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The seventh season of Dancing with the Stars is set to begin tonight. This season's cast promises to be a strong one, with no shortage of sexy pairings and compelling story lines. Two staffers at The Hollywood Gossip debate, in today's Face-Off ...

WHO WILL WIN THIS SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS?

Ralph on Dancing With the Stars

CODY LINLEY by Hilton Hater

I have an apartment phone, a cell phone and a wireless connection.

In other words: Cody Linley will win Dancing with the Stars this season, if only because i'll use every piece of technology at my disposal to keep him and GORGEOUS partner Julianne Hough on my television for as long as possible.

Sure, Linley and Hough voters will have competition from horny men who have proven to be fans of Kim Kardashian contorting herself into various positions on screen. But, like boyfriend Reggie Bush in goal line situations, Kim won't come through when it matters.

Other competitors are too old (Cloris Leachman) or too uncomfortable wearing clothing (Brooke Burke) to stick around for very long.

But Linley possesses the ideal combination of youth and enthusiasm, innocence and determination, to pull it off. He's appeared opposite Miley Cyrus as Hannah Montana's love interest for several episodes of that hit Disney Channel series.

And that experience ought to serve the actor well.

If you can successfully court the most popular teenager on the planet, you should have no problem doing the same for millions of fans.

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Thanks to the magic of the Internets, this year's Dancing with the Stars ought to be more interactive than ever.

Kim Kardashian, for one, will be keeping fans abreast of her progress (with partner Mark Ballas) via her MySpace blog. Here's a look at how she's tracked her training progress on there so far:

Another Birthday Party

On first meeting Ballas on August 18: "All I could think was, I would be spending weeks and weeks and weeks, hours upon hours with this person, so I hoped we’d just get along to start!”

On their first two on-air dances: “We had to pick two songs that were the right tempo and cadence for the specific dances we’re doing — it has to match and has to work — but we also wanted things that worked for our personalities — plus we wanted things that we thought the crowd would like.”

On the Dancing with the Stars fashion team: ”Every sequin, every bead, is painstakingly and lovingly applied and sewn by hand."

On improving her technique: “At first, I just try to imitate what Mark does, but after a while and with his guidance, I know the dance steps myself and not that is gets easy, but it gets less confusing and we can actually dance together and that is really, really exciting. Of course I have my moments where I lose my balance or I lose my place, and some days are better than others.”

On anticipation of Dancing with the Stars premiere on September 22: “Mark and I continue to rehearse every single day, still make each other laugh, and are getting more and more excited to show everyone what we’ve been working so hard for!! Just a few more days!!!”

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As we've covered over the last couple weeks, pictures of Brooke Burke nude - and getting VERY cozy with some guy - have created controversy over the selection of this model for the seventh season of Dancing with the Stars.

Still, as the photo below proves, the television personality is ready to show viewers what she has on the dance floor, as opposed the bedroom.

Here she is in her first Dancing with the Stars promotional photo, posing alongside partner Derek Hough:

Brooke Burke, Derek Hough

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A variety of Kim Kardashian nude photos have put this reality TV star on the celebrity map.

However, it will be her appearance - and subsequent performance - on Dancing with the Stars that dictates whether or not this amateur sex tape star can become a true A-lister.

The seventh season of the reality competition kicks off on September 22, but here's your first chance to see Kim and partner Mark Ballas in a Dancing with the Stars promo. The latter won last year's trophy as the mentor of ice skater Krisi Yamaguchi.

From partnerting with a gold medalist to teaming up with a woman with large breasts, can Ballas do it again?

Kim Kardashian and Mark Ballas

How far do you think Kim Kardashian and Mark Ballas will go on Dancing with the Stars?

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Kim Kardashian's ass may have its own zip code, but it's also about to have its own national stage: season seven of Dancing with the Stars.

As a result, the reality television and sex tape star says she has goals for her most famous body part (no offense to her giant breasts).

