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Pinterest is rife with cute little pictures of layered salads in Mason jars. Simply shake them up to distribute the dressing and voila! Salad!

Except McDonald's TOTALLY did that already. 

The Golden Arches might have a thriving premium salad menu now, but the McSalad Shaker was their entry into the world of healthier eating.

It was also a big, fat failure.

Other fast food restaurants have had menu items suffer the same fate. Wendy's Superbar, anybody? (Salad! Tacos! Pizza! ANYTHING YOU WANT!)

While some of these ideas were doomed to failure before they even got off the ground, others developed a legion of followers that led to customers petitioning to keep the items.

Failing that, they brought in their own supplies to recreate them. Love 'em or hate 'em, here are 11 memorable fast food items that no longer exist:

McDonald's Arch Delux (Commercial ft. Jessica Biel!)
Before she was famous, Jessica Biel starred in a McDonald's Arch Deluxe commercial.

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Vagina? Is there a vagina in the house?

What about a Black Guy or a Jew? And can anyone find Nemo?

Throughout its existence, Starbucks has gotten a lot right, namely how to serve high-caffeinated coffee at very high prices.

But the chain's employees often get a certain important something wrong: the names of patrons who have placed orders.

From confusing misspellings to sweeping generalizations, baristas sometimes fail harder than your mother text messaging. Ready to relive some of their most epic mistakes?

Put the coffee on. This could take awhile...

The Black Guy
This doesn't narrow it down nearly enough.

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If you've ever wondered what Kim Kardashian and kompany eat at home every night... well, you may need to get out more.

But you also therefore need to get "In the Kitchen with Kris: A Kollection of Kardashian-Jenner Family Favorites," which the reality TV star announced today will be available on October 21.

"I finally got so tired of sharing my recipes one-by-one with everybody that asked, that it just made sense to do a book and put it all together,” Kris lied said to E!’s Guiliana Rancic.

Seriously, has anyone EVER seen Kris Jenner cook on Keeping Up with the Kardashians? Ever?!?

Kris Jenner Cookbook
Yes, Kris Jenner is releasing a cookbook. Will you buy it?

Jenner claims grandchildren Mason and Penelope “love my grilled cheese sandwiches,” while adding that being in the kitchen is how she chills out.

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Happy Independence Day!

Flags are flying and the rockets are red-glaring, and we're all preparing for a day of cooking out with family and friends. Want to jazz up your celebration and get the fireworks started early?

Here are some Fourth of July cocktail ideas to help you do just that!

Red, White, and Blue Daquiris
The 4th of July is guaranteed to be a scorcher. Cool off with red, white, and blue frozen daquiris. Layer watermelon, blue raspberry, and pina colada and enjoy. Bonus! These are easily made without alcohol for the kiddos celebrating, just serve in different glasses to avoid confusion.

When it comes to having colorful mixed drinks and mocktails for your guests, look no further than your good friends in your grocer's produce department.

Strawberries, blueberries, watermelon and pineapple are abundant, seasonal and add a little something sweet to your fête.

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Long before the Fourth of July fireworks go BOOM on Independence Day, you'll probably want to feed your face. Maybe even twice. 

Considering Americans will consume over 150 million hot dogs on Independence Day, those are certainly a staple for just about any cookout. But we can all do better than just hot dogs, right? Right!

Luckily for you, we've got a Fourth of July menu here that's sure to make your barbecue the best on the block!

From patriotic pasta to good ol' American Apple Pie, check out these grilling recipes and fire up that charcoal or propane. Let do this! 

Barbecue Chicken
Barbecue chicken is finger-lickin' good. You can't go wrong with a main dish like this one.

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Well played, Burger King.

Adding to a growing list of totally amazing pranks, the fast food restaurant offered patrons in San Francisco a special menu item on Gay Pride Parade day last week: a Proud Whopper.

The burger was placed in a rainbow wrapper that read, "We are all the same inside” and unveiled to customers in a way that made it seem like something brand new (even though the only difference was the packaging).

The chain then filmed various reactions to the Proud Whopper, from those in disdain ("I just don't really believe in the homosexual lifestyle”) to those in confusion (“Do gay people even eat fast food?”) to those who believe it’s “about time" such an alternative was made available.

Watch the fun/interesting/revealing footage now:

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Barack Obama has come under major fire this week.

For his handling of the worsening situation in Iraq? No.

For reaching over the Sneeze Guard at Chipolte.

Prior to addressing the White House Summit on Working Families on Monday, the President of the United States stopped by the Mexican fast food joint, making his desired burrito bowl fillings as clear as possible.

While doing so, however, Obama breached the restaurant's code of etiquette, extending his entire forearm into no-man's land. What are you thinking, POTUS?!?

Barack Obama at Chipotle

White House photographer Pete Souza Tweeted the picture soon after this embarrassing event took place, proving he's either a Chipolte newbie... or is secretly working for the Republicans.

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Amazing news, ice cream lovers:

You may now spend your lazy Sundays actually eating a few bites of Lazy Sunday.

Ben & Jerry's has come out with a pair of Saturday Night Live-themed, one based on a classic Andy Samberg Digital Short and the other on a character made famous by Kristen Wiig.

Ben & Jerry's SNL Flavors

According to a company press release, Lazy Sunday is comprised of a vanilla cake batter ice cream base with chocolate and yellow cupcake pieces and a chocolate frosting swirl, appropriate for when you have a hankering for Magnolia cupcakes.

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There's nothing quite like staring at pictures of food porn right before lunch to make your usual lunch seem boring, but thanks to Instagram, you can do that every day if you'd like. 

Or you can use the pictures you're about to see as inspiration to bust out of your rut and try something more adventurous. Wait, are we talking about real porn or food porn?

Both. The answer is both.

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Alice Gao's Instagram is full of her iPhone snaps of life in New York City, including amazing shots of food. Follow her at @alice_gao.

#Foodporn has taken Instagram by storm with nearly 3 MILLION photos already tagged. Instagram's users are eager to share their food photos with the world.

Some are clearly better than others, of course. In fact, they're so much better that entire accounts exist on Instagram solely for the sharing of food photography.

Some are used as advertisements for websites while others serve as microblogs allowing the account owners to share their exploits and creations with the world.

We've painstakingly taken the time to cull 13 of the best food porn photographers on Instagram. Flip through the gallery above and then go follow them all!

And don't forget to follow You Did Not Eat That, who routinely calls out people who use food as props in their photography. Uhhh...wait a minute...

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We say "Starbucks Secret Menu," you say... GROAN!

If you're tired of hearing about the hot new thing everyone says you must absolutely try immediately, do not pass go, do not collect $200, you're in luck!

We're tired of it too! (At least for the purposes of this post. See also: more Nutella please!)

But seriously. With food, trends spread like wildfire until before you know it, Cronuts aren't just something you can get in a rat-infested bakery in NYC.

Imitation cronuts crop up in every donut shop from here to Juneau and before long they're just overrated hunks of dough. Like doughnuts. And croissants.

Miraculously enough, however, the cronut didn't actually make it onto this list of the top 9 overrated foods around. Brace yourselves for #1!

Macarons are newcomers to the world of overrated foods, but they're coming up fast. They even have their own Tumblr.

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