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Sorry, chocolate crucifix.

You are no longer the strangest food item we've come across this week.

For reasons that will likely remain a mystery forever, Häagen-Dazs has come out with two vegetable ice cream flavors in Japan: Tomato Cherry and Carrot Orange.

Take a look at their containers while we go deposit our lunch someplace…

Vegetable Ice Cream

These flavors will be released on May 12.

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Were you one of those suckers who spent yesterday actually cooking up a few Easter recipes?

HA, Matt Stonie is here to laugh in the face of such lunacy!

This young man spent Sunday (or a very small portion of Sunday, really) trying to set a record by eating 100 Peeps in two minutes.

According to the 21-year old in the video, the previous mark was 60 Peeps within this time frame, a number he positively SHATTERS in 120 of the most nauseating seconds you'll ever view. Sit back and enjoy now!

Where does this rank among the most impressive eating accomplishments in recent history?

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Yesterday marked 4/20 and Easter, making it one of those rare times where folks celebrated the rebirth of Jesus Christ and the relaxing effects of marijuana.

Thanks to Hershey's, though, one could actually combine these occasions, as that candy company actually came out with a chocolate crucifix.

How else can one honor Jesus while also satisfying one's craving for munchies?

A Chocolate Crucifix

According to the official Item Description on Walmart.com, Hershey's Solid Milk Chocolate Cross "is the perfect gift for Easter."

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The Internet is abuzz with ideas for theme foods and twee crafts to celebrate Easter.

But folks in Colorado, Washington State, and MediCali have another big holiday on their hands: Sunday happens to fall on 4/20, national pot smoking day, and that means it's not just the big-time tokers who will take this opportunity to get in to the green spirit.

Bud hobbyists and first-time smokers alike tend to come out in droves for this day.

So we thought we'd create this handy party-hosting guide to make sure that the less experienced amongst you can stock your cabinet so full of viable munchies (like Funfetti Cookies), you could host Willie Nelson, George Clinton AND the Parliament Funkadelic without having to make an emergency Taco Bell run.

Take a look at these toker treats as you try out that Red Velvet Cookies Recipe:

Slurpee
A 711 staple, the Slurpee is your friend when you're stoned.

Stoners eat like pregnant women. That's basically all you need to know. We've all heard the old adage "never go grocery shopping hungry," right?

Well, multiply that times one million for going grocery shopping high.

Before you know it you've got a cart full of things like cookie dough in a tub, frozen giant pretzels, mustard in four flavors, pre-made cream cheese frosting, and omigod you know what would go so good with this?

Grape Shasta and Orange Sherbet.

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Holidays mean family and family means dinner! The traditional fare for Easter Sunday comes in two varieties: ham or standing rib roast. 

While those are tried and true staples, sometimes it's nice to get a little adventurous. We have 9 Easter recipes to tickle your tastebuds and fancy up your fête

Easter Bunny Trail Mix
Instead of the typical mid-morning snack, mix up a batch of Easter Bunny Trail Mix. The "carrots" are dried fruit! This is practically a health food!

If your little ones are like most, they eat breakfast and then they're almost immediately hungry again. Make up a batch of Easter Trail Mix to hold them over between breakfast and lunch. It's cute and there's FRUIT! They won't even know they're eating something healthy because it's just so adorable!

This would also make an excellent Easter egg hunt snack food!

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There's a new pizza in the oven and it's not even really a pizza at all.

Domino's launched their new Specialty Chicken Crust Pizzas, four varieties, in all, on Monday and they are going viral. 

These oddly delicious looking culinary concoctions are made up of boneless chicken nuggets, deep fried (of course), and then topped with goodies like jalapenos and pineapple, BACON, cheese, and buffalo sauce. But not all on the same pizza. Probably.

Watch Domino's make the specialty chicken crust pizza now in their ad, "Not Afraid To Fail."

"If we gave up after every mistake, we wouldn't come up with something new like our Specialty Chicken," says a Domino's chef.

The Specialty Chicken pizzas are the first new product for Domino's since 2012, the year when Domino's officially dropped the word "pizza" from both its name and its logo.

One thing we can't decide is whether or not these will be disgusting, delicious, or a combination of both?

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Starbucks has issued an apology to patron Megan Pinion after the Louisiana native received two cups of coffee with Satantic symbols painted in caramel syrup on the foam.

The unusual incident took place in Baton Rouge over the weekend and included one order decorated with a pentagram and another with the number 666.

"I am in no way judging [the barista's] beliefs or dis-meriting his beautiful artwork," Pinion, a Catholic teacher, wrote alongside an image of the two coffees on the official Starbucks Facebook page. "I am however judging his lack of professionalism and respect for others."

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Taco Bell breakfast is all the rage in America.

Heck, it's even being endorsed by Ronald McDonald.

But our poor friends north of the border are being deprived of such delicacies as the Waffle Taco and Taco Bell A.M. Crunchwrap... and they are none too happy about it.

In a Reddit chat this week, Taco Bell President Brian Niccol was asked when these items were coming to Canada, to which he replied: When you take Justin Bieber back.

Justin Bieber: Shirtless on Instagram

The only thing funnier than this response?

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It's been quite the week in the world of fast food.

A new Taco Bell breakfast menu has been endorsed by a number of Ronald McDonalds. A teenager in Norway has gotten himself a McDonald's receipt tattoo.

And a YouTube competitive eater who goes by the moniker L.A. Beast has accepted Burger King’s challenge to eat every burger on its menu in one sitting.

It cost $35.15 for the Beast to do so and the 10 items titled 6,370 total calories.

The 24 minutes it took the Beast to down each burger is condensed into a 12-minute video below, but be warned: just watching it may send you running to the bathroom for days.

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Even Ronald McDonald digs the Taco Bell breakfast menu. Or at least 25 guys whose real names just happen to be Ronald McDonald are loving it.

Said guys are featured in a new ad that extols, at the expense of McDonald's, the Mexican fast-food chain's new breakfast program, which starts Thursday.

The ad begins with a narrator offering: "To show you just how much people are loving Taco Bell's all new breakfast, we asked some very special people."

Next, a handful of folks introduce themselves one-by-one, as Ronald McDonald. Each, of course, is a big fan of the new Taco Bell breakfast menu.

The ad ends with the group of 25 Rons seated together all saying unison: "My name is Ronald McDonald, and I love Taco Bell's new breakfast."

The ad, created by the agency Deutsch L.A., ends with the narrator stating the tagline: "Breakfast anybody can love ... even Ronald McDonald."

While the great ad has a big smile factor, there's nothing funny about the on-going fast food wars, with the Bell going hard after McDonald's market share.

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