Just one week removed from the season finale of The Bachelor, Jake Pavelka is practicing like a madman for his Dancing With the Stars debut this month.

The first picture of the so-called star twirling around on the floor with partner Chelsie Hightower, a So You Think You Can Dance alum, has been released.

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The new season of Dancing with the Stars gives new meaning to the term "Stars."

When it premieres on March 22, the ABC competition will feature reality TV mainstays that are famous simply because they've been on television, supposedly acting like themselves.

Kate Gosselin is fitting in nicely on Dancing With the Stars, according to reports. Its cast members apparently never watched her on Jon & Kate Plus 8.

On Tuesday, the reality-mom turned amateur dancer met with her Dancing With the Stars rivals in a Hollywood studio for a promotional photo shoot.

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While all eyes were on Jake Pavelka Monday night and his decision to marry Vienna Girardi, ABC used its time in the TV spotlight to reveal the new cast of Dancing with the Stars.

The season will NOT include Kym Johnson, Dmitry Chaplin, Jonathon Roberts or Karina Smirnoff as professional partners. But the set of celebrities taking the stage will be comprised of one woman with a large vagina and one with large breasts, among others.

Dancing with the Stars Quotes

We should have started dancing with one arm waaay before.

Cristian de la Fuente [following his injury, trip to the hospital and subsequent stellar performance]

I am not the best dancer, and I have not been the best dancer from the beginning. I am happy we made it this far.

Cristian de la Fuente