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"It's time to bring sexy back."

- Kim Kardashian on last night's Dancing with the Stars, promising a seductive Rumba

Close Up of Kim Kardashian

Here's the problem with Kim Kardashian on Dancing with the Stars this season: the giant-breasted reality star is trying too hard to make herself over for a mainstream audience.

Prior to performing the Rumba with Mark Ballas last night, Kim complained about how she loved her partner "like a brother... [so] it's gonna be really hard to amp up that sexual chemistry on the dance floor."

The tandem proceded to bring Robin Antin - founder of The Pussycat Dolls - on board to assist Kardashian with her sexiness during the routine.

Excuse us?!? Kim Kardashian, the same woman that took it from behind in her sex tape with Ray J and has posed nude in Playboy, needs help acting sexy? We don't buy it for a nanosecond.

As a result of this confused behavior, Kardashian and Ballas earned a measly 17 combined points from the judges last night. Here's a look at their routine:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU9Qrw998W0&eurl=http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/videos/a-ruined-rumba/[/youtube]

Kim, you're a terrible actress.

Stop pretending as though shaking your hips and grinding your crotch comes unnaturally. These are your best talents. Use them.

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Last night on Dancing with the Stars, Lance Bass kissed a girl... but did he like it?

The former boy bander and partner Lacey Schwimmer performed a paso doble to Katy Perry’s single “I Kissed a Girl." By the end of the evening, though, they found themselves in the middle of the pack along with almost everyone else, staring up at Brooke Burke and Derek Hough.

Here's a recap of each tandem's dances and combined scores from the judges:

  • Toni Braxton & Alec Mazo (paso doble): 23
  • Brooke Burke & Derek Hough (paso doble): 24
  • Rocco DiSpirito & Karina Smirnoff (rumba): 16
  • Lance Bass & Lacey Schwimmer (paso doble): 20
  • Kim Kardashian & Mark Ballas (rumba): 17
  • Misty May-Treaner & Maksim Chmerkovskiy (paso doble): 21
  • Maurice Greene & Cheryl Burke (rumba): 19
  • Cloris Leachman & Corky Ballas (paso doble): 15
  • Susan Lucci & Tony Dovolani (rumba): 21
  • Warren Sapp & Kym Johnson (paso doble): 24
  • Cody Linley & Julianne Hough (rumba): 21

Let's take a close look at a few backstage performances from the season so far. Click on each image below for a higher resolution photo...

  • Practice Makes Perfect
  • Feeling the Burn
  • Season Seven Favorites
  • Maks, Misty

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With all the attention paid to Kim Kardashian on Dancing With the Stars this week, we've largely ignored one critical component of the hit TV competition:

Hunky male stars.

Without these guys below, the show would be nothing. Ladies love the likes of Derek Hough, Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Mark Ballas. Tell us, Dancing fans ...

  • Derek Hough Photo
  • Mark Ballas on the Red Carpet
  • Mad Maks

Who would you rather ...

 

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Two dances have been performed and two couples have been eliminated.

Where do Dancing with the Stars couples stand after such a hectic week? Let's take a look in our inaugural season seven power rankings...

1. Brooke Burke and Derek Hough: Top two scores each night; Burke may soon be known for more than just naked pictures.

2. Warren Sapp and Kym Johnson: The big man can seriously move, and he has the personality to attract fans every week.

3. Lance Bass and Lacey Schwimmer: It will never seem fair that someone with a dancing background (Bass, you cheater!) is on the show, but we can't deny this tandem's talent.

4. Cody Linley and Julianne Hough: And not just because they're adorable!

Good Scores!

5. Maurice Greene and Cheryl Burke: Can Burke become the first-ever three-time champion?

6. Toni Braxton and Alec Mazo: Someone tell Toni to smile and this pair will appeal more to viewers.

7. Misty May-Treanor and Maksim Chmerkovskiy: They'll win the awards for longest combined last names, that's for certain.

8. Rocco Dispirito & Karina Smirnoff: Rocco needs to cook up more personality. Get it?!? (Because he's a chef!)

9. Susan Lucci & Tony Dovolani: All My Children star needs to work on pretty much all her moves.

10. Kim Kardashian & Mark Ballas: Why isn't Kim more relaxed? We know she loves being on camera.

11. Cloris Leachman & Corky Ballas: Add up their age and these two are almost older than John McCain.

Booty Dancing

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Following a lackluster opening performance on Dancing with the Stars, Cody Linley and Julianne Hough found their groove with the Quickstep last night.

The young, adorable tandem earned 23 total points for their dance, good for second place on the evening.

Melissa Gilbert and Maksim Chmerkovskiy

Watch these young celebs in action and let us know who you think is the current favorite on season seven of the competition:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EanTD6UBDwY&eurl=http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/videos/cody-linley-and-julianne-hough-the-quickstep/[/youtube]

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I need Booty 101.

