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How different is porn than real-world sex? Very different.

A new video illustrates this distinction ... using food.

The viral "Porn Sex vs Real Sex: The Differences Explained With Food" video is all in good fun, but also has a serious goal - to shatter the illusion that porn is at all realistic.

Even people in the industry would concur with that.

Jincey Lumpkin of Juicy Pink Box says adult films involve "posturing for the camera," "flattering" angles and "cutting together of the scenes."

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The Taco Bell waffle taco is coming to a colon near you.

Because the Twilly simply isn't disgusting enough, this fast food chain is apparently upping the nauseating ante, announcing this week that it will soon break into the national breakfast business.

The waffle taco - which is comprised of scrambled eggs, sausage and a side of syrup - sold well at five Southern California franchises earlier this year.

Now, the chain wants to give the heart-attack-waiting-to-happen an even bigger test run by including it on menus across the country this Thursday.

Taco Bell Waffle Taco Picture

Brian Niccol, Taco Bell President, says the goal is to get a better idea of how well restaurants might be able to handle the added operational pressure from these waffle tacos.

"You only get one shot when you go with big items," he said.

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Unlike a certain horse in England, Larenzo Riggins may not have been turned away from McDonald's when he stopped by the fast food joint on July 30.

But after a bizarre incident that left the Georgia resident in the custody of police, he likely wishes he had been.

Riggins placed an order for seven McDoubles late last month, only to realize on his way to his truck that he had been short-changed a burger.

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Food Network star tasked its finalists with making like Justin Verlander this week.

Yes, it was time to throw some serious pitches... to Bob Tuschman and Susie Fogelson, likely the two most influential people at the Food Network.

So what did these aspiring chefs come up with?

Food Network Guy

There was Stacey's Modern Magic, which involved putting modern twists on classic recipes. There was Pie Style, a dare-based series where Rodney makes any dish into a pie recipe.

There was Guilty Pleasre, which was confusing, yet focusing on infusing entrees or desserts with bacon and/or bourbon… we think. And then there was Eat, Date, Love, a program about how men could woo their women with food and charm.

Read this Food Network Star review now and find out which idea got his or her creator eliminated prior to next week's finale.

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Bottoms up, THG readers. It's International Beer Day!

And while you could easily crack open a can of Bud Light to celebrate the yearly occasion, we have a better idea.

Actually, three better ideas: What about a beer and ice cream float? Or a chocolate/raspberry-based beverage? Or a light fish dinner soaked in the drink of the day?

Visit our friends at Food Fanatic for plenty more drink recipes and watch the following videos for creative ideas on how to make the most of International Beer Day.

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Forget Twerking. That trend is so five minutes ago.

Cronuts are now all the rage, as this donut/croissant hybrid was created and copyrighted by a New York City baker.

But that hasn't stopped the phenomenon from going global. In South Korea, Dunkin' Donuts is offering a "New York Pie Donut" on its menu, while the same chain in the Philippines is advertising "The Donut Croissant."

Same idea. Same very, very, very long lines.

What is all the fuss about? Considering the cronut seems like a dessert recipe anyone can whip up at home?

Try one today. You'll soon find out.

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Twice in one week, cops in North Carolina were called out for disputes involving pizza. Amazingly enough, the two incidents were completely unrelated.

2 Million Dollar Pizza

Both stories are eerily similar as both men denied throwing pizza but cops were able to see through the untruths as there was evidence of splattered sauce and tossed pizza everywhere.

Jimmy Ray Poage initially claimed that he had thrown no pie, then later recanted saying his girlfriend was the first to fire. Despite his protests that he had changed clothes before the cops arrived, the officers found no pizza or pizza sauce on his clothing.

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The second episode of Top Chef Masters Season featured a mise en place race… a trip to an Asian night market… and Katy Lee Gifford!

Yes, the Today Show co-host stopped by as a surprise late into the hour, helping to critique the Elimination Challenge.

It tasked the contestants will taking an American classic and whipping it up with an Asian twist. And let's just say Gifford did not lack for eye rolls.

Top Chef Masters Logo

Elsewhere: Francis blew the critics away with the complexity of his flavors, while Douglas' Cookies and Cream concoction was simply to die for. Or at least not get eliminated for.

Who did get the boot and for what reason? Our friends at Food Fanatic have penned an extensive Top Chef Masters review. Check it out now!

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Jennifer Aniston recently revealed that she put herself on an extremely strict diet in preparation for her role as a stripper in the upcoming We're the Millers.

Considering she looks like this in the movie, you can see the results:

Jennifer Aniston Underwear Photo

How did the 44-year-old get into the best shape of her entire career?

"I was on a very, like, you know, greens and vegetables and lean proteins and kale," she said. "When I really wanted to have a cheat day I had to have kale chips."

Yeah. If kale chips are your cheat meal, we'd say you're doing okay.

While the actress admits ramping up her diet for the role, she's normally a fairly healthy eater. Will her movie turn in a healthy box office performance?

Check out the We're the Millers trailer below and see:

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Grumppuccino, the official coffee, mocha and vanilla beverage of surly Internet sensation Grumpy Cat, is coming to the market in September.


Blending coffee, mocha and vanilla flavors and featuring Grumpy Cat's famous meme-inspiring mug, the drink will be sold in stores and online.

The signature caffeinated beverage is another career accomplishment for Grumps (a.k.a. Tardar Sauce), who is also starring in webisodes for Friskies.

She also met Ian Somerhalder at SXSW.

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