Last week, the arrival of Little Caesars bacon-wrapped pizza heralded the dawn of an exciting new era for grease enthusiasts and defibrillator salesmen alike.

The Bacon Wrapped Crust DEEP! DEEP! Dish is basically the pizza equivalent of the moon landing or the fall of the Berlin Wall, and since Brian Williams got suspended and all of our other prominent newsmen are preoccupied with equally deadly threats like ISIS, we need a true media pioneer to step in and capture the experience of inhaling LC's latest nuclear gut-bomb.

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KFC has doubled down on the Double Down.

The fast food chain has announced the way in which it will try to kill its patrons via clogged arteries, as the Double Down Dog is something that now in the Philippines.

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