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In a classy online ad campaign for her E! reality show It's Complicated, Denise Richards boasts of all the wild and crazy stuff she's up to this season.

She of the three boob jobs is pretty psyched to be running it back for a new season, as the ads below make abundantly clear. Complicated, indeed.

Amazingly, her young daughters Sam and Lola do not appear. One wonders if Denise even remembers they exist, with all the jet-setting she's doing.

Just the type of example a mom should be setting. The ad campaign starts out harmlessly enough, but ends in classy fashion. First screen shot ...

The wild thing is back. Okay, that's perfectly normal.

She may fly to Paris on a whim. Hey, stars do that.

Or Rock Vegas on new years. Again, she's a celeb. Fine.

Flaunting your funbags, Denise? Sure you don't want to throw in a c*%t reference for good measure? Real classy. Way to be a positive role model for Sam and Lola.

Sarah Palin is gonna fire off an angry statement any second.

Wow. And we thought Tara Reid had an ugly history of boob jobs...

Appearing this week on Howard Stern's Sirius Radio show, Denise Richards admitted that said she got breast enhancement surgery "a long time ago" after moving to Los Angeles to be an actress.

"I was 19, and my roommate had the best boobs ever, and she had just had hers done," the exploitive mother said. "I was flat as a board, and I thought 'Whoa, you can just buy them' and stupidly had them done!"

It didn't go very well. Following her first operation, Richards said her boobs looked "way too big for my body."

So she got more work done on them.

"The next guy put bigger ones in, and it was not good - they were a D!" she said, adding that a third procedure finally fixed the problem.

Would Richards advise any young actresses to get their chests worked on? No.

"I was young and should have researched better. You know, it was a big mistake. Young girls, don't do it!"

Denise Richards has ruined an American classic.

And, for once, we aren't referring to Charlie Sheen!

Richards has proven that there's one thing she does worse than act: sing.

As part of the Chicago Cubs' tradition that asks a famous person (any famous person, apparently) to sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" during the Seventh Inning Stretch at Wrigley Field, the former Dancing with the Stars contestant belted out a horrific version of the baseball anthem.

Note how she continually looks down at the words, as she "sings."

Seriously, Denise. Just stick to exploiting your kids for fame and money.

Denise Richards is either...

... the world's most understanding celebrity;

OR:

... Hollywood's most attention-starved, exploitive mother.

While most famous parents bristle at celebrity gossip photographers that dare to encroach on time with their children - even a notoriously quiet, beloved star such as Julia Roberts has been known to get into it with paparazzi that follow around her family - Richards appears to embrace the attention.

Imagine that.

Earlier this week, the terrible actress and booted Dancing with the Stars contestant was spotted at the playground with daughter Lola. She spent more time smiling for the camera than keeping an eye on her child:

Pssst, Denise Richards: your daughter just took a swan dive off the slide. You might wanna look away from the camera for a second.

No way Richards invited photographers along for this play date, right? No chance she told them where she was going in exchange for a few bucks and a few minutes in the spotlight, right?

Click on the following images for larger shots of the actress exploiting her adorable daughter...

[Photos: Splash News]

On her reality show, Denise Richards attempts to claim that her life is complicated.

But the outcome for this terrible actress and exploitive mother was very simple on Dancing with the Stars: she and partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy were eliminated last night.

The pair got the boot after performing a samba dance-off against fellow contestants Holly Madison and Dmitry Chaplin.

“I had fun! When else am I going to get to dress up like this, work with someone like Maks and be able to do a family show that my daughters can watch together,” Richards said after the results were announced.

Naturally, she couldn't do an interview without mentioning daughters Lola and Sam.

“They love watching us. We TiVo the show and we watch it together, but every time I have to go to rehearsal they go ‘too much dancing.’ It’s hard to find balance. I think they will be relieved it’s over."

For sure. It leaves more time for the family to "accidentally" be photographed all around town.

Same dress, different color... two very different women.

Both Ashley Tisdale and Denise Richards were recently spotted out in the same Yoana Baraschi-designed outfit.

The former actress is best known for her role in the High School Musical franchise, while the latter has made headlines for a volatile divorce from Charlie Sheen, along with a reality show that exploited her children, deceased mother and anything else that would garner attention.

Which of these stars looks best in the following ruffled dress?

Forget Denise Richards: It's Complicated.

This attention-starved thespian is embarking on another reality show this spring, Denise Richards: It's Another Opportunity to Exploit My Children.

"My biggest fear is just forgetting everything right before going on live, that’s what I’m scared of,” the actress told People Magazine of her new role as contestant on the eighth season of Dancing With the Stars. “All I hope is that I don’t embarrass my girls!"

Wow. It took all the way until her second sentence for Richards to mention the adorable children she created with Charlie Sheen and has tried to make money off ever since.

Daughters Sam, 4, and Lola, 3, will be forced to stay up late and cheer cheering on their mother, the actress said.

"I let the girls stay up a bit later when the show is on. It’s popcorn night at our house."

The unofficial odds for Richards, who is partnered with Maksim Chmerkovskiy, to win the competition stand at 15-1. The odds of her kids showing up in the first row every night? 1-3.

Dancing with the Stars is at it again.

Last season, the series featured contestant (and eventual winner), Brooke Burke. The model had posed naked for Playboy numerous times, creating questions over whether or not the show was being irresponsible for highlighting a celebrity with such a lewd past.

Producers must not have thought so, considering the just-released cast for season eight.

FOLLOW THIS ARTICLE'S JUMP TO SEE WHICH TWO OF THESE COMPETITORS HAVE POSED NUDE, AND LET US KNOW IF YOU THINK THIS IS A PROPER PATH FOR THE SHOW TO FOLLOW...

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Paris Hilton and Denise Richards.

Denise Richards and Paris Hilton.

No matter how you look at this pair, it's difficult to imagine two more talentless celebrities spending time together. But that's exactly what took place at this year's Sundance Film Festival.

What might Hilton and Richards have to say to one another?

We've got some ideas, ranging from reality shows to sex tapes to Richards' ex-husband, the perpetually horny Charlie Sheen...

What are Paris Hilton and Denise Richards saying to each other?

Got any other ideas about what these two celebs are talking about? Send them in now!

Denise Richards is at it again.

The exploitive mother, who received criticism for featuring daughters Lola and Sam on a reality show, took her children ice skating in Santa Monica earlier this week.

While her kids were shy around celebrity gossip photographers, Richards ate up the attention (while, we assume, cursing ex-husband Charlie Sheen under her breath)...

If you want ice cream, you'll smile for the camera, honey!

Wanna see more of Richards waving at reporters, while her children look on, panic-stricken and hating their lives? Click on the following images...

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