#WatermelonBoy Goes Viral, Makes Valiant Eating Effort
Coolest Grandfather in History Drinks Beer with No Hands
Woman Gets Arrested for All-You-Can Eat Pancake Fracas
A supposed deal over flapjacks over the weekend resulted in an unexpected flip-out.
Natasha West, a 27-year old Chicago native, was arrested for assault and property damage after she got into a physical disagreement with a waitress at a Denny's in Oak Lawn, Illinois.
Dunkin Donuts Unveils Holiday Cups, Sticks It to Starbucks
Dunkin Donuts would like to make something very clear:
Unlike certain other famous establishments out there, it does NOT hate Jesus Christ.
Furious Evangelical Coffee Drinker: Starbucks Hates Jesus!
In an old 30 Rock episode, Jack Donaghy and Avery Jessup send out Christmas Cards with the most straight-forward of greetings:
"Happy Holidays...is what terrorists say. Merry Christmas, Avery and Jack."