Cristiano Ronaldo Gossip

The world’s priciest footballer has given The Sun (UK) the exclusive on his recent night in Paris Hilton, and needless to say, it was action-packed.

He says: “She was a really cool girl and we had a great time talking.”

Is that what they're calling it these days?

Clearly they had a lot to discuss, spending the entire night together at posh nightspot My House Hollywood before heading to Nicky Hilton's pad.

Ronaldo added of the hotties' alleged fling: “I am a young man and Paris a young lady, and us talking in a club is just what normal people our age do.”

Just don't expect the soccer star to start a "relationship" with her - even though he reportedly spent a second night in the Hilton later in the week.

“She lives thousands of miles away and is busy, and I am busy in Madrid so I am not sure if we will be able to see each other,” Cristiano lamented.

He added: “I am just making the most of the short summer I get.”

Indeed he is.

Late last week, soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo spent a night in Paris.

This is not the sort of behavior we condone, however, such a huge number of dudes have fallen victim to the ho-tel heiress' money and fame charms over the years, we understand, at least in theory, how such a mistake might happen.

Spending a second night in the Hilton, though? That's just baffling.

Less than 24 hours after their first steamy night together, Paris Hilton held a smaller, private party at her Beverly Hills home, according to The Sun (UK).

Cristiano Ronaldo was among those invited.

A source in Paris’s gated community said: "Paris was tired after that night [with Ronaldo] and held a little private party. Ronaldo came by after midnight."

While he reportedly left before 5 a.m., unlike their previous encounter, you have to wonder what compelled the baller back into her disease-laden lair.

1 NIGHT IN PARIS was apparently not enough for Ronaldo.

Of course, Paris' first night with Ronaldo came a year after a failed attempt to seduce the star - and just hours after she split from her douche boyfriend.

Paris and Doug Reinhardt broke up on Tuesday after she flew into a rage upon discovering he was partying in L.A. with Texas beauty queen Kendhal Beal.

A spokesman for Paris insisted Kendhal Beal was not involved in the break-up. Of course, ice and fruit thrown at her by Paris seem to suggest otherwise.

Earlier this week, Cristiano Ronaldo was sold to Real Madrid for a record transfer fee of $131 million.

To many, it's a mind-boggling sum. To Paris Hilton, it's pocket change.

According to a report in Great Britain's The Sun, meanwhile, a familiarity with riches isn't all the soccer star and the promiscuous socialite have in common: they've also seen one another naked.

Source say Ronaldo and Hilton, who recently dumped Doug Reinhart, were cavorting in a Hollywood club.

"They were sucking each other's faces off like their plane was going down," a witness told the newspaper. "At one point Ronaldo had a bottle between his legs and Paris was stroking it. It was very racy."

Paris and sister Nicky reportedly left the club around 2 a.m. and headed for Nicky's mansion; they were met there an hour later by the Portuguese beefcake.

He left before the sun came up, supposedly with a smile on his face and, we can only surmise, a burning sensation in his crotch. He might wanna get that checked out.

GOOOOOAL! Cristiano Ronaldo is a prominent scorer, of both soccer goals and talentless blondes.