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If we had a time machine, we'd use it to find the first person who decided to deep fry dough and then call it a doughnut so we could mouthkiss him. Or her.

But since the origin of the doughnut is actually a thing historians argue, with some saying it dates back to 1847 and others claiming they came before 1847 and that 1847 was just the year they showed up with holes, that'd be a trip the likes of which only Bill and Ted could rival. 

So why are we talking about doughnuts? Or donuts, as some like to spell it?

Because June 6 is National Doughnut Day, of course. (OF COURSE.)

Entenmann's Powdered Sugar Donuts
We're not sure how these qualify as breakfast foods, but we're not really complaining.

True story: I survived an 8 a.m. biology class with a 6-pack of powdered donuts and a Barq's Root Beer for an entire semester. And by "survived" I mean I nursed hangovers.

Doughnuts save lives! And grade point averages!

Because we love doughnuts (and all food, really) so very much, we've scoured the Internet and our local haunts to bring you our ultimate list of the best.

So scroll through the 11 best doughnuts in America RANKED, then go buy some or make your own homemade Krispy Kreme donuts. It's win-win.

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Britney Spears has undergone some major changes to her appearance since beginning her residency at the Las Vegas Planet Hollywood last year.

First, Britney's super blonde hair had fans wondering if she was sporting a wig, now the National Enquirer reports that Brit has packed on the pounds in recent months - and friends are starting to grow concerned. 

Britney Spears Leaves the Gym

"Britney has gained close to 30 pounds and she's got a lot of cellulite on her legs and stomach," says a source close to the singer. "to disguise her belly on stage, she wears a one-piece leotard made out of a shaping material for a slimming effect."

"She also uses tanning beds and spray tans to hide her cellulite but it looks ridiculous."

If this report is true, Britney's bloat must have happened quickly, as Spears' bikini photos from March of this year show the 32-year-old mother of two looking trimmer than ever. 

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We're all about some food porn on the Internet these days. We'll admit it.

It's obnoxious and we know it but we do it anyway. After all, no one really cares about that juicy steak and side of asparagus you just consumed.

And that picture of your fancy cheesecake? Well, that's just plain mean.

Food porn like this is bad, but then there's food porn to the extreme. Those are the pictures using food as props. This is food porn at its worst.

And there is, quite simply, no way you just ate that.

It's so implausible that one Instagram user is taking those guilty of committing these crimes against food to task. Give You Did Not Eat That a warm welcome!

Kourtney Kardashian vs. That Fried Thing on a Fork
Kourtney Kardashian IS pregnant, so MAYBE she ate that fried thing on a fork. But probably not.

The hilarious account scours Instagram for pictures of people posing with everything from cheeseburgers to bite-sized macarons (SO MANY MACARONS).

All using the food as props for their pictures. Ridiculous, zany props they totally did not consume. Take a look at 15 classic examples above and say it with us:

You Did Not Eat That.

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Not even the Coors Light twins love their beer as much as the man in the following video.

His name is Jesse Stewart and he’s using a mandolin to come up with his own (surprisingly catchy) version of Donnie Dumphy’s “Cry Tunes.”

But this is not just any version of a song. It's one dedicated to the ice cold bottle of beer a friend of Stewart's is holding in front of the camera.

So, without further adieu, take it away, Jesse!

This is the best thing to happen to beer since those beer-flavored jelly beans.

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So when we ranked fast food burgers, ranked fast food French fries and ranked fast food chicken nuggets, we didn't so much pay attention to the nutrition facts.

In fact, we didn't pay attention to that information at all. Well now we're paying attention and doubling up on gym memberships for good measure. 

While there are healthy options to be found on almost any menu if you look closely enough, there are also some really, really terrible choices hiding in plain sight.

They masquerade as subs and salads and you fall for them, hook, line, and dressing-laden sinker. You should probably stop doing that. Just saying.

Here are 11 fast food items that are killing you ...

Chicken Pot Pie from KFC
It might feel like homecooking in a bowl, but a chicken pot pie from KFC is a whopping 790 calories and 45 grams of fat.

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We've ranked the best (and worst) chicken nuggets, French fries, and even fast food burgers in THG's continuing series on the food we love (or love to hate).

Now it's time to get down to business and talk about one of the perennially argued-about food-related topics probably in the history of arguing about food.

What toppings do you like on your pizza?

Are you a straight up pepperoni lover? Skip the meat and double the cheese? Do you pile on the veggies? As long as you just say no to anchovies, we're good.

Probably. But seriously, who likes those?!

While this is probably going to make you hungry, take a look at our picks for nine popular pizza toppings ranked from worst to best, then hit the comments!

Tiny, salty fish on your pizza? Barf. Just say no to anchovies.

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It's sort of remarkable the things fetishists can make into legitimate porn. Shoes, food, coffee, fingernails, you name it. Seriously. Just name your turn-on.

There are some things in life you just can't unsee and after making your way through this post, you may well need a gallon or five of eye-bleach.

Luckily, you won't, because we've culled together a list of the 17 best types of porn, RANKED from worst to best. All for you. We're givers like that.

Move over, Farrah Abraham! Out of the way, Octomom! You two have nothing on the 17 best types of porn, as scientifically rated by THG below:

Hair Porn
If you get your hurrr did, you better post a picture of it ASAP. Even if it looks like a literal bird's nest.

Exhausting, we know. But just think: If only these celebrities who are amateur porn stars had just stuck to Instagramming pictures of their food instead ...

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Burgers. The ultimate travel food.

They're basically sandwiches on steroids ... and we're not talking about whatever's in the meat. More filling than a grilled cheese and more portable than a hoagie, burgers are just better. 

But not all burgers are created equal. Oh no. 

The secret to a great burger is in the location of the condiments and the #1 burger on this list gets it right, but you have to know how to order it that way.

From secret menus to secret sauces to tiny steamed buns, here are seven fast food burgers ranked from worst to best. Now go get some lunch!

The novelty at Wendy's is the square patty. Square patty on a round bun sense at all.

Want a side of fries with that? Or chicken nuggets?

We've got you covered on both fronts, don't worry:

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Would you like fries with that?

Ask yourself how many times you've been asked that question and hesitated to answer because the truth is, the French fries wherever you are just don't cut the mustard.

Worry no more! We've got you covered. 

Oh yes, we're talking about fast food French fries, ranked from worst to best, and taking the guesswork out of that obligatory upsell of a question. 

Everything at Sonic tastes like styrofoam except for their Slush. Stay away from the fries and opt for the tots instead!

Thanks to us, the next time the cashier asks whether or not you want fries, you'll know when to say no. Or just go for the onion rings instead.

Ooooh, onion rings ... mmm.

Be sure to check out our ultimate fast food chicken nuggets rankings, then tell us below: Which chain has the best fries, in your humble opinion?

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Fast food chicken nuggets? Please.

Those items are so yesterday's high-caloried food news.

The folks behind Chicken Charlie’s will introduce the Krispy Kreme Double Cheeseburger at the San Diego County Fair this summer, a monstrosity that includes TWO glazed donuts… TWO beef patties… TWO slices of cheese… and, let’s face it, ONE impending heart attack.

Krispy Kreme Double Cheeseburger

Chicken Charlie's will also introduce a Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe this year and is the same restaurant responsible for past creations such as Totally Fried Oreos and the Waffle Dog.

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