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Generally, when we pit stars against each other in style showdowns, they are looking pretty fab. This time, however, it's a war of fashion faux pas attrition.

Last week, Demi Moore sported a dress that was basically as flattering as a silk potato sack (but probably 50 times more expensive). What the fug, girl!?

It's possible that her Twitter feud with Perez made her forget that potato sacks aren't clothes. Whatever the reason, Demi needs to invest in a new mirror.

Meanwhile, someone forgot to finish Pamela Anderson's hideous pink dress, but that didn't stop her from wearing it out just the same. Looks great (not)!

Maybe $1.2 million in debt makes it hard to afford the whole thing. Either way, ouch, Pam. That thing's uglier than Tommy Lee naked on your sex tape.

Who looked the least terrible? Vote in our survey below?

Who looked the least bad best?

We know you're the queen of Twitter, Demi Moore, but everyone knows the worst thing you can do is start a feud with Perez Hilton. The low-life always wins, even by being a loser. He has no purpose, other than garnering attention.

Just the same, Moore decided to ignite a Twitter fight with Perez for three-week-old tweets like: "Tallulah Willis, 15, dressing like a slut! Look at her boobs!"

Tallulah, of course, is Demi's daughter with Bruce Willis.

While anyone can and should be pissed that this moron is talking trash about their daughter, it's best not to engage Perez. Ever. But Demi did, Tweeting:

"Clearly Perez Hilton isn't taking violating child pornography laws very seriously. He might not but there are alot of people who do! Anyone who advertises follows or supports Perez supports violating child pornography laws!"

Tallulah Willis is pictured below with her mom Demi Moore. Click here for the Tallulah picture in question, which Perez's original remark was based on.

Yes, she's 15, and calling her a slut is inappropriate, but come on, this is nothing we haven't seen from teenagers countless times ... usually Miley Cyrus.

Predictably, as soon as Moore fired that off, Perez took a well-earned break from drawing semen on celebrity pics and started Twittering like a madman:

• "Expect another letter from my attorney, kitten. Xoxo"
• "P.S. Bring it on, bitch!"
• "That fine, upstanding, wholesome young lady is 15. Still waiting for you to retract your incorrect, libelous and defamatory statements"
• "And thanks for drawing MORE attention to your daughter's behavior and your parenting skills (or lack thereof). U r real smart!"

Wonderful and highly intelligent stuff, as always. Demi responded with "This is not a game. Children should not be exploited. They must be protected."

Perez Hilton hit back at that one with: "Ur daughter has been an actress in Bruce's films. You 2 have been exploiting Tallulah for quite some time."

In closing, Demi Moore is an idiot. We totally get why you'd want to beat the crap out of him, a la will.i.am, but way to call attention to Tallulah photos no one was talking about, and call out Perez in a forum where everyone can see it.

Whose side are you on?

You can't leave an immature husband alone for a second these days.

Just a few months after posting this half-naked Demi Moore pic, Ashton Kutcher again had some fun at his cougar wife's expense by enlisting Photoshop to give her a fake Mohawk. This creation was then posted on Twitter ...

Demi Moore is bringing the Mohawk back ... Twitter style.

Proud of his artistic creation, Kutcher presented it to his million-plus followers: "Wifey just got a new haircut," he Tweeted. "What do you guys think? I love it."

He got a response fast. "I have the buzzer ready baby!" Demi Twittered back.

"I'm just playing baby, but I think you'd look great with that cut," he insisted.

While we are in no place to criticize anyone's relationship, especially if they make each other happy, do you think Ashton is going overboard with the Twittering? Can there be too much of a good, social networking thing?

We ask you: Is Ashton Kutcher cool?

Recent reports of a proposed Twitter reality show (we wish we were kidding) is not sitting well with two of the "social networking" tool's most famous users:

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore.

"I hope this isn't true," Demi wrote on Twitter in response to the planned Twitter series. "If it is, our Twitter time may come to a quick and sad end!"

She added, "This would not be a smart move for Twitter!"

Her husband, Ashton Kutcher - the undisputed Twitter king with over two million followers - was equally disturbed by the idea of a TV series.

"Wow I hope this isn't true," the man known as AplusK wrote on his page. "I really don't like being sold out. May have to take a Twitter hiatus."

How tragic would that be? If he were no longer able to post a half-naked Demi Moore pic for the world to see, the world would be worse for it.

Without Twitter, would these two be forced to speak to each other?

As reported by Access Hollywood, Twitter is teaming up with two production companies to develop an unscripted show based on the site. The show would utilize Twitter, dispatching players on the trail of stars in an interactive, competitive format.

Kutcher said the planned show could create a safety concern for celebrities: "I don't want to be stalked!!! It's all fun and games until somebody gets stalked."

While it may seem like everyone is addicted to Twitter, some celebrities actually steer clear of the site. Kanye West, Ben McKenize, Drew Barrymore, Beyonce and Zac Efron, among others, don't wish to tell the world their every move.

"I don't have a Twitter, a MySpace or a Facebook or anything like that," Zac told People. "I kind of value in people not knowing where I am or what I'm doing."

