Devon James

Vivid Entertainment's newest movie, 3 Mistresses: Notorious Tales of the World's Greatest Golfer, stars Devon James, Joslyn James and Holly Sampson - three acclaimed adult "actresses" who made national headlines as being mistresses of Tiger Woods.

Award-winning director (LOL) B. Skow brings the women together for an in-depth Q&A session, which generates explicit discussions and on-screen demonstrations of what intercourse was like with Tiger ... followed by pornographic reenactments.

"Any time you can get three women to sit down together to talk about the same guy the results are going to be more than interesting," said Skow.

"These women also happen to have sex for a living, and so if they've been with the same guy, you can be sure they'll share absolutely everything."

The film, released this week, includes the following disclaimer to ward off legal action from Woods, who just won his first tournament since 2009:

Where would THG be without good cheating scandals? Sure, these women are trashy beyond belief, but boy do they keep things interesting with their sexting, locking themselves in closets, making up sex tape rumors and such.

We despise them. And applaud their efforts. Below are THG's esteemed finalists for the Rachel Uchitel Award as the top celebrity mistress of 2010 ...

The sleazy, relatively unattractive porn star selling a purported sex tape of herself and Tiger Woods claims the golf superstar paid her not to release it.

THAT is why she's shutting down her website, which had been selling the alleged tape ... not because it actually features a Tiger look-alike or anything.

Devon James claims she had an affair with Woods - and frankly, who hasn't - but the Tiger sex tape and love child she alleges she has are clear fakes.

Devon James has no shame. Or morals, or money.

"Our settlement is done so we're not releasing a tape," Devon James' husband Nick said, claiming the couple received a settlement from Woods' camp.

But come on. Obviously there is no settlement.

Even Radar Online, which will report that Rielle Hunter wants to marry John Edwards less than a day after his wife dies, says the story is pure fiction.

No wonder Devon James has been conjuring up every lie in the book in an effort to squeeze money out of former lover Tiger Woods: She's bankrupt!

The Florida porn star selling an alleged Tiger Woods sex tape, which she claims she was offered $300,000 for the rights to. Guess that wasn't true.

Bankruptcy papers Devon and husband Nick James filed under penalty of perjury list their assets at zero to $50,000. No mention of any Tiger tape.

The brazen Devon James, who falsely claimed Tiger Woods was the father of her love child Austin earlier this year, is actually $231,124.01 in debt.

Amazingly, they are still accepting orders on tigertapexxx [dot] com and are still advertising "Devon James and Tiger Woods Sex Tape On Sale Now."

They claim on the site, which accepts payment via Visa, MasterCard and PayPal, that the tape will be released Nov. 15. It was previously Nov. 1.

To the surprise of no one, it turns out the Tiger Woods sex tape being promoted by Devon James is a fake - according to the dude who co-starred in it!

Teneal Goyco, a vague Tiger look-alike, says he was paid cash to “pretend to be Tiger Woods” during a taped two-hour tryst with piece of work Devon.

The man claims he was paid $1,000 to impersonate Woods in sex scenes with James, who had him "dress" like Tiger, complete with Nike hat and vest.

OUTTA THE WOODS: Tiger is no sex tape star. Of course, he's still being spoofed in a sex tape with a woman he once slept with and a dude dressed up like him.

Devon James, who also lied earlier this year about Tiger Woods fathering her love child, is charging $25.95 for a video that's on sale now and ships November 15.

But Goyco's account pretty much nixes any remote chance that the video - featuring “Tiger Woods playing all the holes” with his former mistress - is legitimate.

"I was in it to make a few bucks and have sex with a pretty lady,” he says. “I thought I was just fulfilling this woman’s fantasy of having sex with Tiger Woods.”

Easy to see how that misunderstanding could happen.

The Tiger Woods sex tape being sold by Devon James is by all accounts a total hoax, and we can't imagine she won't get sued for defamation at some point, but hey, why let that stop you from trying to grab some attention and cash?

Devon, who along with Joslyn James has become the most shameless and enterprising of Tiger Woods many mistresses, started taking pre-orders today.

