It's sort of remarkable the things fetishists can make into legitimate porn. Shoes, food, coffee, fingernails, you name it. Seriously. Just name your turn-on.
There are some things in life you just can't unsee and after making your way through this post, you may well need a gallon or five of eye-bleach.
Luckily, you won't, because we've culled together a list of the 17 best types of porn, RANKED from worst to best. All for you. We're givers like that.
Move over, Farrah Abraham! Out of the way, Octomom! You two have nothing on the 17 best types of porn, as scientifically rated by THG below:
Exhausting, we know. But just think: If only these celebrities who are amateur porn stars had just stuck to Instagramming pictures of their food instead ...