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WARNING: You will never look at Cheetos the same way after reading this post.

Simply put, a Reddit user named "stephthehobbit" has posted a photo online of a Cheeto that looks very much like a man pleasuring himself.

That's right: the dog's butthole that resembles Jesus Christ is no longer the most random lookalike on the Internet, people!

Very Dirty Cheeto

This is either real.. or the work of a creator who deserves a spot in the Photoshop Hall of Fame.

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Late last year, chef Keith Guehrke appeared on a number of morning talk shows across the midwest.

He described himself as an "unorthodox, self-taught" guru in the kitchen who dropped such nuggets of knowledge on various hosts as:

"There's a statistic that around the holidays, especially between Thanksgiving and Christmas, it's one of the highest suicide rates and I think part of that is the stress of, What are you going to do with these leftovers?"

Seems a bit far-fetched, doesn't it?

That's because chef Keith Guehrke doesn't exist.

It's come out that the man who convinced anchors to try such concoctions as gravy ice cream and/or pumpkin pie smoothies was Nick Prueher, the founder of a site called the Found Footage Festival.

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by Alana Altmann at

Looks like somebody didn't have a happy meal. 

A man from Pacoima, California is suing McDonald's for 1.5 million dollars. Why, you might ask?

The fast food giant only gave him ONE napkin. 

Shocking, right?

Ronald McDonalds

Webster Lucas, who ordered a Quarter Pounder Deluxe at the restaurant, alleges that when he asked for more napkins he was denied.

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by Free Britney at

In a new People cover story, Paula Deen says she learned a lot from last year's scandal, and empathizes with others caught up in similar ordeals.

At the same time, she can't help but wonder if she got a raw deal.

Paula Deen People Cover

In 2013, the Food Network dropped the celebrity chef after she admitted in a lawsuit deposition that she used a racial slur a "very long time ago."

The TV star subsequently lost a number of endorsement deals. Though Paula Deen apologized on Today, the backlash made it difficult for her.

In general. To do anything.

"When I woke up each morning, it was like my world was crashing down again," the Georgia native, 67, recalls. "Some people said I never apologized."

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Sick of healthy menu options? Not in the mood for leftover baked eggplant parmesan this morning?

Taco Bell is here for you, eaters around the nation.

Following the rumor of a Taco Ball waffle taco, this fast food chain has finally turned that myth and others like it into a reality... via its first-ever breakfast menu!

In the mood for an A.M. Crunchwrap? A few Cinnabon Delights? A heart attack at age 29?

Click through the options now available and get over to your local Taco Bell today! Live. Mas.

Taco Bell Breakfast Menu: Yummy?
A waffle taco is a breakfast item at Taco Bell. Looks delicious, doesn't it?!?
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Waffle Taco

1. Waffle Taco

A waffle taco is a breakfast item at Taco Bell. Looks delicious, doesn't it?!?


Waffle Taco with Bacon

2. Waffle Taco with Bacon

How do you like your waffle taco? With sausage or bacon? Taco Bell gives consumers the choice!


Taco Bell A.M. Crunchwrap

3. Taco Bell A.M. Crunchwrap

Taco Bell has introduced the A.M. Crunchwrap. Eat it at your own risk.


Taco Bell Hash Browns

4. Taco Bell Hash Browns

Okay, thee Taco Bell hash browns actually don't look so terrible. They are new to the chain's menu.


Taco Bell Breakfast Item

5. Taco Bell Breakfast Item

Move over, Dunkin Donuts! Taco Bell is making a play for your breakfast patrons.


Taco Bell Breakfast Burrito

6. Taco Bell Breakfast Burrito

Taco Bell is now serving breakfast. Does this burrito look appetizing to you?


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Mila Kunis is featured in a new set of Jim Beam commercials and...

... we really don't need to say anything else to get you to check them out, do we?

Mila Kunis Jim Beam Commercials: Make History
Mila Kunis is featured in this new ad for Jim Beam. Drool over the bourbon and the actress now.
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1. Mila Kunis Jim Beam Commercial

Mila Kunis is featured in this new ad for Jim Beam. Drool over the bourbon and the actress now.


Mila Kunis Jim Beam Ad

2. Mila Kunis Jim Beam Ad

Mila Kunis shills here for Jim Beam Honey. If it means we get to see more of the actress, we'll buy this bourbon by the barrel-full.


Mila Kunis for Jim Beam

3. Mila Kunis for Jim Beam

Mila Kunis makes history in this Jim Beam commercial. Watch her barrel up a batch of her own bourbon now.


Kunis is also at the center of a makeup-free Gemfields campaign, while rumors continue to swirl around her and Ashton Kutcher. 

But a Mila Kunis baby be on the way soon?

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Oops! Nestle's bad!

The company recalled  its "Philly Steak and Cheese" and "Croissant Crust Philly Steak and Cheese" Hot Pockets this week after the U.S. Department of Agriculture deemed the products unfit for human consumption.

USDA regulators said the company processed "diseased and unsound animals" without a full federal inspection.

In a press release, Nestle said these Hot Pockets were distributed nationwide and that "a small quantity of meat" from Rancho Feeding Corp. - which recalled 8.7 million pounds of bad beef last week - is to blame.

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by Free Britney at

Kraft macaroni and cheese, Vanilla Ice and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze. If that's not a recipe for a great TV ad, we don't know what is.

If it wasn't obvious, all three of those things have joined forces for a commercial promoting Kraft's new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles mac and cheese shapes.

The spot finds the rapper stocking shelves (probably not too big a stretch these days) and reviving his "Ninja Rap" from the 1991 sequel to TMNT.

The song, from the ever-so-brief peak of Ice's popularity, features the the familiar refrain, "Go Ninja Go!" and memorably showcased him in a cameo.

Back to the ad, it's as random and awkward as it sounds, but it owns that fact.

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Paula Deen is ready to make a comeback, and in a big, big way.

Her new company, Paula Deen Ventures, received an investment between $75 million and $100 million from Najafi Cos., according to The Wall Street Journal.

The Arizona-based private-equity company who invested in Paula is led by Jahm Najafi, who owns the Book-of-the-Month Club and BMG Music Service.

It hopes to help the Southern chef establish new deals and break away from her old business model, which was based on licensing her celebrity image to others.

The chief executive of Deen Ventures, Steven Nanula, said the company is in talks with possible partners, including in the TV space ... just not Food Network.

Deen was fired by the Food Network and many of her other sponsors last year after she admitted to using a racial slur during a deposition she gave for a lawsuit.

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Administrators at a Northern California private school are apologizing after their Black History Month school lunch menu caused a great deal of controversy.

On the menu were fried chicken, cornbread and watermelon ... seriously.

Students at Carondelet High School for Girls in Concord wanted to come up with ways to celebrate Black History Month in a lunchtime celebration.

Somehow, the above items were what they came up with.

Officials held an assembly on campus to discuss the issue and sent an apology letter to parents after the lunch controversy blew up and sparked outcry.

"I'd like to apologize for the announcement and any hurt this caused students, parents or community members," Principal Nancy Libby said in the letter.

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