There's no proof that any sex tape even exists, in fact, her former manager even says that the porn star cast a look-alike and filmed the thing only recently.

On a website dubbed TigerTapexxx (dot) com, you can order the disc, titled simply, Tiger Woods & Devon James Sex Tape, for $39.95 plus tax. SO worth it.

The sex tape comes with an autographed 8x10 photo of Devon James - talk about a must-have bonus right there! - and will ship no later than November 15, giving her plenty of time to cash your check and flee to the Cayman Islands.

Devon James insists she is in possession of a Tiger Woods sex tape. We don't believe her at all, but you gotta give her credit for the effort put into these lies.

Like George driving all the way to his fake house in the Hamptons hoping his in-laws would blink first (some classic Seinfeld quotes), there's no stopping her.

Producer/husband Nick James says Devon and Tiger's sex video will be available Friday, with the XXX release moving forward “no matter what.”

“I was told there was a bid by his lawyers to buy the tape but so far no deal has been struck and I don’t think it will be either,” Nick told Radar Online.

The couple's website, TigerTapeXXX (dot) com, promises "Tiger Woods playing all the holes" of his former girl and says pre-orders will begin Oct. 15.

NOTE: There is no proof the Tiger Woods sex tape actually exists.

Tiger Woods' rampant cheating on Elin Nordegren was a very sad story in terms of his family breaking up, and the tarnishing of one of sports' most beloved icons.

But it's been pretty entertaining in other ways.

Two of his skanky mistresses are now going to the police and complaining of death threats ... against each other. Ah, the lives of Devon James and Joslyn James.

Yes, Tiges cheated on Elin with Devon (left) and Joslyn James.

Joslyn went to the LAPD Tuesday and filed a report, claiming Devon, who infamously attempted to fake a love child and Tiger Woods sex tape, threatened her life.

Devon emailed James, via her manager, this: "Trust me I will swear to u kill over this. Oh yeah wait to u c wat ur prize has comming! Joslyn u should b scared."

The feud stems from a Tiger porn spoof starring both. Joslyn says Dev stole money from her on set. Her parting shot: "No wonder Tiger dummmppped her ass."

"God if u saw her face when the cameraman said how f*ing hot I looked," Devon says, adding this poignant gem: "And I quote 'Devons made the money shot.'"

That'll show Joslyn. The LAPD is investigating.

We've gotta give Devon James credit for going all in at least.

With her efforts to con Tiger Woods into paying support for a love child that isn't his, she established her place as the most shameless of his mistresses.

Her latest scam - alleging she has a Tiger Woods sex tape, then seeking a Tiger look-alike to star in one and bolster the lie - has lowered the bar again.

As Tiger Woods can attest, Devon James is one classy babe.

Alas, Devon's been foiled again, as the Tiger Woods sex tape is a "scam" according to the ex-manager of the hooker who claims to have sold the rights.

Devon James even tried to find a doppelganger of the disgraced golfer to star in a fake tape, which she's promoting on tigertapexxx [dot] com. Really.

The site, featuring a photo of Dev, promises to release the full 62-minute Tiger sex tape shortly and says she will begin accepting orders on October 15.

Sounds enticing, except that it doesn't even exist.

When Tiger Woods mistresses engage in a war of words, and threaten physical violence against each other, it is far from pretty - and far from unfunny.

Devon James has reportedly threatened to kill Joslyn James as the ongoing feud between two of Tiger's most infamous porn star bed buddies intensifies.

In an email sent via a mutual friend, Devon threatened Joslyn and likened the latter James' broken heart at the hands of Tiger to "her botched boobs."

"Trust me I swear to you I will kill over this," Devon James, who also lied and accused Tiger Woods of knocking her up 10 years ago, wrote to Joslyn.

The feud erupted after the pair signed to shoot a porn flick about their sex-capades with the golf superstar, according to a friend of both (who we pity).

While on set, Joslyn accused Devon of stealing cash from her purse. "That's when Devon flipped out and wrote the threatening email," the source said.

Devon wrote to Joslyn James: "I will never be set up like this. Oh yeah and wait til (sic) you see what your prize has coming! Joslyn should be scared."