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Mayim Bialik is on the warpath these days.

Having previously made headlines with a blog post calling out Ariana Grande, she's taking on an even more popular and unexpected target today:

Disney's widely acclaimed flick Frozen!

Mayim straight up hates Frozen, acknowledging "I know everybody loved Frozen and that I am going to get so much hate for this. But I’m just keeping it real, yo."

Titled "Why My Sons and I Hate the Movie Frozen," The Big Bang Theory star, who has a Ph.D. in neuroscience, offers some clear reasons why:

Mayim Bialik and Elsa

"Sure, it’s sort of hidden, but the search for a man/love/Prince is still the reigning plot line in the movie, as it is with pretty much all movies for young people which are animated."

"The sister’s desire to marry this guy she just met, and the other sister getting mad ... [the identification of a woman is based] on her desire and search to meet a man."

"I’ve had just enough [of this] finding a man business in almost every kids’ movie."

She goes on to explain that she has beef with the way the film bashes men, too:

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Duck Tales, a cartoon staple of Disney Channel's late '80s and early '90s TV lineup, is something many thirty-somethings out there will look back on fondly.

But get ready to up the ante on your nostalgia.

Now, thanks to the Internet - specifically the awesome blog Oh My Disney - has reenacted the theme song and intro with actual ducks! Check it out below!

One of the most memorable (and adored) parts of the show starring Scrooge McDuck and his nephews Huey, Louie and Dewey was the amazing theme.

Traveling to outer space, the deep sea, the pyramids and of course literally swimming in money in Scrooge's vault, the gang covered a lot of ground.

These real ducks did their best to do the same, although their animated counterparts are likely more receptive to hats and being buried alive in gold.

Enjoy having these cute images in your head this morning, and the Duck Tales theme song playing on repeat in your brain for probably the next 72 hours.

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Deadmau5 is being taken to court by a much bigger cartoon mau5.

Disney is apparently ready to challenge him in court after the conglomerate determined that the DJ's logo is too similar to its (trademarked) Mickey Mouse ears.

We can't decide if we're shocked at this news or shocked that it's taken them this long to file, but either way, the electronic music star is vowing to fight it out.

  • Deadmau5 Photograph
  • Mickey Mouse Photo

"Landed home to some interesting news," he tweeted this week. "Looks like Disney officially just filed in opposition of my trademark … lawyer up Mickey."

"Disney thinks you might confuse an established electronic musician/performer with a cartoon mouse," he went on. "That's how stupid they think you are."

Deadmau5 (pronounced "dead mouse"), real name Joel Zimmerman, uses oversized headpieces with rounded ears, while doing his thing live around the world.

In a statement to E! News, Deadmau5 attorney Dina LaPolt further elaborated on the matter, claiming he has his own likeness trademarked, thankyouverymuch:

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For some reason, Cosmo recently decided to imagine Kim Kardashian and Kanye West as famous Disney characters.

It's unclear why.

But there's no need to imagine a handful of famous Disney animals in real life... because they already exist!

From the beloved dog in Up... to Simba and his mentor Rafiki from The Lion King... to a pair of fish trying to Find Nemo, we've tracked down a number of furry friends who looks eerily similar to these iconic creatures and featured them below alongside their dopplegangers.

What's more shocking: seeing the real-life Lady and the Tramp? Or seeing photos of these battered Disney princesses?

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Cutest cosplay ever? It's gonna be hard to ever beat this.

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Disney has long been the go-to source for all things imagination and creativity. Imagination is, after all, the foundation of their existence.

So when artists take Disney characters to new places, we all sit up and take notice, because THAT is a truly creative endeavor.

Enter Isaiah Stephens, an artist whose drawings of Disney characters dressed up for Halloween might just blow your mind ...

Pocahontas as Katniss Everdeen
Pocahontas could totally survive in the wild like Katniss Everdeen.

Stephens took some of our most beloved characters, from the Disney canon and beyond, and comingled them into detailed and genre-defying works of art.

You have to see these, but be warned: you might not be able to look at your favorite characters in quite the same way ever again.

Be sure to visit Stephens' website to see EVEN MORE of his drawings. Check out more Disney characters as different races after the jump!

