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No one expected Jessica Simpson to get pregnant again just seven months after the birth of her first child, daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson ... well, except maybe her.

The 32-year-old singer turned fashion designer explained on Ellen today that "Apparently protection was just thrown out the window!"

Apparently.

Despite eschewing birth control, Simpson explained that it still caught her off guard: "We're happy ... But we were definitely extremely shocked."

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A Maryland father claims that his seven-year-old son was suspended from school for chewing a breakfast Pop Tart into what appeared to be a gun.

According to local news reports, the child was suspended for two days.

Pop Tart Gun

"It was already a rectangle and I just kept on biting it and biting it and tore off the top and it kind of looked like a gun but it wasn't," 7-year-old Josh Welch said.

Josh admits trying to create a masterpiece out of the breakfast pastry.

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Yo quiero ground beef tainted with horse meat at Taco Bell!

Europe's growing horse meat woes escalated Friday as Britain's food regulator said that new testing had found the Bell's beef supply was contaminated.

Taco Bell Horse

Taco Bell parent company Yum Brands said the horsemeat issue is limited to the UK market, and that it will step up testing of its beef going forward.

Europe's horsemeat scandal erupted in January, when testing in Ireland revealed that some ground beef products sold there contained equine DNA.

Burger King horsemeat samples were also found in February.

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Like countless other young Americans, Honey Boo Boo has been selling Girl Scout cookies.

To her hundreds of thousands of fans online, and the chagrin of the Girl Scouts of the USA.

Honey Boo Boo Girl Scouts

Honey Boo Boo posted the above ad on her Facebook page, which has 701,000 likes.

She also drew the organization's ire by posting photos of stacks of boxes she sold. 

HBB is not selling the cookies for herself, it's worth nothing, but for a friend. Nevertheless, to say didn't go down well with the organization is an understatement.

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The hardest thing about separating the cookie from the cream in your Oreos?

Learning how to build robots and make them function to complete said task.

Also, keeping warm. Hands and cookies do get cold out there in the garage.

Nothing is worth doing if it's not done right, though, and physicist David Neevel decided he just had to make an Oreo Separator machine (or OSM) to do the job.

NOTE: This is a viral ad sponsored by Oreo. But it's still pretty funny, right?

NOTE: This chocolate chip cookie recipe is also good. Change of pace!

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Pippa Middleton, the sister of the Duchess of Cambridge, will be sharing her cooking tips with the masses in a new column for UK supermarket chain Waitrose.

Middleton will write for its Waitrose Kitchen magazine.

Her column name? "Pippa's Friday Night Feasts."

She's So Pip

We eagerly await Pippa's signature French bread recipe. Don't laugh. Her foray into kitchen advice is just the latest offering from the party planning pro.

Celebrate, her first book released last year, is a a guide to entertaining through the year, built on the experience she gained working for her family's business.

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Burger King's Twitter was hacked today. It was hilarious.

In the last half hour, the fast food giant's account on the social network was hijacked, allegedly by "iThug," who instructed people to follow "LiLinternet."

The logo and name were promptly changed to McDonald's and a number of classic Tweets were fired off before the Burger King handle was disabled.

One of the best included BK's latest menu offering ...

BK Tweet

Apparently, Burger King has been sold to McDonald's because the Whopper flopped, and its new Bath Salts Burger features 99% Methylenedioxypyrovalerone.

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Taco Bell fans, rejoice at the breaking news that just hit the Interwebs:

Doritos Locos Tacos in Cool Ranch flavor will be launched March 7.

Doritos Locos Tacos

The rollout of the new variety comes a year after the Doritos Locos Tacos were launched in a Nacho Cheese flavor and the Bell sold 350 million units.

CEO Greg Creed Doritos Locos Tacos now account for about a quarter of all taco sales, and he plans keep introducing new Doritos flavors as well.

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Kristin Cavallari's secret to losing so much weight less than six months after giving birth? A simple combination of healthy recipes and no booze!

Kristin Cavallari Thin

The 26-year-old dished on this topic at the launch for her new jewelry collection with Pascal Mouawad for Glamboutique in L.A. on Tuesday.

"I'm like a freak about eating healthy," she said.

"I've always been a really healthy eater. I think when I got pregnant I took it up another notch, just because I was so aware of what I was putting in my body."

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Lynsi Torres, 30, is the President of In-N-Out Burger.

She's also the youngest female billionaire in the U.S.

Lynsi Torres Photo

According to a new Bloomberg report, Lynsi Torres does not have a college degree or formal management training, but the proof is in the pudding.

Or in her case, her business' amazing hamburgers.

Seriously ... you gotta try 'em if you haven't.

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