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It's been said for generations: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

But a new report confirms this is more than just an adage relayed to kids by parents around the world: it's advice that could save your life!

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According to the Harvard School of Public Health, a study of men 45-82 discovered that those who commonly skipped breakfast had a 27 percent higher risk of heart disease than those who took a few minutes for a bowl of cereal or an egg sandwich.

To what do researchers attribute these findings?

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Yesterday, we documented the story of a Subway employee who placed his penis on the store's sandwich board and also froze his urine inside a bottle at work.

But the most incredible aspect of that story? It was only the second-weirdest happening at a fast food restaurant this week!

Horse in McDonald's

A British woman in Manchester tried to ride her horse through a McDonald's drive-thru this week, only to be denied service.

She subsequently took her riding companion into the restaurant, where it proceeded to poop on the floor.

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Worst Subway "sandwich artist" ever. By a landslide.

An employee of the restaurant chain admitted Monday to putting his penis on the store's sandwich bread, then posting the photo on Instagram to prove it.

Also, his co-worker froze his urine at work:

  • Subway Junk
  • Subway Pee

The Columbus, Ohio, duo's Twitter and Instagram pages are chock full of photos of their exploits, including bread baked into the shape of genitals.

That is sandwich art, in an X-rated way.

One of the men, Cameron Boggs, has no qualms about going public with this information, boasting "today at work I froze my pee" in a water bottle.

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The owner of Jersey Joe's Pizzeria in San Diego denies that he is the man who appears to be masturbating in a photo circulating around the Internet.

Reporters at the pizza shop showed Giusepp "Jersey Joe" Scire the photo, which was posted on the photo sharing website 4Chan, and then Yelp.

"It is not me [in the photo] and that's not my pizzeria," Scire said.

Pizza Shop Masturbating

Scire said that he "just fired two guys recently" and suggested that he may be the victim of a disgruntled ex-employee and/or a 4Chan hoax.

The bomb dropped on Wednesday, when 4Chan users posted links to some random, unsecured webcams, allegedly at Jersey Joe's.

That's when, users claim, a dude was seen rubbing one out.

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If ever there was a cautionary tale of the perils of binge drinking, this just might be it.

Joaquín Alcaraz Gracia was competing in a beer drinking contest in the Murica region of Spain. He did well. He did so well in fact, he won.

Beer

After drinking 6 liters of beer in twenty minutes, the equivalent of roughly one and a half gallons, Gracia lifted his trophy and then proceeded to vomit.

A lot. 

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A Michigan Burger King franchise apparently feels that when it comes to its slogan "Have It Your Way," the way four-year-olds want it is really baked.

A family found a marijuana pipe in their four-year-old's kid's meal box, according to reports. Instead of a Jungle Book toy, they got a glass bowl.

Tight.

BK Meal

The boy's grandpa went to the Dundee, Mich., restaurant to pick up his burger, then discovered that fries weren't the only item it came with on the side.

Dundee Police Chief David Uhl said the pipe was full, too:

"He handed the kid's meal that he had gotten at Burger King to his 4-year-old grandson and when they opened it up they found a loaded marijuana pipe."

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Top Chef judge and Top Chef: Just Desserts host Gail Simmons is pregnant with her first child with husband Jeremy Abrams, she confirmed Tuesday.

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Simmons, also special projects director at Food & Wine magazine, tied the knot with Abrams five years ago in a farmers' market-themed wedding.

Her first child will join a growing Top Chef family including:

  • Tom Colicchio's three sons
  • Padma Lakshmi's daughter, Krishna
  • Curtis Stone's son, Hudson, with Lindsay Price.

Hope she has some child-friendly recipes in her repertoire, because she'll need them in a few months' time. Congratulations to Gail and Jeremy!

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Redneck Heaven restaurant finds itself in hot water this week after Lewisville, Texas, banned it from allowing waitresses to wear body paint while serving food.

Redneck Heaven

After complaints to police about the waitress' sexy attire (or lack thereof) at Redneck Heaven, the city council voted to change an ordinance.

It is now illegal for women to cover their breasts with just body paint.

A woman at Monday night's council meeting voiced her concerns:

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She may have broken up with one of the sexiest men alive, but Stacy Keibler isn't broken up about her George Clooney split.

"There's nothing really dramatic that happened, so it's all good," Keibler told Extra this week of her and Clooney's collapse, which reportedly took place over the phone.

"I'm someone that's always lived the present moment. I always look at the positive on everything," Keibler added. "I'm so excited for all these projects coming up, and I'm super busy."

Stacy Keibler in Monaco

That's for sure.

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The mother of 2-year-old cancer patient Hazel Hammersley playfully posted a sign made of medical tape in the window of her daughter's hospital room that read "SEND PIZZA."

Never did she expect that someone would photograph the SOS, then post it on Reddit, where users pooled together to grant the request for the toddler and her family.

And then some.

Hazel

So overwhelmed was the hospital by random pizza deliveries from across the United States that the family had to politely call off the request for pies!

It came as a welcome respite from the toddler's difficult fight ahead.

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