“I’m hoping that it’ll firm it up and shape it up,” she said. “Everyone is asking if I’m worried it’s going to go away. No, it’s going to tone it up. I can use that.”

Like Barack Obama, Kim Kardashian promises changes. She's just referring to her ass, not middle class tax cuts.

Okay then. What sort of fashion can we expect to see this aspiring dancer wear with her new, supposedly taut rear end? Kardashian said she expects to show off more skin as the competition moves forward.

“Today the costume that I tried on wasn’t as crazy, [but] the better shape that I get into they will be a little more sexy and risqué,” she said. “I’m starting off with maybe a ball gown, something a little bit more elegant and a little bit more covered up.”

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How is a woman who rose to fame on the bed of Ray J a contestant on Dancing with the Stars?

As excited as we are to see Kim Kardashian shake her enormous backside on the upcoming season of this reality competition, it struck our staff as odd that producers would select a celebrity best known for starring in a sex tape.

Through nights of research and analysis, though, we've discovered the krazy konnections that likely landed Kardashian a spot on the show.

After all, it can't be a coincidence that her partner is Mark Ballas, the same guy who once dated Sabrina Bryan, who sings alongside Adrienne Bailon in The Cheetah Girls, who goes out with Kim's brother Rob.

Check out this Dancing with the Stars family tree for yourself...

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We're very excited about this season's Dancing with the Stars cast.

And not just because it gives us an excuse to mention contestant Brooke Burke nude without seeming gratuitous.

Brooke and Tom

The celebrities appear to be a nice blend of old - Cloris Leachman is 82! - and young, as actor Cody Linley is the youngest participant in the history of the show. Here are a few interesting tidbits about the Hannah Montana star:

  • Was born in Lewisville, Texas
  • Movie roles include parts in Hoot and Rebound
  • Lives with his parents and two of his four brothers
  • Plays both electric and acoustic guitar
  • His favorite sport is basketball

So there you have it. Think Cody Linley has a shot at winning Dancing with the Stars?

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Now that the official Dancing with the Stars season seven cast has been announced, we have to ask:

Is the show courting controversy in order to increase ratings?

Unlike American Idol - whose popularity sagged last year, leading to the hiring of Kara DioGuardi as a fourth judge - Dancing with the Stars doesn't appear to need a shake-up. Nevertheless, we can't help but wonder what the producers were thinking for two reasons:

  1. Kim Kardashian nude photos;
  2. Brooke Burke nude photos.

Indeed, two of the quasi celebrities chosen for the upcoming season are famous almost solely due to their penchant for getting naked. Each has appeared in Playboy and one has gotten absolutely railed by Ray J on tape.

While the latter fact may make Kardashian seem like the more controversial selection, follow this article's jump now to see just how down and dirty Brooke Burke has gotten in the past...

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Three new professionals.

Two members of the Ballas family.

Erin and Maksim

One former sex tape star.

Indeed, the cast for this season of Dancing with the Stars has it all. Here's the verified final partnership list for the new season, which premieres September 22:

  • Toni Braxton and Alec Mazo
  • Lance Bass and Lacey Schwimmer
  • Ted McGinley and Inna Brayer
  • Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas
  • Warren Sapp and Kym Johnson
  • Rocco DiSpirito and Karina Smirnoff
  • Kim Kardashian and Mark Ballas
  • Maurice Green and Cheryl Burke
  • Misty May-Treanor and Maksim Chmerkovskiy
  • Susan Lucci and Tony Dovolani
  • Jeffrey Ross and Edyta Sliwinska
  • Cody Linley (pictured) and Julianne Hough
  • Brooke Burke and Derek Hough

At 18, Hannah Montana actor Cody Linley is the youngest participant in Dancing with the Stars history.

Dancing with the Stars Quotes

We should have started dancing with one arm waaay before.

Cristian de la Fuente [following his injury, trip to the hospital and subsequent stellar performance]

I am not the best dancer, and I have not been the best dancer from the beginning. I am happy we made it this far.

Cristian de la Fuente
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