He added that his Twitter updates wouldn't be worth posting, saying, "I'm on the toilet. Still on the toilet. Guys, dot-dot-dot, out of TP. Still on the toilet."

LOL, Zac. And Amen to that.

Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake, Demi Moore, Anne Hathaway and other celebrities marked the Cartier 100th Anniversary in America Celebration last night in New York.

It was the night's second biggest star-sudded affair after the Star Trek premiere! Click to enlarge photos of Jessica, Justin and other stars at the luxury brand's event:

Ashton Kutcher is a dumbass.

Not that we're complaining, as we get to hear his innermost thoughts, all the time, and they are far from unfunny. But to do this to your wife? Asking for it.

The actor, who attended Bruce Willis' wedding to Emma Heming Saturday in the Turks and Caicos Islands with wife Demi Moore, has taken to his Twitter page to dole out relationship advice to the masses. Among his sage words:

"For me it's about relearning that supporting my wife isn't about providing $ and Home, it's about supporting her desires, needs and emotions." How wise.

"Greatest lesson in my marriage. Don't try to solve her problems, just listen, love and be supportive. This is the opposite of male nature." Again, profound.

"2nd greatest lesson. When she says time for bed, hop to, good things await."

Then, best of all, Ashton posted this picture of Demi Moore bending over in the bathroom, with the request, "Shhh. Don't tell wifey." His vantage point:

While this juvenile behavior isn't quite as funny as his video rants about his neighbor's construction, Stephen Colbert would still be proud that Ashton twatted this.

Bruce Willis and the whole gang - including girlfriend Emma Hemming and daughter Tallulah Willis - show their support for Demi Moore on Monday night at New York City's Soho Grand for the party following a screening of Flawless.

Emma Hemming and Bruce Willis certainly seem very happy together lately. Perhaps they'll get married one day, much like Demi and Ashton Kutcher.

It's good to see Bruce and Demi are still on such good terms. What's also good to see if you ask us is the lack of Rumer Willis in this photo. Girl's kinda whack.

There are easier ways than this to see Demi Moore naked.

According to Maxim Radio's The Manertainment Report, photos of the actress in the buff are being held hostage by a French taxi driver. Couldn't this guy just rent the movie Striptease instead?

Here's the supposed story: Ashton Kutcher left his cell phone in the cab during an April vacation - and it happened to contain over 30 pictures of his beautiful wife nude. Now, the device is being held for a $1 million ransom; the cabbie is threatening to sell the pics to the highest bidder if his demands aren't met.

We're huge fans of Kutcher and Moore. They're a stable couple that's created a loving family, one that actually includes Demi's ex Bruce Willis. And as silly a name as she has, Rumer Willis does seem pretty well-grounded.

But if this story is somehow true, the pair deserves to lose a million bucks. Haven't they learned anything from Vanessa Hudgens naked pics, Katie Rees nude photos... and all the other examples of lewd pictures being leaked?

It's hard to say where checking out the body of one's own teenage stepdaughter ranks on The Hollywood Gossip's ogling scale.

Certainly above the jaw-dropping, head-snapping, whistling, cat-calling antics exhibited by working-class British stiffs upon seeing Kate Middleton or Sienna Miller.

And probably even a bit higher than Diddy leering at Jessica Biel during an awards show. That body is something to behold, but the man's got Kim Porter and twins at home!

Yes, we'd have to say that Ashton Kutcher has raised (or lowered) the proverbial ogling bar by openly gawking at his wife's daughter, Rumer Willis…

Rumer's dad, Bruce Willis (also pictured here) has actually spoken quite fondly of Ashton Kutcher, the new, much younger husband of Demi Moore.

But the Die Hard actor has also been known to make thinly-veiled threats to anyone even thinking about trying something with his daughters.

Let's hope Bruce Willis doesn't get a look at this picture… and let's also hope Ashton doesn't decide to stare at Tallulah Willis next. That'd just be weird.

Talullah Willis, the teenage daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, is legally changing her name - because she never liked the one her parents picked out for her.

Bruce Willis went public with his 13-year-old's name-change plans during a taped appearance on The Late Show With David Letterman.

"She wanted me to mention here on the big show that she's legally changing her name from Talullah to Lula, just Lula. She doesn't like her name," said Willis.

Willis, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have agreed to let Tallulah go through with her strange plans - because they're well aware of what it's like to grow up with a name you don't like.

"I didn't care for own my name," Willis admits.

"Especially after my father told me that he named me after Bruce Wayne, Playboy millionaire."

No word on whether Tallulah's even more absurdly-named sibling, Rumer Willis, is planning a similar name change. Probably not, since she's so busy tagging along with Hayden Panettiere and Lindsay Lohan.

Regardless, we applaud Tallulah's honesty and a desire to improve her social status by shedding that ridiculous name. Other celebrities that should at least consider a like move:

• Jamie Lynn Spears. Her parents names? Jamie and Lynn. Absurd.
• Marilyn Manson. He's a dude. With a girl's name.
• Ryan Seacrest. And you wonder where the gay rumors start.
• Prince Michael Jackson (I & II). Come on. It's a ridiculous name for one kid. You don't need to duplicate it.
• Spencer Pratt. Doesn't sound nearly evil and manipulative enough.