You had your chance, ramen burger.
Sorry, french fry burger.
A new item in this food family has been unveiled at PYT restaurant in Philadelphia - and we swear we are not making this up.
It's a deep-fried Twinkie burger that places American cheese, pork belly, bacon and an all-beef patty between buns made of - you guessed it! - two deep-fried Twinkies.
Today marks its first day on the menu and it's unclear if a ride to the hospital is included along with the entree.
"We are really sorry about this, but someone had to do it," reads the PYT Facebook page that advertises the deep-fried Twinkie burger.
Okay, that's pretty darn funny. It nearly makes up for the myriad of heart attacks sure to result from three bites of this monstrosity ...