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This is what happens when you fail Booty 101.

Kim Kardashian, a celebrity gossip favorite, was voted off Dancing with the Stars last night.

The elimination was a slight upset, considering that two couples had scored lower than Kim and partner Mark Ballas this week, but the sex tape star never really looked comfortable on the dance floor.

The ousting came on the fifth anniversary of Kardashian's father's death, and the star handled the news with class: "I just know he's really happy and watching over me and I know he's really proud," she said.

Hopes Kar-Dashed

At least Kim Kardashian has a reality TV career to fall back on.

Khloe Kardashian was on hand to support her sister and said:

"I am so proud of how hard Kim has worked! She has completely gone out of her comfort zone by doing Dancing with the Stars and I am so happy she did. She made the show in my opinion!"

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Shortly after cursing beau Tony Romo’s Dallas Cowboys to an embarrassing loss to the Washington Redskins, Jessica Simpson announced a new gig.

The alleged singer will be getting in on the Dancing with the Stars action this season with a "very special performance" on an upcoming episode.

According to a report, she’ll "sing" two of her "songs" - “Come on Over” and “Angels” - while accompanied by the professional dancers onstage.

Nice NFC East Champions hoodie, Jess. How did last year's playoffs go?

We can only hope Kim Kardashian will dance to Jessica Simpson's songs. The television world has never seen such a lack of talent collide on stage.

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"It's time to bring sexy back."

- Kim Kardashian on last night's Dancing with the Stars, promising a seductive Rumba

Close Up of Kim Kardashian

Here's the problem with Kim Kardashian on Dancing with the Stars this season: the giant-breasted reality star is trying too hard to make herself over for a mainstream audience.

Prior to performing the Rumba with Mark Ballas last night, Kim complained about how she loved her partner "like a brother... [so] it's gonna be really hard to amp up that sexual chemistry on the dance floor."

The tandem proceded to bring Robin Antin - founder of The Pussycat Dolls - on board to assist Kardashian with her sexiness during the routine.

Excuse us?!? Kim Kardashian, the same woman that took it from behind in her sex tape with Ray J and has posed nude in Playboy, needs help acting sexy? We don't buy it for a nanosecond.

As a result of this confused behavior, Kardashian and Ballas earned a measly 17 combined points from the judges last night. Here's a look at their routine:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU9Qrw998W0&eurl=http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/videos/a-ruined-rumba/[/youtube]

Kim, you're a terrible actress.

Stop pretending as though shaking your hips and grinding your crotch comes unnaturally. These are your best talents. Use them.

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Last night on Dancing with the Stars, Lance Bass kissed a girl... but did he like it?

The former boy bander and partner Lacey Schwimmer performed a paso doble to Katy Perry’s single “I Kissed a Girl." By the end of the evening, though, they found themselves in the middle of the pack along with almost everyone else, staring up at Brooke Burke and Derek Hough.

Here's a recap of each tandem's dances and combined scores from the judges:

  • Toni Braxton & Alec Mazo (paso doble): 23
  • Brooke Burke & Derek Hough (paso doble): 24
  • Rocco DiSpirito & Karina Smirnoff (rumba): 16
  • Lance Bass & Lacey Schwimmer (paso doble): 20
  • Kim Kardashian & Mark Ballas (rumba): 17
  • Misty May-Treaner & Maksim Chmerkovskiy (paso doble): 21
  • Maurice Greene & Cheryl Burke (rumba): 19
  • Cloris Leachman & Corky Ballas (paso doble): 15
  • Susan Lucci & Tony Dovolani (rumba): 21
  • Warren Sapp & Kym Johnson (paso doble): 24
  • Cody Linley & Julianne Hough (rumba): 21

Let's take a close look at a few backstage performances from the season so far. Click on each image below for a higher resolution photo...

  • Practice Makes Perfect
  • Feeling the Burn
  • Season Seven Favorites
  • Maks, Misty

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With all the attention paid to Kim Kardashian on Dancing With the Stars this week, we've largely ignored one critical component of the hit TV competition:

Hunky male stars.

Without these guys below, the show would be nothing. Ladies love the likes of Derek Hough, Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Mark Ballas. Tell us, Dancing fans ...

  • Derek Hough Photo
  • Mark Ballas on the Red Carpet
  • Mad Maks

Who would you rather ...

 

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Two dances have been performed and two couples have been eliminated.

Where do Dancing with the Stars couples stand after such a hectic week? Let's take a look in our inaugural season seven power rankings...

