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Eva Mendes nude photos aren't too difficult to come by.

This gorgeous actress may need to get drunk for sex scenes, but she's taken it all off for Maxim in the past, and she's doing it again now for the final issue of Jane magazine.

Indeed, Mendes is going topless and bottomless - like a typical Tuesday night for Tila Tequila - in the publication's annual Body issue. It's also the last cover ever for the mag, which is going out of business after this summer.

"You don't want to come to a shoot, take off your clothes and feel bloated because you had a McGriddle for breakfast," the Ghost Rider and Hitch star told Entertainment Tonight regarding the pressure of these shoots.

Eva joined singer Joss Stone, plus-sized model Kate Dillon, a pregnant Milla Jovovich and actress Lili Taylor in the issue, which helps promote Clothes Off Our Back, a non-profit charity which sells celebrities' gently worn clothing to benefit children's charities.

Posing in little more than a necktie, a fedora and a pair of flowers - similar to the odd half-nude Britney Spears photo from a few months back - Mendes proudly shows off her toned bod for Jane readers.

And she says there's a fine line when such nudity is involved.

"You're a step away from being vulgar, because things aren't tucked in and hidden by a dress."

As for those rumored Linday Lohan nude pics? We're sure they're very vulgar.

Eva Mendes naked photos grace the pages of yet another magazine. Not that we're complaining about that.

Thanks to People for this collection of celebrity sound bites...

"If I was her, I would hit someone the second I got in there and go into PC, protective custody. Then she's just got to sit in there and read some books."
- Law & Order: SVU star Ice-T, when asked by New York magazine if he had any advice for Paris Hilton before she went to jail.

THG NOTE: Kind of similar to our initial (Office Space-inspired) advice to her, which was to either kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch.

"What can I say besides... farewells are always difficult."
- Rosie O'Donnell, responding to fan support over her feud with her View co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck, during her regular blog Web cast. ABC and O'Donnell announced Friday that she's not returning to the show.

"On this one I think Rosie should win. I think anybody that's against the war in Iraq is the winner of the fight, because to justify the war in Iraq ... only an imbecile could do that."
- Rosie's former nemesis Donald Trump, siding with O'Donnell in her feud with Hasselbeck

"I feel fabulous... When I wake up in the morning and I haven't had my coffee and I stumble downstairs, I'm like, '... Oh, s---' I completely forget that I've done this. And I have a few moments where I'm, like, 'Who's that?'"
- X-Men star Anna Paquin, on joining the ranks of Hollywood stars who've gone blonde

"They were very sweet and they poured me a vodka and orange juice and then I was fine."
- Eva Mendes, on having to be coaxed to do her very first on-screen nude scene with Joaquin Phoenix for her new film We Own the Night

"To think that Yoko Ono would even see it makes me want to throw up."
- Paul Rudd, discussing taking on the role of John Lennon in the rock-biopic parody Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, to Entertainment Weekly

"Both are ways to make a good dishonest living."
- Keith Richards, on snorting his dad. Just kidding. What the guitar god refers is being a rock star compared to a pirate. Keith portrays Johnny Depp's dad in the new Pirates of the Caribbean sequel. Depp has admitted his portrayal of the character is based on Richards.

Eva Mendes nude? That's not so unusual to come across on magazine covers.

But baring it all for a movie sex scene? That's a tad different, the actress recently said.

"I wasn't comfortable at all," she told reporters Friday at the Cannes press conference for We Own the Night, which contains a steamy sex scene that would make Jennifer Toof blush â€" Eva's first â€" with Joaquin Phoenix.

"They were very sweet and they poured me a vodka and orange juice and then I was fine," she said.  "I'm very professional and I don't usually drink on the job but that morning I had a little vodka and OJ."

Hey, that's okay, Eva. Lindsay Lohan starts every morning, afternoon and evening with one of those.

Of the scene, Mendes said: "It was my first sex scene and thank God it was with [director] James Gray. Not that it was actually with James," she said, correcting herself to much laughter. "He did it at the end of the shoot, so it was the last day and I was really, really comfortable with these clowns," she said, referring to Phoenix and Gray.

Asked if it helped to think it was her character and not her up there, Mendes said that was difficult. After all, her giant boobs are still her large boobs.

The actress also described her co-star as "one of the greatest actors of my generation," to which Phoenix rolled his eyes, probably because he figured Andy Samberg was more deserving of that description.

We're becoming huge fans of unknown magazines.

Some publication called Arena, for example, recently printed topless pictures of Keeley Hazell. Nothing wrong with that.

Then, there was an almost nude Kate Moss and her bare breasts on the cover of Numero.

Now, DT magazine apparently exists. And it's making a name for itself with a spread of a fully nude Eva Mendes. Sure, the actress is covering up the most romantic parts - but you still get the naked idea.

As far as sexy photos go, these slide right near the top of our list. The only star beating Mendes out is another Eva. But one glance at this nude Eva Longoria photo and all would agree that it's nearly impossible to beat.

Good news, Cameron Diaz:

We know who you can turn to now that your relationship with Justin Timberlake is over.

As she readily admits in this month's Maxim, Eva Mendes has a pretty healthy crush on one of the stars of Shrek the Third.

"If I were a guy I'd ask Cameron to marry me. She's got the greatest spirit and she has the cutest, tighest butt. Her butt is so cute I can't take it."

But Eva's feeling a certain thing or two in her loins for current and former male co-stars, too. For example, she starred with Will Smith in the romantic comedy, Hitch. Among others:

"I'd be blind as a bat not to have chemistry with Johnny Depp, Will Smith and Denzel Washington."

Meanwhile, in the upcoming film Ghost Rider, Eva stars opposite Nic Cage and admits she is willing to do whatever it takes get into character.

"The original Roxanne was blonde and blue-eyed, but also had huge bajoongas. If I gain weight it goes to my boobs and my butt. I figured since I can't be blonde and blue-eyed, I'll at least have her bra size. So the bajoongas got big. They were out of control."

Well, okay then. Gues Victoria Beckham has competition in the gigantic boob department.