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It's sort of remarkable the things fetishists can make into legitimate porn. Shoes, food, coffee, fingernails, you name it. Seriously. Just name your turn-on.

There are some things in life you just can't unsee and after making your way through this post, you may well need a gallon or five of eye-bleach.

Luckily, you won't, because we've culled together a list of the 17 best types of porn, RANKED from worst to best. All for you. We're givers like that.

Move over, Farrah Abraham! Out of the way, Octomom! You two have nothing on the 17 best types of porn, as scientifically rated by THG below:

Hair Porn
If you get your hurrr did, you better post a picture of it ASAP. Even if it looks like a literal bird's nest.

Exhausting, we know. But just think: If only these celebrities who are amateur porn stars had just stuck to Instagramming pictures of their food instead ...

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Burgers. The ultimate travel food.

They're basically sandwiches on steroids ... and we're not talking about whatever's in the meat. More filling than a grilled cheese and more portable than a hoagie, burgers are just better. 

But not all burgers are created equal. Oh no. 

The secret to a great burger is in the location of the condiments and the #1 burger on this list gets it right, but you have to know how to order it that way.

From secret menus to secret sauces to tiny steamed buns, here are seven fast food burgers ranked from worst to best. Now go get some lunch!

The novelty at Wendy's is the square patty. Square patty on a round bun sense at all.

Want a side of fries with that? Or chicken nuggets?

We've got you covered on both fronts, don't worry:

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Would you like fries with that?

Ask yourself how many times you've been asked that question and hesitated to answer because the truth is, the French fries wherever you are just don't cut the mustard.

Worry no more! We've got you covered. 

Oh yes, we're talking about fast food French fries, ranked from worst to best, and taking the guesswork out of that obligatory upsell of a question. 

Everything at Sonic tastes like styrofoam except for their Slush. Stay away from the fries and opt for the tots instead!

Thanks to us, the next time the cashier asks whether or not you want fries, you'll know when to say no. Or just go for the onion rings instead.

Ooooh, onion rings ... mmm.

Be sure to check out our ultimate fast food chicken nuggets rankings, then tell us below: Which chain has the best fries, in your humble opinion?

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Fast food chicken nuggets? Please.

Those items are so yesterday's high-caloried food news.

The folks behind Chicken Charlie’s will introduce the Krispy Kreme Double Cheeseburger at the San Diego County Fair this summer, a monstrosity that includes TWO glazed donuts… TWO beef patties… TWO slices of cheese… and, let’s face it, ONE impending heart attack.

Krispy Kreme Double Cheeseburger

Chicken Charlie's will also introduce a Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe this year and is the same restaurant responsible for past creations such as Totally Fried Oreos and the Waffle Dog.

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Need some ideas for a quick lunch to go so you can get back to the office and slave away in cube land? Might we suggest the chicken nugget?

A staple of fast food menus everywhere, the chicken nugget seems really hard to screw up. And yet? Some restaurants manage to do just that in quite a spectacular fashion.

Other restaurants, however, lure us in with their delicious and slightly pickle-y bite-sized bird bits and we can't get enough even if our conscience says we should keep on driving.

They just taste so good when they hit your lips! Here's an assortment of seven fast food chicken nuggets RANKED in order. Mmm, mmm, good.

Are these even real meat? No, no they aren't. They're pink slime. But dip them in the spicy mustard and you'll hardly notice!

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Haven't you done enough, McDonald's?

Didn't you scar us badly enough with your Ronald McDonald makeover?

Apparently not, as the fast food chain is set to unveil a new mascot named Happy, saying via press release that the "animated Happy Meal character brings fun and excitement to kids' meals while also serving as an ambassador for balanced and wholesome eating."

Happy will officially be unveiled on May 23.

McDonald's Mascot

We’re on board with encouraging "kids to enjoy fruits, vegetables, low-fat dairy and wholesome beverages," as McDonald’s strives to accomplish.

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Sorry, 3-year old dancing to Happy.

Our apologies, girl playing doctor to a bulldog.

But the following videos of a tiny hamster eating a tiny piece of pizza and a tiny burrito is the cutest thing in the history of the Internet.

Nibble by nibble, small swallow by small swallow, watch this little guy melt the Web into mush now:

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What is it about fast food chains and the desire of some grown men to have memories of them inked on to their skin forever?

First, there was the dude in Norway who got a McDonald's receipt tattooed on to his forearm.

And now there's the anonymous guy on YouTube who has a photo of the KFC Double Down etched on his body.

KFC Double Down Tattoo

Featured in a commercial for the restaurant (below), the bushy-faced individual says he got a Double Down on a date with his girlfriend and "I guess that's how it all started."

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Some people legitimately can't eat gluten for medical reasons, but Jimmy Kimmel recently discovered this week that lot of people don't eat it because ...

Well, we honestly don't know. In fact, they can't even tell you what gluten is, so if you're waiting for an explanation that has any merit, don't hold your breath.

NOTE: If you're going to swear off of a type of food, you may want to have some grasp of what it is you're eschewing and why. Just an idea, gluten-free citizens:

Gluten, according to the Internet, is composed of the gliadin and glutenin proteins and is responsible for the elasticity of dough. The more you know!

The reason people hate on it? Gluten intolerance is commonly known as celiac disease, which affects one in every 141 people in the United States.

Sounds pretty rough ... if you actually have that. Not if someone in your yoga class told you gluten is bad and you talk about it just to sound trendy.

More classic Kimmel clips after the jump ...

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If you're like me and the closest thing to Cinco de Mayo food in your kitchen is a bag of Spicy Nacho Doritos, you're going to want to check this out.

We here at The Hollywood Gossip have compiled a list of Cinco de Mayo recipes for your dining pleasure. 

From enchiladas to sopapillas - and yes, even the delicious margarita - here are 11 Cinco de Mayo recipes sure to please your party guests or your family.

Chips and Salsa
Start the meal off right with a bowl of chips and salsa. Make your own from scratch or reach for the Pace and Tostitos. We won't tell.

While you might start your meal with drinks, followed by chips and salsa (because how can you not), the real star of the night will be your main course.

We suggest Shredded Beef Tacos, which utilize your slow cooker to make a tender, flavorful base for your meal.

Bonus! The shredded beef can also be used to make enchiladas for a variation on the main event.

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