1. Brooke Burke and Derek Hough: Top two scores each night; Burke may soon be known for more than just naked pictures.

2. Warren Sapp and Kym Johnson: The big man can seriously move, and he has the personality to attract fans every week.

3. Lance Bass and Lacey Schwimmer: It will never seem fair that someone with a dancing background (Bass, you cheater!) is on the show, but we can't deny this tandem's talent.

4. Cody Linley and Julianne Hough: And not just because they're adorable!

Good Scores!

5. Maurice Greene and Cheryl Burke: Can Burke become the first-ever three-time champion?

6. Toni Braxton and Alec Mazo: Someone tell Toni to smile and this pair will appeal more to viewers.

7. Misty May-Treanor and Maksim Chmerkovskiy: They'll win the awards for longest combined last names, that's for certain.

8. Rocco Dispirito & Karina Smirnoff: Rocco needs to cook up more personality. Get it?!? (Because he's a chef!)

9. Susan Lucci & Tony Dovolani: All My Children star needs to work on pretty much all her moves.

10. Kim Kardashian & Mark Ballas: Why isn't Kim more relaxed? We know she loves being on camera.

11. Cloris Leachman & Corky Ballas: Add up their age and these two are almost older than John McCain.

Booty Dancing

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Following a lackluster opening performance on Dancing with the Stars, Cody Linley and Julianne Hough found their groove with the Quickstep last night.

The young, adorable tandem earned 23 total points for their dance, good for second place on the evening.

Melissa Gilbert and Maksim Chmerkovskiy

Watch these young celebs in action and let us know who you think is the current favorite on season seven of the competition:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EanTD6UBDwY&eurl=http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/videos/cody-linley-and-julianne-hough-the-quickstep/[/youtube]

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I need Booty 101.

Probably the last words we'd ever expect to hear from Kim Kardashian, with the exception of: "Ray J, turn that camera off and come do me!"

Tormented!

Still, Kim was worried last night about her booty-shaking abilities for the Mambo. Turned out she had reasons for concern.

Her and partner Mark Ballas only managed 18 total points for their version of the dance. Check out the performance now (set, hilariously, to "Baby Got Back"):

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5xwYo1KfbQ&eurl=http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/videos/kim-kardashian-and-mark-ballas-the-mambo/[/youtube]

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Even comedian Jeffrey Ross must have realized that his opening night performance on Dancing with the Stars was no laughing matter. Dude earned 12 total points from the judges.

Actually, we take it back; that's hilarious. It was also enough to send Ross home as the first celebrity eliminated this season.

As for the dozen remaining couples, here's a rundown of their dances and combined scores from last night:

  • Lance Bass & Lacey Schwimmer (Quickstep): 21
  • Misty May-Treanor & Maksim Chmerkovskiy (Mambo): 21
  • Maurice Greene & Cheryl Burke (Mambo): 21
  • Brooke Burke & Derek Hough (Quickstep): 26
  • Cloris Leachman & Corky Ballas (Mambo): 16
  • Toni Braxton & Alec Mazo (Quickstep): 23
  • Warren Sapp & Kym Johnson (Quickstep): 22
  • Ted McGinley & Inna Brayer (Mambo): 19
  • Cody Linley & Julianne Hough (Quickstep): 23
  • Rocco Dispirito & Karina Smirnoff (Mambo): 21
  • Susan Lucci & Tony Dovolani (Quickstep): 22
  • Kim Kardashian & Mark Ballas (Mambo): 18

Click on the following photos from opening week on Dancing with the Stars for larger versions of these celebs trying to hoof it up:

  • Kim and Mark
  • Young, Gorgeous Dancers
  • Alec Mazo and Toni Braxton
  • Karina Smirnoff and Rocco DiSpirito
  • Burke and Hough
  • Lacey Schwimmer, Lance Bass
  • Susan Lucci and Tony Dovolani
  • Score Time

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Cody Linley and Julianne Hough are sort of like the Ken and Barbie of this season's Dancing with the Stars.

They are blond, young and will most likely appear on stage in numerous outfits over the next few months. That is, assuming this dancing tandem isn't voted off by viewers first.

Tom DeLay on DWTS

Take a look at Linley and Hough performing the Cha Cha last night and chime in on their chances:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdA_6gZfIg&eurl=http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/videos/cody-linley-and-julianne-hough-opening-dance/[/youtube]

Dancing with the Stars Quotes

We should have started dancing with one arm waaay before.

Cristian de la Fuente [following his injury, trip to the hospital and subsequent stellar performance]

I am not the best dancer, and I have not been the best dancer from the beginning. I am happy we made it this far.

Cristian de la Fuente
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