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As ex-girlfriend Tila Tequila deals with an alleged assault by Shawne Merriman, it must be hard for Courtenay Semel to get out of bed each morning.

But the talentless socialite knows there are people in America much worse off than she is; specifically, the 47 million citizens that lack health insurance.

In a show of support for these individuals, Semel took to the only outlet she's famous enough to have: Facebook. She posted the following message on her account yesterday:

It's unclear how many people followed her order and posted this as their status for the day. We're guessing Joe Wilson was not among any of those that did.

We make fun of Courtenay often because her name is spelled stupidly; she pretends to be a lesbian in order to make headlines; and because she once lit an ex-girlfriend's hair on fire.

But, hey, at least she's taking a stand on an issue with this Facebook post. That's preferable to celebrities that think the world needs to hear about their every thought and mundane action (yes, we're looking at you, Miley Cyrus).

Has Semel changed your mind on health care reform? Where do you stand on the issue?

Amy Winehouse is quite the cat's meow on Facebook, at least according to Blake Fielder-Civil. Wait until you hear why we chose that particular expression.

According to multiple British celebrity gossip tabloids, the "Rehab" crooner has been chatting away ... under her cat Shirley's social networking profile.

Shirley's #1 "friend" is none other than Wino's ex, Blake Fielder-Civil.

The two were granted a provisional divorce last month following their tumultuous two-year union. Their legal divorce is set to be finalized on August 28.

Amy has been on "vacation" from December-August in St. Lucia, while Blake Fielder-Civil has been cleaning up in rehab. We've heard that before.

Amy and Blake have reconnected on Facebook, however, thanks to Shirley.

According to reports, Shirley has posted several status updates, including one in which she says she loves "Sailor," a known nickname Amy has for her ex.

Blake, who has been relentlessly trashing Wino in the tabloids lately, has an evolving relationship status on his profile, starting with the "single" declaration when he first joined, followed by "it's complicated," and now "married." Obviously.

If there were any doubt that there's somethin' a brewin' between the former lovers and spouses, all you have to do is see Shirley's latest "purr" to Blake:

"Sailor, sort it you're her co-hort. consort still. as you both know you're unswerving. just as much as you're deserving."

Couldn't have said it better ourselves.

From what we've observed since she went public with Jon Gosselin, Hailey Glassman does not have many fans within the celebrity gossip community.

Some people say Hailey is using Jon to get famous. Others say she's a giant ditz. But the 22-year-old wild child's Facebook friends are standing by her.

"GOOD LUCK ON EVERYTHING," one person wrote. "AS I CAN SEE SO FAR U DON'T SEEM LIKE THE GOLD DIGGIN TYPE KATE WAS!!! BEST OF LUCK!!!!"

That's right, Kate Gosselin was apparently the gold diggin' type - married to Jon Gosselin for 10 years - according to this Hailey Glassman homey.

"Everyone writing negative crap leave her alone!!!!" another Glassman pal added. "She was NOT in a relationship with Kate - Jon was!!!! She's done nothing wrong!"

Furthermore, one Facebooker came to the defense of Jon Gosselin as well as his new play thing Hailey Glassman: "Jon deserves to be happy!!! Just because he has someone new in his life does NOT mean he is going to neglect his children!!!"

FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES: At least Jon Gosselin mistress Hailey Glassman (center) can count on her core group of friends to lean on for support (and point guns at).

"Kate goes around touring with her bodyguards promoting her books - she has lead her life and done what she wants - so can Jon!!!! Good luck to both of you!!!"

"I don't hate on you at all, do your thing!" wrote another. "No one knows the truth but you two and thats your buisness. Looks like you guys had a blast in France!"

Glassman - the daughter of the plastic surgeon who gave Kate Gosselin a tummy tuck in 2006 - replied to the words of encouragement by simply writing:

"Thank you for all the support!"

Wonder if the two dudes who were all over her in that classic photo were some of the people offering words of encouragement on Facebook. Eh, probably.

Some new Hailey Glassman pictures on Facebook appears to include shots of her with Jon Gosselin (although she cropped out the father of eight):

Facebook.

It's like a window into one's soul, especially when that individual is a quasi-celebrity that continues to make news for ending her relationship with one of Hollywood's most attention-starved train wrecks.

Following a well-publicized fight with Lindsay Lohan on April 4, Samantha Ronson signed online and removed her "In a Relationship" status on the social networking website. This week, however, she changed her relationship message to "It's Complicated."

This big step took place comes hours after Lohan, on yesterday's Ellen DeGeneres Show, said that the two "are talking."

Of course, even if Ronson does wanna give Lindsay another chance, there's no guarantee the out-of-work actress will take it.

"I'm not looking to be with anyone right now," Lohan told Ellen on Thursday. "I don't need to deal with that. It gets too distracting from everything that I need to focus on. Leaving town, you miss someone too much and you don't want to go sometimes, but I really care about Samantha and we'll see what happens."

