by Tattle Taylor at . Comments

It's a universal truth readily accepted by smart people everywhere: some people just shouldn't have access to the Internet. At all. Not even a little bit.

Do not pass Go, do not collect a Facebook login. Seriously. 

Why? Look no further than these 31 examples and cringe:

5 O'Clock Somewhere
Drinking and driving is a really bad idea. Drinking and driving combined with taking a picture and posting to Facebook is even worse.

Another universal truth? Second (or third) hand mortification is REAL.

As in, wee are totally mortified for some of the people who have been caught committing the sin of gloriously and gratuitously oversharing on social media.

Check out these 31 TMI Facebook posts and be really, REALLY glad you're not one of these people. (Unless you ARE one of these people in which case, wow. Just wow.)

But wait! There's more!! People LOVE to fail on Facebook. Love, love, love it. Even if these folks' posts don't fall into the TMI category, they are legendary ...

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

While younger celebs have moved on Twitter, Instagram, and that wacky Snapchat, Vin Diesel is still kicking it old school and posting his nude photos on Facebook, where they won't disappear after 10 seconds.

Yes, Vinny D has quite the online following (he has so many likes he claims Facebook owes him "billions of dollars"), and he decided to reward his faithful female fans today with a revealing shower selfie.

Vin Diesel Nude Photo

So not only did he get to play the coolest role in Guardians of the Galaxy, Vin also apparently has a waterproof iPhone. If this dude isn't winning the summer of 2014, we don't know who is.

Naturally, the pic received about a bajillion comments within minutes - most of them from female fans who seem to approve of the view. But for our money, this shower shot is not the best thing Groot has posted online recently.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Celebrities aren't the only ones to practice random acts of kindness.

Earlier this month, Keith Kiel was walking down the aisle of a Florida Publix when he came across an employee named Gage Boucher and an older gentleman doing some shopping.

Kiel thought it was “neat” that Boucher had bent down to tie this stranger’s shoe and so he snapped a picture of the act and put it on Facebook.

Act of Kindness

“I figured people would resonate with this,” Kiel told Good Morning America, adding that he hoped the image would garner 100 Likes.

He was mistaken, however: since going live on August 9, the picture has received 200,000 Likes and been shared over 15,000 times.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

A grandmother is Columbus, Ohio has hopefully learned a valuable lesson about humor.

Earlier this month, Jackie Sheaks posted one photo of her baby granddaughter on Facebook with duct tape over her mouth and another photo of the child lying in a roasting pan.

She says she meant the images to be a "joke," but users didn't exactly laugh.

And neither did Child Protective Services or the local sheriff, who dropped by for a visit and questioned Jackie's abilities to supervise a child.

  • Duct-Taped Baby
  • Roasting a Baby?

“We would never harm our children,” Sheaks told a local station after hearing from authorities, adding:

“It’s definitely taught me a lesson: what we think is funny, other people don't... it will never happen again."

Seriously. Just when we thought it couldn't get worse than tying a baby to your wedding gown and dragging it down the aisle.

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by Free Britney at . Comments

Moms. We love them, but they don't understand the Google, fail at texting in more ways than we can count and clearly shouldn't be allowed access to the Facebook.

At the very least, their social media behaviors should be closely monitored.

Why? Because as Facebook grows in popularity among Americans young and old, amusing exchanges like these are beyond awkward for their grown kids:

I'm 31 Years Old!

James may be 31, but he'll always be his mom's baby boy. This is a sweet sentiment, but he likely has other words for it after she blasted this photo publicly.

No wonder more and more "kids these days" prefer Instagram, Vine, Tumblr, SnapChat, etc. Facebook is officially your mom's social network hot spot!

Using the service to embarrass family members, intentionally or otherwise, has become as ubiquitous as Facebook itself for users of middle to advanced age.

Whether they're posting baby pics, offering up TMI updates about their own lives or otherwise misusing it, it's basically a ticking time bomb for you nowadays.

We're not sure if it's good or bad, but James is far from alone. Check out 13 more classic cases of parents humiliating kids on Facebook after the jump ...

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

For millions of folks out there, it remains unclear why Kim Kardashian is famous.

No one can quite figure out what she has to offer the celebrity gossip universe.

But there's no real debate over why the following canines have hundreds of thousands of followers across Tumblr, Facebook and Instagram: it's because they're adorable!

And some are inspiring as well, making the most of various handicaps and living life to their fullest (while often wearing very cute outfits).

So sit back, click around and get to know the most famous dogs on the World Wide Web. These are some paw-inspiring pets!

3Bulldogges
The 3Bulldogges love to spoon and folks like to see them spoon. They have 118,000 followers on Instagram.

by Free Britney at . Comments

Flirting has been around for generations, but needless to say, the onslaught of technological devices and applications has taken it to new levels nowadays.

Notice we said levels, not heights. What technology provides in convenience, speed and efficiency, it taketh away in tact, grammar and excitement.

Our lack of inhibitions, shifting expectations and ability to fire off what's on our mind in nanoseconds have transformed flirting dramatically, and forever.

This can be good or bad for the potential relationships in question, but as we've seen time and again, it's hilarious to watch play out via text message.

For better or worse, these 21 people have mastered the art of flirting via text, Facebook, Twitter and other instant communication platforms. And we thank them.

Scroll through the gallery below and bow down to the masters ...

Sometimes, But Not All the Time
I don't always think about you naked, but when I do, it's presuambly a pleasing image.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Is there anything worse in life than wedding planning?

From the flowers to the band to the gold toilets to the guest list, organizing the details of one's big day is nearly enough to prompt one to simply elope.

But one awesomely honest bride-to-be has made her life easier in at least one of these regards, posting a message on Facebook that makes it very clear why you may not be invited to her wedding.

Anyone care to object to these perfectly valid points? If so... sorry. You're probably off the invite list as well.

Bride Explains Wedding Invitations

See, planning for a wedding doesn't need to be such hard work.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Note to Facebook users:

We know it's painful when this social media network goes down and you can't ogle Justin Bieber selfies or tell the world what you had for dinner.

But please do not contact the authorities when such devastation strikes, as it did last Friday, resulting in far too many people* calling L.A. County Sheriff's Department for help with the issue.

(*One person would be classified as "far too many people.")

In response to the influx of 911 calls, Sergeant Burton Brink Tweeted the following two messages:

Police FB Message
Police on FB

We're not sure whether to laugh or cry over the fact that such Tweets had to be sent.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Remember Carleigh O'Connell? The 14-year old who responded to bullying by her classmates by posing for a Facebook photo alongside the insulting piece of graffiti left for her by said classmates?

Now it's time to meet Tanis Jex-Blake - and to be equally inspired.

This mother of five was suntanning at Alberta Beach in Edmonton on Tuesday, wearing a two-piece for the first time since giving birth to her first child in 2001.

While trying to relax, she overheard people referring to her as “nasty” and “disgusting” and then opened her eyes to see two men and one woman pointing at her stretch mark-filled stomach.

  • Mother Stretch Marks
  • Mother of 5

Jex-Blake says she quickly left, broke down in the car ride home, but then decided to stand up for herself on Facebook.

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