Even comedian Jeffrey Ross must have realized that his opening night performance on Dancing with the Stars was no laughing matter. Dude earned 12 total points from the judges.

Actually, we take it back; that's hilarious. It was also enough to send Ross home as the first celebrity eliminated this season.

Cody Linley and Julianne Hough are sort of like the Ken and Barbie of this season's Dancing with the Stars.

They are blond, young and will most likely appear on stage in numerous outfits over the next few months. That is, assuming this dancing tandem isn't voted off by viewers first.

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The first of the three-night season premiere - yes, three nights! - of Dancing with the Stars went down last night.

It was our chance to see the youngest (Cody Linley), oldest (Cloris Leachman) and most pornographic (Kim Kardashian) contestants in show history in action. Here's a quick rundown of the dances they each did and their combined scores from the judges:

As we've covered over the last couple weeks, pictures of Brooke Burke nude - and getting VERY cozy with some guy - have created controversy over the selection of this model for the seventh season of Dancing with the Stars.

Still, as the photo below proves, the television personality is ready to show viewers what she has on the dance floor, as opposed the bedroom.

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Dancing with the Stars Quotes

We should have started dancing with one arm waaay before.

Cristian de la Fuente [following his injury, trip to the hospital and subsequent stellar performance]

I am not the best dancer, and I have not been the best dancer from the beginning. I am happy we made it this far.

Cristian de la Fuente