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A catering company called Dirty Bird Fried Chicken has some critics clucking mad over a logo that could best be described as ... well, dirty. Very dirty.

Dirty Bird Logo

The company insists it created a rooster that incorporates its initials, DB. Some people see it as a penis that is incredibly excited, and not by fried chicken.

So either way, it's a cock of some kind. In a manner of speaking.

Mark James, the logo's designer, insists it's supposed to be a barnyard bird and started "working with a lowercase ‘db’ linking them to form the shape of a rooster."

"It’s a graphic representation of a rooster incorporating the initials. It all depends on how you look at it ... it’s in the eye of the beholder, as they say.”

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Here is a new, hate-filled way to get fired from a fast food chain...

Charleigh Matice of Morehead City, North Carolina tells WCTI that she recently found a Swastika made of butter cooked into the bun of her chicken sandwich.

"Is this a joke? Does somebody really think this is funny?" she asked Matice. "Many people died because of that symbol and it's not something that should be taken lightly."

She makes an inarguable point.

Swastika in a Chicken Sandwich

In April, Starbucks apologized for a Satanic symbol appearing - via caramel syrup - in the foam of a patron's order.

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Burger aficionados of the world will all tell you that there's nothing better than a nice, simple burger. Meat, bun, condiments, maybe some cheese, maybe not.

Burgers are truly one of life's simple pleasures. Why mess with it?

Sometimes, however, it's fun to explore the many burger options available, just to see what else is out there, you know? Try something new! Get a little weird and see how it all pans out.

If you're a foodie adventurer, hold on to your napkins and get ready to catch some drool, because we have a few weird burger ideas for you. And they're insanely good.

Ideas like: peanut butter, guacamole, DEEP FRYING your burger! Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. Same goes for the rest of these unconventional options.

Scroll through these 13 weird burgers that are insanely good:

Spaghetti Burger
This is a real food item available in Japan. It combines spaghetti with a hamburger.

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The subject in the following video may be drunk.

But she may also be a genius.

Upon getting home around 2 a.m. on a recent night, the unnamed wife was hungry. But she was also out of bread and slices of cheese. So she improvised:

As documented by the most loving husband around (he tells his wife she looks "gorgeous" and he did the laundry), the wasted woman throws some Goldfish crackers on a plate, crisscrosses them with string cheese (the crisscross is key, people!) and comes up with...

... well, pretty much the same thing as she started with. But the process of getting there is hilarious to watch!

We could offer up much better snack recipes, but none would be more entertaining.

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If you're a fan of disgusting behavior from supposed grown-ups, today has been your day!

This morning, we told you about the Oklahoma teacher who showed up to work drunk and pantsless, and now we give you a jaw-dropping display of dickishness from a redditor known only as thr111.

According to self-aggrandizing (and probably BS) story this dude posted online, he was standing in line at Burger King (of course) when a kid behind him started begging his mom to buy him a pie.

Burger King

The mom agreed, but the kid just wouldn't shut up about it, much to our heroic BK enthusiast's chagrin.

To hear him tell it, thr111 (who, in his version of the story, probably looks like Ryan Gosling, but with a dense, Chuck Norris-esque beard), decided then and there to teach this kid and his stressed-out mom a lesson about faux-food line etiquette:

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There are certain fast food items that no longer exist.

And then there are certain incomprehensible food items that we wish never existed.

Take, for example, the Donut Cheesesteak Burger. Debuting on Tuesday, this entree is now available at PYT, a restaurant in Philadelphia known for “keeping burgers weird.”

And for trying to kill its customers, apparently.

The burger is made with a beef patty on a grilled and glazed donut bun and is topped with cheesesteak, fried onions and cheese whiz. You may get a heart attack just reading a list of its ingredients.

Donut Cheesesteak Burger

The owner of PYT says he advertised the Donut Cheesesteak Burger on Facebook and “about an hour later people were coming in and asking for it.”

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When you think of fine art, the pizza box is probably not the specific canvas you visualize for some of the great creative masterpieces of our time.

And rightfully so. These are not exactly timeless works.

Most of them probably didn't last more than an hour before being discarded into the trash (or recycling - reuse, people!) until the end of the night, but that's not the point here.

Some of these drawings were produced by request after the person ordering pizza decided, for whatever reason, that they wanted to add some flavor to the box.

Others were created by the delivery people themselves, making for a pleasant surprise to the person ordering dinner or a late night snack.

Either way, they're surprisingly creative and detailed, drawing inspiration from things like giraffes, Breaking Bad, Star Wars and a lot of dinosaurs.

Check out 19 fun pieces of pizza box art below ...

I Am The One Who KNOCKS
... on your door, delivering your order in 30 minutes of less, guaranteed or your money back!

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Pinterest is rife with cute little pictures of layered salads in Mason jars. Simply shake them up to distribute the dressing and voila! Salad!

Except McDonald's TOTALLY did that already. 

The Golden Arches might have a thriving premium salad menu now, but the McSalad Shaker was their entry into the world of healthier eating.

It was also a big, fat failure.

Other fast food restaurants have had menu items suffer the same fate. Wendy's Superbar, anybody? (Salad! Tacos! Pizza! ANYTHING YOU WANT!)

While some of these ideas were doomed to failure before they even got off the ground, others developed a legion of followers that led to customers petitioning to keep the items.

Failing that, they brought in their own supplies to recreate them. Love 'em or hate 'em, here are 11 memorable fast food items that no longer exist:

McDonald's Arch Delux (Commercial ft. Jessica Biel!)
Before she was famous, Jessica Biel starred in a McDonald's Arch Deluxe commercial.

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Vagina? Is there a vagina in the house?

What about a Black Guy or a Jew? And can anyone find Nemo?

Throughout its existence, Starbucks has gotten a lot right, namely how to serve high-caffeinated coffee at very high prices.

But the chain's employees often get a certain important something wrong: the names of patrons who have placed orders.

From confusing misspellings to sweeping generalizations, baristas sometimes fail harder than your mother text messaging. Ready to relive some of their most epic mistakes?

Put the coffee on. This could take awhile...

The Black Guy
This doesn't narrow it down nearly enough.

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If you've ever wondered what Kim Kardashian and kompany eat at home every night... well, you may need to get out more.

But you also therefore need to get "In the Kitchen with Kris: A Kollection of Kardashian-Jenner Family Favorites," which the reality TV star announced today will be available on October 21.

"I finally got so tired of sharing my recipes one-by-one with everybody that asked, that it just made sense to do a book and put it all together,” Kris lied said to E!’s Guiliana Rancic.

Seriously, has anyone EVER seen Kris Jenner cook on Keeping Up with the Kardashians? Ever?!?

Kris Jenner Cookbook
Yes, Kris Jenner is releasing a cookbook. Will you buy it?

Jenner claims grandchildren Mason and Penelope “love my grilled cheese sandwiches,” while adding that being in the kitchen is how she chills out.

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