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If you're like me and the closest thing to Cinco de Mayo food in your kitchen is a bag of Spicy Nacho Doritos, you're going to want to check this out.

We here at The Hollywood Gossip have compiled a list of Cinco de Mayo recipes for your dining pleasure. 

From enchiladas to sopapillas - and yes, even the delicious margarita - here are 11 Cinco de Mayo recipes sure to please your party guests or your family.

Chips and Salsa
Start the meal off right with a bowl of chips and salsa. Make your own from scratch or reach for the Pace and Tostitos. We won't tell.

While you might start your meal with drinks, followed by chips and salsa (because how can you not), the real star of the night will be your main course.

We suggest Shredded Beef Tacos, which utilize your slow cooker to make a tender, flavorful base for your meal.

Bonus! The shredded beef can also be used to make enchiladas for a variation on the main event.

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Mitch Hedberg passed away in 2005.

But an employee at Stan’s Donuts in Chicago made sure the comedian’s memory would live on forever this week - or at least until customer toss their receipts in the trash.

Equipped with the ability to control the type on receipts, Jon Becker posted the following image of one on Reddit. It quotes one of Hedberg’s best-known bits and reads:

"I don’t need a receipt for a doughnut. I’ll just give you the money, you give me the doughnut. End of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this."

Mitch Hedberg Receipt

Many trees around the nation likely agree with this statement.

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Ain't nothin' gonna hold her down! Not 50 pounds of butter and not a career-crushing scandal!

Paula Deen is back! (At least in her mind.)

The celebrity chef is kicking off a 20-city live show tour this summer with stops so far planned for Savannah, Atlanta, Nashville, and San Antonio. The show will feature a live cooking demonstration, butter, musical chairs, butter, an audience-participation dating game, and more butter.

"That's the excitement of it all — my fans get to be part of the show," Deen said.

Paula Deen Pleads

Deen's comeback attempt is nearly a year after her career was nearly ended following allegations of racism in the restaurants she owned and her own admission of using a racial slur. 

Deen apologized on both the Today show and in People Magazine, and in the same interview compared herself to football player Michael Sam who came out as gay in 2013.

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Ronald McDonald has a new look and a new social media presence, taking over the McDonald's Twitter account and debuting a long-awaited makeover.

The fast-food mascot swapped his mustard yellow jumpsuit for a stylish red blazer, updated shirt, ketchup-colored bow tie, slimmer pants and vest.

Check out Ronald McDonald before and after photos below!

  • Ronald McDonald Old Look
  • Ronald McDonald New Look

Ronald McDonald (not to be confused with the Ron McDonalds pitching Taco Bell's new breakfast menu) also appears to have tamed his wild red hair.

His oversized shoes have stayed the same, however. Phew.

Ron is getting a new gig as well as a new appearance:

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No one mention this to Lindsay Lohan, but someone has come out with a more efficient way to get wasted.

It's called Palcohol and it's exactly what it sounds like: powdered alcohol.

The federal government approved the item this week, although there remains a discrepancy over just how much Palcohol can be sold at once. 

Therefore, it's not available to consumers... yet.

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Sorry, chocolate crucifix.

You are no longer the strangest food item we've come across this week.

For reasons that will likely remain a mystery forever, Häagen-Dazs has come out with two vegetable ice cream flavors in Japan: Tomato Cherry and Carrot Orange.

Take a look at their containers while we go deposit our lunch someplace…

Vegetable Ice Cream

These flavors will be released on May 12.

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Were you one of those suckers who spent yesterday actually cooking up a few Easter recipes?

HA, Matt Stonie is here to laugh in the face of such lunacy!

This young man spent Sunday (or a very small portion of Sunday, really) trying to set a record by eating 100 Peeps in two minutes.

According to the 21-year old in the video, the previous mark was 60 Peeps within this time frame, a number he positively SHATTERS in 120 of the most nauseating seconds you'll ever view. Sit back and enjoy now!

Where does this rank among the most impressive eating accomplishments in recent history?

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Yesterday marked 4/20 and Easter, making it one of those rare times where folks celebrated the rebirth of Jesus Christ and the relaxing effects of marijuana.

Thanks to Hershey's, though, one could actually combine these occasions, as that candy company actually came out with a chocolate crucifix.

How else can one honor Jesus while also satisfying one's craving for munchies?

A Chocolate Crucifix

According to the official Item Description on Walmart.com, Hershey's Solid Milk Chocolate Cross "is the perfect gift for Easter."

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The Internet is abuzz with ideas for theme foods and twee crafts to celebrate Easter.

But folks in Colorado, Washington State, and MediCali have another big holiday on their hands: Sunday happens to fall on 4/20, national pot smoking day, and that means it's not just the big-time tokers who will take this opportunity to get in to the green spirit.

Bud hobbyists and first-time smokers alike tend to come out in droves for this day.

So we thought we'd create this handy party-hosting guide to make sure that the less experienced amongst you can stock your cabinet so full of viable munchies (like Funfetti Cookies), you could host Willie Nelson, George Clinton AND the Parliament Funkadelic without having to make an emergency Taco Bell run.

Take a look at these toker treats as you try out that Red Velvet Cookies Recipe:

Slurpee
A 711 staple, the Slurpee is your friend when you're stoned.

Stoners eat like pregnant women. That's basically all you need to know. We've all heard the old adage "never go grocery shopping hungry," right?

Well, multiply that times one million for going grocery shopping high.

Before you know it you've got a cart full of things like cookie dough in a tub, frozen giant pretzels, mustard in four flavors, pre-made cream cheese frosting, and omigod you know what would go so good with this?

Grape Shasta and Orange Sherbet.

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Holidays mean family and family means dinner! The traditional fare for Easter Sunday comes in two varieties: ham or standing rib roast. 

While those are tried and true staples, sometimes it's nice to get a little adventurous. We have 9 Easter recipes to tickle your tastebuds and fancy up your fête

Easter Bunny Trail Mix
Instead of the typical mid-morning snack, mix up a batch of Easter Bunny Trail Mix. The "carrots" are dried fruit! This is practically a health food!

If your little ones are like most, they eat breakfast and then they're almost immediately hungry again. Make up a batch of Easter Trail Mix to hold them over between breakfast and lunch. It's cute and there's FRUIT! They won't even know they're eating something healthy because it's just so adorable!

This would also make an excellent Easter egg hunt snack food!

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