Last night on Dancing with the Stars, Lance Bass kissed a girl... but did he like it?

The former boy bander and partner Lacey Schwimmer performed a paso doble to Katy Perry’s single “I Kissed a Girl." By the end of the evening, though, they found themselves in the middle of the pack along with almost everyone else, staring up at Brooke Burke and Derek Hough.

Even comedian Jeffrey Ross must have realized that his opening night performance on Dancing with the Stars was no laughing matter. Dude earned 12 total points from the judges.

Actually, we take it back; that's hilarious. It was also enough to send Ross home as the first celebrity eliminated this season.

The first of the three-night season premiere - yes, three nights! - of Dancing with the Stars went down last night.

It was our chance to see the youngest (Cody Linley), oldest (Cloris Leachman) and most pornographic (Kim Kardashian) contestants in show history in action. Here's a quick rundown of the dances they each did and their combined scores from the judges:

Dancing with the Stars Quotes

We should have started dancing with one arm waaay before.

Cristian de la Fuente [following his injury, trip to the hospital and subsequent stellar performance]

I am not the best dancer, and I have not been the best dancer from the beginning. I am happy we made it this far.

Cristian de la Fuente