at his North Side home this morning.

Trotter was taken in critical condition to an area hospital where he was pronounced dead. The renowned chef was reportedly found by his son, Dylan.

The Trotter's family friend, Carrie Nahabedian, confirmed his death today.

"My baby's gone," Trotter's wife, Rochelle said, according to Nahabedian.

Charlie Trotter's, long considered one of the best restaurants in the world, saw several renowned chefs (Graham Elliott, Homaro Cantu and Grant Achatz) work under him.

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This may be the most disgusting story in the history of... ever.

A London native named Consi Taylor recently purchased a bundle of bananas.

But when she prepared to enjoy a nice, potassium-filled snack, the 29-year old tells The Sun she thought she saw "mold" on the peel… only to realize it was something much, much worse.

"I had a closer look I saw some funny looking spots and was horrified to see they were spiders," Taylor says. "They were hatching out on the table, scurrying around on my carpet."

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Kim Kardashian is engaged. Chris Brown is off to anger management. And Robsten reunited this week.

But who cares? Pumpkin pizza dough is a thing!!!

Seriously, readers, our friends at Food Fanatic have perfected this recipe and many others over the past few days and are now here to offer up their latest ideas...

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You had your chance, ramen burger.

Sorry, french fry burger.

A new item in this food family has been unveiled at PYT restaurant in Philadelphia - and we swear we are not making this up.

Deep-Fried Twinkie Burger

It's a deep-fried Twinkie burger that places American cheese, pork belly, bacon and an all-beef patty between buns made of - you guessed it! - two deep-fried Twinkies.

Today marks its first day on the menu and it's unclear if a ride to the hospital is included along with the entree.

"We are really sorry about this, but someone had to do it," reads the PYT Facebook page that advertises the deep-fried Twinkie burger.

Okay, that's pretty darn funny. It nearly makes up for the myriad of heart attacks sure to result from three bites of this monstrosity ...

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Good news, Ron Burgundy: You don't need to come home tonight and just eat a whole wheel of cheese.

Ben and Jerry's has announced a new ice cream flavor that honors this legendary newscaster and which serves to promote Anchorman 2. It's called "Scotchy Scotch Scotch." Naturally.

“Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch is a delicious ice cream and I hope Ben and Jerry consider my other suggestions,” Burgundy said in a press release. “Malt liquor marshmallow, well liquor bourbon peanut butter, and cheap white wine sherbet.”

Anchorman 2 Ice Cream Flavor

Scotchy Scotch Scotch will be available in stores for a short period of time, while this wildly anticipated sequel comes out on December 20.

Check out the Anchorman 2 trailer now and maybe eat some Schweddy Balls while you're at it.

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Attention, fans of lime, apricot and grits: our friends at Food Fanatic have the recipes for you!

Seriously, those Kim Kardashian photos aren't going anywhere. So take a few moments to scroll down and to find out what's cooking at our yummy sister site now...

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We all know Oreos are addictive, but a new study suggests that the cookies are as addicting as actual drugs ... at least in the way the brain responds to them.

The “pleasure center” of the brain, the nucleus accumbens, apparently gets just as activated in response to Oreos as it does to cocaine and morphine.

That could certainly have some pretty major public health implications if Oreos were as damaging to one's system as the aforementioned narcotics.

They're not, of course, and the study was only done in rats. However, the Connecticut College authors say it’s likely relevant to humans as well.

It could explain, they say why people have such a hard time resisting eating an entire sleeve of the cookies after they've set out just to eat one.

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Kim Kardashian is looking great these days, isn't she?

And we're not just saying that because the reality star is back to showing off her boobs a lot.

Kim just got back from Paris and has been spotted strolling around Los Angeles and her fans would like to know: How did she lost so much weight after giving birth to North West in July?

“I’ve actually been doing the Atkins diet & luv it," Kim told a Twitter follower who asked that question yesterday.

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