Remember, Sam: if you really want Lindsay back, the way to her heart is through her nostrils and her liver.

Disgraced R&B singer Chris Brown has made his first statement following the alleged beating he doled out to superstar girlfriend Rihanna - he posted an update on his private Facebook page, according to the N.Y. Post, which reads as follows:

"You'll begin to see her true colors. Believe it!"

Brown's comment appears to suggest Rihanna is partly to blame for the alleged attack - which she says was not the first in their relationship and ended in his arrest Sunday on charges of battery and making criminal threats.

As if it weren't obvious after inflicting horrific injuries upon her (or so the police report says), the troubled Brown appears to have confirmed his split from the Barbados-bred beauty by changing his relationship status to "single."

As for what triggered the attack, rumors are swirling that Brown had been cheating on Rihanna and that a "booty call text message" sparked a heated argument as the couple drove back to their L.A. hotel prior to the Grammy Awards.

The text message reportedly angered Rihanna, who lashed out about it, only to have Brown attack her. She then faked a call to the cops and threw the keys to his rented Lamborghini out the window, further enraging him and leading to more violence.

The melee ended with Chris Brown fleeing the scene on foot, leaving Rihanna beaten and unconscious and in need of hospital treatment.

Brown, who posted $50,000 bail and had been holed up at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas before leaving yesterday for an undisclosed location, awaits word on whether the Los Angeles District Attorney's Office will be pressing charges.

So far, L.A. police have booked him on suspicion of making criminal threats, although that may not stick. A felony battery charge is a lock, however. Meanwhile, there is no word on Rihanna's whereabouts since the incident.

We'll bring you more on this story as it continues to develop. For now, follow the jump for more pics of Chris Brown and Rihanna in happier times ...

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The headline of this post, along with the ridiculous picture below, pretty much tell you everything you need to know, but we'll elaborate a little.

Troubled singer Amy Winehouse posted this photo – in which a nude Blake Fielder-Civil exposes himself – on her Facebook profile recently.

But Amy, who just celebrated her 25th birthday, will have to wait a little longer to see the real thing as Blake has chosen to remain in prison.

That's right. Rather than accept early release, he'll be staying in the can.

Yes, that's Blake Fielder-Civil nude. Don't ask us about the eye patch.

In his defense, living with one's parents does suck. In order to be granted an early release, Blake Fielder-Civil would have to be under house arrest in the residence of his mother, Georgette, and wear an electronic monitor at all times.

A source told the UK's The Sun: "It was all set for him to be released, but Blake refused to go to anywhere other than Camden. He doesn’t want to go somewhere where he can’t be reunited with Amy and his friends. He’d rather stay inside."

At least he can send her naked photos in the meantime.

The MySpace page of Ashley Alexandra Dupre, 22, provides a window into the life of a high-end prostitute and aspiring musician who went from a broken home in New Jersey to a lucrative "career" in the city that never sleeps.

In an August 30 posting on MySpace, Ashley Dupre (born Ashley Youmans, then known as Ashley Alexandra Dupre or by her hooker alias Kristen) wrote:

"The past few months have been a roller coaster with so called friends, lovers, and family ... but its something you have to deal with and confront in order to move on ..."

"What destroys me, strengthens me" is the deep slogan next to an Ashley Alexandra Dupre photo. There are other Ashley Dupre photos showing her at various places, including in a bikini on a boat in a tropical locale.

The number of hits to Dupre's MySpace page soared to two million as the story broke linking Dupre to the prostitution ring frequented by Eliot Spitzer.

The New York Governor announced his resignation, effective Monday, after being snared in a federal investigation of Emperor's Club VIP.

There is actually a photo gallery dedicated to Spitzer on Ashley Dupre's MySpace page, including shots of the posh Washington hotel where their trysts occurred.

Now the Emperor's Club's most famous employee, the 22-year-old Dupre describes her favorite musical artists as Etta James, Aretha Franklin, Celine Dion, Christina Aguilera and Frank Sinatra, among many others.

Her Web site boasted a recording of a song, "What We Want."

"I know what you want, you got what I want. I know what you need. Can you handle me?" Ashley Alexandra Dupre sings to all who will listen. Gulp.

"Kristen" briefly spoke to the New York Times last night about the Eliot Spitzer sex scandal, but provided few sordid details. Sorry guys.

Law enforcement officials identified the governor as a Client No. 9, a man who had a February 13 sexual encounter with "Kristen" and paid her $4,300.

The rest, as they say, is political sex scandal history. Anyway, below is a look at some of Ashley Dupre's MySpace friends. They look like a classy bunch!

It's a tough call, but ForBiddeN aka Christine Dolce is our fave! OMG! Follow the jump for a glimpse at a very special Ashley Dupre Facebook group!

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