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Look, we're not saying Disney has a vendetta against parents, but we ARE saying that if you're a parent in a Disney movie, you better skip ahead to the end of the script.

There's a super good chance you won't make it that far, and the audience who comes to see you will be crying into popcorn buckets and wiping away tears with buttery fingers.

Heartbreak, bullying, losing your pets, facing your own mortal peril. Ugh. It's enough to make us sad for weeks sometimes! These ARE movies for kids, right? RIGHT?!?!

From Bambi's mom to "Baby Mine," we present to you the 19 most depressing Disney moments EVER. Get your tissues out and steel yourselves ...

Bambi's Mom Dies
Look, I don't care who you are. Bambi's mom's death is probably THE SADDEST MOMENT EVER in Disney history. Ever. Followed SUPER closely by...

Yeah. Gonna be rough for the kiddos and parents alike.

See, if Disney movie posters and taglines just TOLD THE TRUTH about some of these cinema classics, we could save ourselves a bunch of heartache.

To wit, follow the jump for 19 honest Disney posters:

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It's a tale as old as time. Girl is sad. Girl meets boy. Girl is happy! And they both lived happily ever after! No really, that's the plot of more movies than we can count.

Very often the stories being told in kids' movies are wrapped up in shiny, colorful cartoon faces which do not actually reveal what the movie is about or the messages therein.

For instance, Frozen is not about a reindeer who befriends a snowman. And ANNA IS THE HEROINE but everyone loves Elsa because she gets the best song. Ugh.

It's always Elsa Elsa Elsa! (Anna 4 lyfe!!!)

But what if these beloved films' taglines told the truth? As an answer, here are 19 honest Disney posters. Seriously, Disney, what's up with all the orphans?

101 Dalmatians
Imagining having 101 children to keep up with pretty much gives us hives. This wouldn't have happened if people listened to Bob Barker.

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We recently came up with a list of 9 celebrities who look just like Disney princesses.

Kim Kardashian did not make the cut, but try telling that to Cosmopolitan.

The genius editors of that publication have somehow outdone their recent expose on girl-on-girl sex positions by imagining Kim and husband Kanye West as iconic cartoon couples.

Here they are watching as North West is presented to the universe... there they are floating on a magic carpet... and, yup, that's a tiny Kim Kardashian with wings, sitting on Kanye's shoulder.

Very awesome. Very original. And very much worth your time to flip through the following photo gallery:

Kim and Kanye in The Lion King
It's the circle of life, folks. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were destined to appear in a version of The Lion King.

NOTE: For more examples of Kim and Kanye as you've never seen them before, visit the official Cosmo website.

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Britney Spears is passing on her love of Disney to her sons, posing with Sean Preston, 8, and Jayden James, 7, at the Happiest Place on Earth.

The trio looked like the cutest, happiest family on Earth ...

Britney With Kiddos

The former Mickey Mouse Club member, on break from her residency gig in Las Vegas, enjoyed a long day of fun with her kids by Kevin Federline.

"Took these two little Mouseketeers to @Disneyland today ... like mama like sons ;)" the 32-year-old pop icon Tweeted during their summer visit.

Spears and her sons didn't waste any time, either.

After enjoying an early breakfast at the Plaza Inn restaurant, the star and her kids headed to ride Space Mountain bright and early around 9:30 a.m.

"She seemed like she was in a great mood and seemed happy her kids were having fun," the eyewitness said, even if they had to wait in line with commoners.

No Justin Bieber wheelchair antics for Britney.

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Neel Sethi has been cast as Mowgli in the the upcoming live-action and animation portrayal of Disney's The Jungle Book, and he certainly looks the part.

So much so that he was picked even though he's never acted!

Neel Sethi Photo

"The Walt Disney Studios is pleased to announce that 10-year-old Neel Sethi will play the part of Mowgli in Disney’s The Jungle Book," a statement reads.

"Neel is a newcomer from New York picked from among thousands of auditions, and his role in The Jungle Book marks his first foray into acting."

He got the part "after an extensive worldwide search ranging from New York to New Zealand, London to Canada, and throughout the United States and India."

Neel, 10 years old, won over director Jon Favreau right away.

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