On last night's Duck Dynasty, employee Martin revealed that he had a date, which the Robertsons naturally had to step in and offer their two cents on.
Jase, Korie and Jessica gave him a mini-makeover, and the true dating Ace in the Hole, Uncle Si, gave him a crash course in dating etiquette.
Who better than Silas Robertson to handle that task?
“Even when you’re eating, don’t let the conversation die," Si advised him ... making parents of young children everywhere die just a little inside.
In a confessional later, Si also dropped great suggestions of "lines that women love," including the gem "Can I have directions ... to your heart?”