Probably the last words we'd ever expect to hear from Kim Kardashian, with the exception of: "Ray J, turn that camera off and come do me!"

Tormented!

Still, Kim was worried last night about her booty-shaking abilities for the Mambo. Turned out she had reasons for concern.

Her and partner Mark Ballas only managed 18 total points for their version of the dance. Check out the performance now (set, hilariously, to "Baby Got Back"):

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5xwYo1KfbQ&eurl=http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/videos/kim-kardashian-and-mark-ballas-the-mambo/[/youtube]

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Even comedian Jeffrey Ross must have realized that his opening night performance on Dancing with the Stars was no laughing matter. Dude earned 12 total points from the judges.

Actually, we take it back; that's hilarious. It was also enough to send Ross home as the first celebrity eliminated this season.

As for the dozen remaining couples, here's a rundown of their dances and combined scores from last night:

  • Lance Bass & Lacey Schwimmer (Quickstep): 21
  • Misty May-Treanor & Maksim Chmerkovskiy (Mambo): 21
  • Maurice Greene & Cheryl Burke (Mambo): 21
  • Brooke Burke & Derek Hough (Quickstep): 26
  • Cloris Leachman & Corky Ballas (Mambo): 16
  • Toni Braxton & Alec Mazo (Quickstep): 23
  • Warren Sapp & Kym Johnson (Quickstep): 22
  • Ted McGinley & Inna Brayer (Mambo): 19
  • Cody Linley & Julianne Hough (Quickstep): 23
  • Rocco Dispirito & Karina Smirnoff (Mambo): 21
  • Susan Lucci & Tony Dovolani (Quickstep): 22
  • Kim Kardashian & Mark Ballas (Mambo): 18

Click on the following photos from opening week on Dancing with the Stars for larger versions of these celebs trying to hoof it up:

  • Kim and Mark
  • Young, Gorgeous Dancers
  • Alec Mazo and Toni Braxton
  • Karina Smirnoff and Rocco DiSpirito
  • Burke and Hough
  • Lacey Schwimmer, Lance Bass
  • Susan Lucci and Tony Dovolani
  • Score Time

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Cody Linley and Julianne Hough are sort of like the Ken and Barbie of this season's Dancing with the Stars.

They are blond, young and will most likely appear on stage in numerous outfits over the next few months. That is, assuming this dancing tandem isn't voted off by viewers first.

Tom DeLay on DWTS

Take a look at Linley and Hough performing the Cha Cha last night and chime in on their chances:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emdA_6gZfIg&eurl=http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/videos/cody-linley-and-julianne-hough-opening-dance/[/youtube]

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Kim Kardashian and Mark Ballas foxtrotted their ways into home last night on the season premiere of Dancing with the Stars.

In the following clip of their performance, we're introduced to the couple with: "I'm Kim Kardashian and I'm best known for being a reality TV star."

In Love with Herself

Well, we guess having sex on tape is realistic. And Kim sure did star in that video!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoqKw24sylo&eurl=http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/videos/kim-foxtrots/[/youtube]

Kardashian also says: "When I met Mark, I was so excited. He's a champion and I knew I was in the best hands possible."

Ouch. Reggie Bush just got dissed!

Overall, Kardashian looked the part of someone who could compete this season. But she was as stiff on the floor as most of her partners are in bed. Girlfriend has got to loosen up!

And wear a far more revealing outfit.

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The first of the three-night season premiere - yes, three nights! - of Dancing with the Stars went down last night.

It was our chance to see the youngest (Cody Linley), oldest (Cloris Leachman) and most pornographic (Kim Kardashian) contestants in show history in action. Here's a quick rundown of the dances they each did and their combined scores from the judges:

Hope Solo and Maksim Chmerkovskiy Pic
  • Cody Linley & Julianne Hough (Cha Cha Cha): 18
  • Rocco Dispirito & Karina Smirnoff (Foxtrot): 14
  • Toni Braxton & Alec Mazo (Cha Cha Cha): 22
  • Maurice Greene & Cheryl Burke (Foxtrot): 18
  • Brooke Burke & Derek Hough (Cha Cha Cha): 23
  • Ted McGinley & Inna Brayer (Foxtrot): 18
  • Lance Bass & Lacey Schwimmer (Cha Cha Cha): 22
  • Cloris Leachman & Corky Ballas (Foxtrot): 16
  • Jeffrey Ross & Edyta Sliwinska (Cha Cha Cha): 12
  • Kim Kardashian & Mark Ballas (Foxtrot) : 19
  • Susan Lucci & Tony Dovolani (Cha Cha Cha): 15
  • Misty May-Treanor & Maksim Chmerkovskiy (Foxtrot): 21
  • Warren Sapp & Kym Johnson (Cha Cha Cha): 21


Who was your favorite dancing star from night one?