Devendra Banhart Gossip

No offense, Devendra Banhart, but if your birthday took place last month, our staff probably wouldn't have acknowledged it.

This random singer has only earned status as a celebrity gossip subject to due his relationship with Natalie Portman. But that's okay. Would anyone know who Ray J was if he didn't videotape himself giving it to Kim Kardashian?

So here's to Devendra Banhart! The Cisco Adler-lookalike turns 27 today. And he's likely receiving the best gift of all tonight: Natalie Portman nude. Enjoy, sir.

If a guy that looks like Devendra Banhart can land a gal that looks like Natalie Portman, every male out there has a chance!

Natalie Portman currently stars in the movie My Blueberry Nights.

From the looks of the photo below, and the celebrity gossip rumors traveling around the Internet, however, it appears as though Portman could make a new documentary entitled My Ban-berry Nights.

Indeed, Portman has been spotted around New York City, canoodling with little-known folk singer Devendra Banhart. People Magazine capture the new couple below:

Kinda cute new couple alert: Devendra Banhart and Natalie Portman.

Portman - who previously had dated Nathan Bogle - will also be making a guest appearance in Banhart's upcoming music video, "Carmensita."

Overall, we're impressed by Devendra Banhart. Portman is a quality catch for a guy that looks like Cisco Adler.