The long-anticipated Fifty Shades of Grey movie finally opens this weekend, and though we doubt any critic alive could deter fans of the book from flocking to their local theaters, there's still been intense interest in the film's reviews.

So far, the response has been decidedly...meh. The film currently holds a 38% rating on aggregator site Rotten Tomatoes, indicating that the majority of critics think you're better off saving your $10.50.