Florida Man Dances to Hall & Oates on Top of Cop Car
Florida Man Punches Shark That Bit Him
Josh Green, a student at University of Central Florida, was swimming last week when a shark tore into his leg.
Of course, Josh did what any man with a set would do, he punched the shark.
Florida Couple Caught Having Sex on Beach Faces 15 YEARS Behind Bars!
We'd say it's been an unusual few weeks in Florida, what with the methy couple selling golden tickets to heaven, and the bath salts-addled restaurateur with his $368 billion check, but really this is all just part of a typical month in our nation's most WTF?! state.
Florida Man Arrested For INSANE Reason!
Florida resident Jeff Waters was running a few errands yesterday when he unexpectedly found himself in police custody. His plan was simple:
Gather up his usual accessories (bath salts, ninja throwing stars) and stroll down to the bank to cash a $368 billion check so that he could finally realize his dream of opening up the world's largest underwater Italian restaurant.
Florida Man Has Sex with Tree, Attacks Officer with His Own Badge
Kenneth Crowder, a Florida man allegedly high on the street drug Flakka, has been arrested for having sex with a tree and attacking a cop with the officer's own badge.
Florida Man, High on "Flakka," Goes Streaking to Avoid Imaginary Pursuers
Police in Florida say a Fort Lauderdale man was hospitalized after he went streaking in an attempt avoid a group of imaginary pursuers over the weekend.
Perhaps not surprisingly, he is said to have been high on a street drug called "flakka." Check out the insane video of his desperate bid to flee ... something:
Florida Couple Arrested For Selling $99.99 "Golden Tickets to Heaven"
Tito and Amanda Watts, a Florida couple pictured below, were recently arrested for selling several hundred "golden tickets to Heaven" for $99.99 a pop.
As you might have discerned, the items were later discovered to be fraudulent.