Fifty Shades of Grey wine. It's actually a thing. E.L. James, author of the popular novels, has introduced it, starting with two "personally blended" bottles.
Just as Christian and Anastasia blend their bodies into one. Or something.
The Fifty Shades of Grey wine varietals, titled Red Satin and White Silk, do not come with handcuffs, but may make you more likely to end up in them.
We mean sexually, not in a DUI arrest sense. But don't drink and drive kids.
So what do they actually taste like? We'll try to refrain from obvious jokes and sexual innuendo for just a moment and work from the official release: