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Some parents may fail miserably at text messaging.

But others succeed at apologizing to their son's girlfriend after their security cameras caught her dry humping their child behind the sofa in the living room.

Yes, this really happened to a Reddit user named “One Skinny Mexican,” who shared his story online, along with the dessert item baked by his mom and dad.

Look what they wrote to his embarrassed girlfriend:

Parents Apologize to Dry-Humped Girlfriend of Son

The young man says that he thought he and his girlfriend were “at an angle” in which the camera would miss them, but obviously he was mistaken.

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She hasn't talked about it much, but a promo for Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 gave it away:

Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with her third child.

While we await to discover whether a boy or a girl will be joining Kourtney, Scott Disick, Mason Dash and Penelope, the 35-year old is covering the latest issue of Natural Health and opening up to the magazine about her eating habits.

Kourtney Kardashian Natural Health Cover

"I try to eat pretty healthy, but I think it's fun and important to listen to your cravings," Kourtney said. "I develop a thing for Nilla Wafer cookies every time [I'm pregnant].

"I have no idea why! I've also been into cheese and pickle sandwiches. Everyone thinks I'm gross when I order them."

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We've already documented 37 text message fails by mom.

But what about 29 baby shower cake fails presented to mom? We're so glad you asked!

For reasons that will forever defy comprehension, some folks think it's funny to feature a baby shower dessert that prepares the parent-to-be for childbirth, whether this means using strawberries to represent blood or sprinkles to represent...

... you don't even want to know.

Are these creative? Yes. Are they humorous? Some. Are they appetizing? For the love of all that is pure and holy.... NO.

A Bloody Baby Cake
If this doesn't make you look forward to having a baby... pretty much anything else will.

For dessert recipes that don't include a fake baby's head sticking out of a gooey pretend vagina, visit our friends at Food Fanatic.

by Free Britney at . Comments

Scott Disick is either stoned out of his mind or filling the void of his infamous dalliances with drugs and alcohol by indulging a long-repressed fast food craving.

The longtime partner of Kourtney Kardashian didn't just hit up Burger King the other night, he dropped $205 on just Chicken Fries from Burger King.

That's 45 orders, for those keeping score at home.

  • Scott Disick, Chicken Fries
  • Chicken Fries Receipt

Guess nothing cures Disick's alcohol poisoning like greasy chicken shaped like fries. Hopefully he at least shared some with the pregnant Kourtney.

Scott, whose Instagram title is hilariously @letthelordbewithyou, posted the receipt on his account, writing "Thank the Lord @BurgerKing #ChickenFriesareBack."

The 31-year-old also hashtagged #bkpdpartner which some take to mean that he was paid to post that, but regardless, Disick is officially Lord of the Fries.

We think the title suits him, and that he wouldn't argue.

Other memorable receipts that tell quite a story ...

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Given the massive importance companies assign to marketing and branding, you'd think they would pick product names that weren't easily ridiculed.

You would be wrong.

Don't call your food something offensive at worst and subject to easy mockery at best. Simple enough task, right? These epic name fails prove otherwise.

This memo doesn't always reach the bigwigs upstairs. Yes, some of these are lost in translation (at least we hope shredded children are not actually for sale in China).

Plenty of others can be chalked up to different cultures, too ... but still. Between the Soup For Sluts flavor of Ramen, and the Pee Cola, we're sufficiently creeped out.

Check out those surprisingly real items and other gems in this oft-disgusting, always-hilarious gallery of the 29 awfulest, most absurd food product names ever:

Poo!
Mmm. We don't even know what this actually is, but with a name like POO, how can you go wrong.

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A catering company called Dirty Bird Fried Chicken has some critics clucking mad over a logo that could best be described as ... well, dirty. Very dirty.

Dirty Bird Logo

The company insists it created a rooster that incorporates its initials, DB. Some people see it as a penis that is incredibly excited, and not by fried chicken.

So either way, it's a cock of some kind. In a manner of speaking.

Mark James, the logo's designer, insists it's supposed to be a barnyard bird and started "working with a lowercase ‘db’ linking them to form the shape of a rooster."

"It’s a graphic representation of a rooster incorporating the initials. It all depends on how you look at it ... it’s in the eye of the beholder, as they say.”

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Here is a new, hate-filled way to get fired from a fast food chain...

Charleigh Matice of Morehead City, North Carolina tells WCTI that she recently found a Swastika made of butter cooked into the bun of her chicken sandwich.

"Is this a joke? Does somebody really think this is funny?" she asked Matice. "Many people died because of that symbol and it's not something that should be taken lightly."

She makes an inarguable point.

Swastika in a Chicken Sandwich

In April, Starbucks apologized for a Satanic symbol appearing - via caramel syrup - in the foam of a patron's order.

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Burger aficionados of the world will all tell you that there's nothing better than a nice, simple burger. Meat, bun, condiments, maybe some cheese, maybe not.

Burgers are truly one of life's simple pleasures. Why mess with it?

Sometimes, however, it's fun to explore the many burger options available, just to see what else is out there, you know? Try something new! Get a little weird and see how it all pans out.

If you're a foodie adventurer, hold on to your napkins and get ready to catch some drool, because we have a few weird burger ideas for you. And they're insanely good.

Ideas like: peanut butter, guacamole, DEEP FRYING your burger! Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. Same goes for the rest of these unconventional options.

Scroll through these 13 weird burgers that are insanely good:

Mt. Olympus Burger
What ISN'T on the Mt. Olympus burger? Red Robin's menu item features: avocado, spinach dip, walnuts, thin sliced onions, and a whole lot of other stuff we can't even see. Delish!

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The subject in the following video may be drunk.

But she may also be a genius.

Upon getting home around 2 a.m. on a recent night, the unnamed wife was hungry. But she was also out of bread and slices of cheese. So she improvised:

As documented by the most loving husband around (he tells his wife she looks "gorgeous" and he did the laundry), the wasted woman throws some Goldfish crackers on a plate, crisscrosses them with string cheese (the crisscross is key, people!) and comes up with...

... well, pretty much the same thing as she started with. But the process of getting there is hilarious to watch!

We could offer up much better snack recipes, but none would be more entertaining.

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If you're a fan of disgusting behavior from supposed grown-ups, today has been your day!

This morning, we told you about the Oklahoma teacher who showed up to work drunk and pantsless, and now we give you a jaw-dropping display of dickishness from a redditor known only as thr111.

According to self-aggrandizing (and probably BS) story this dude posted online, he was standing in line at Burger King (of course) when a kid behind him started begging his mom to buy him a pie.

Burger King

The mom agreed, but the kid just wouldn't shut up about it, much to our heroic BK enthusiast's chagrin.

To hear him tell it, thr111 (who, in his version of the story, probably looks like Ryan Gosling, but with a dense, Chuck Norris-esque beard), decided then and there to teach this kid and his stressed-out mom a lesson about faux-food line etiquette:

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