by Hilton Hater at . Comments

In December, a wife in Virginia learned not to make her husband choose between her and his Harley Davidson.

Now, a girlfriend in Lancaster has learned a similar lesson.

In a hilariously awesome Craigslist ad, an unnamed pet owner goes into detail about the problems with his purebred dog.

She isn’t really trained. She yaps all night. She’s high maintenance. She can be pretty darn mean. And, as a result of all these issues, the man’s girlfriend doesn’t like the canine.

So, the man asks… anyone interested in his selfish girlfriend? HA!!!

New Girlfriend Wanted

We assume he's kidding. But maybe not.

Continue Reading...

by Free Britney at . Comments

Brady Oestrike is suspected of murdering a teenager, who was eight months pregnant, and decapitating her boyfriend in a stocking story out of Michigan.

It all started with a Craigslist sex ad gone horribly, horribly wrong.

According to law enforcement officials, Brooke Slocum, 18, connected with Oestrike through a Craigslist sex ad placed earlier this month.

Slocum and her boyfriend, Charles Oppenneer, left her Grand Rapids apartment to meet Oestrike, 31, in a park in Wyoming, Mich., late on July 12.

A few days later, police investigating Oppenneer’s abandoned car terrifyingly found his headless body in the park and declared Slocum missing.

Scouring Slocum’s Internet history, officials zeroed in on Brady Oestrike, an electrical lineman, and executed a search warrant for his home.

Oestrike fled and eventually crashed his vehicle.

The perpetrator then shot and killed himself before he could be apprehended by the authorities; Slocum’s body was discovered in his trunk.

Continue Reading...

by Free Britney at . Comments

A man in Sydney, Australia, had to cope with his marriage ending, but found revenge in taking out a hilariously bitter online ad for her used wedding dress.

After just two years, his wife left him for a close friend, at which post a friend (not the cheating jerk) suggested that he sell her dress online to make some money.

What he earned from doing just that was worth more than money. It was priceless.

Proven Track Record
You need that assurance when purchasing a used product.

On Gumtree, an overseas version of Craigslist, he posted an ad for a "Wedding Dress for Bride Seeking Eventual Infidelity." Not exactly subtle.

"Due to be married? Not planning on staying faithful? Want to sleep with one of your soon-to-be husband's closest friends?" he asks prospective buyers.

"Then THIS is the wedding dress for you!"

Scroll through the gallery above for more choice digs from the ad, but think twice before you purchase the thing, no matter how appealing it sounds.

The last thing you want is an item forever tainted by infidelity. Just think about Kaley Cuoco and Khloe Kardashian's cursed house. Enough said.

Continue Reading...

by Free Britney at . Comments

When the Church of Satan wants nothing to do with you, that's a sign you likely took it too far, whatever it is you were doing. Such is life for Miranda Barbour.

The self-proclaimed serial killer is defaming the group's name and reputation, the high priest for the Church of Satan believes. Seriously. She's pure evil.

Barbour, a.k.a. the Craigslist Killer, confessed to committing between 22 and 99 murders, saying the Devil compelled her to kill after she joined a cult.

High Priest of the Church of Satan Peter H. Gilmore says this is B.S.

He can't vouch for her cult claims, but he says that the official Church of Satan has never had any involvement with her, nor would they. Ever.

Gilmore tells TMZ that true Satanists don't believe in murder (not even sacrifices), and if Barbour is truly a murderer she should be given the death penalty.

Continue Reading...

by Free Britney at . Comments

Miranda Barbour says she left a deadly trail of bodies in her wake before being arrested for a single murder earlier this winter, but is she telling the truth?

Alleged "Craigslist Killer" Barbour, who was arrested for the slaying of Troy LaFerrera, said she killed 22 other people, until she lost count of her body count.

She qualified that it was less than 100, and that her Satan-infused, murderous alter ego "Super Miranda" would take over her body when the time was right.

The claims are chilling ... but are they possibly true?

The D.A. in Northumberland County, Pa., doubts that the 19-year-old girl killed anyone beyond LeFerrera, whose sex ad on Craigslist she answered.

He said in a statement Tuesday afternoon:

Continue Reading...

by Free Britney at . Comments

Miranda Barbour and husband Elytte Barbour have revealed new details about the killing of Troy LaFerrara, who they allegedly targeted via Craigslist.

The 19-year-old Pennsylvania girl claims to have ties to a Satanic cult that drove her to murder at least 22 people - but less than 100 people - nationally.

The final victim? LeFerrera, whose Craigslist ad they answered.

The murderous duo say the recent slaughter was nearly botched via miscommunication, and they were done in by the most obvious of mistakes after the fact.

  • Miranda Barbour Mug Shot
  • Elytte Barbour Photo

Speaking from Northumberland County Prison, Miranda Barbour said she and Elytte, 22, responded to LeFerrera's Craigslist ad advertising “companionship.”

She tells the Sunbury Daily Item that they made crucial mistakes in the murder of the Port Trevorton, Pa. native, a man who stood 6'2" and weighed 278 lbs.

Elytte planned to hide in the backseat of the Honda CRV the killing took place in. Her signal for him to pounce? Asking LaFerrara, “Did you see the stars tonight?”

Barbour said that she tested LaFerrara when he entered the car, telling him she “just turned 16,” and “when he said he didn’t care, I knew” he had to die.

Continue Reading...

by Free Britney at . Comments

Satan-worshipping Craigslist murderer Miranda Barbour says not to worry ... she's killed fewer than 100 people. More than 22, but still in the double digits.

The killer, whose alter ego is named "Super Miranda," is in a Pennsylvania jail after slaughtering a man she located by responding to sex ad on Craigslist.

Miranda Barbour, 19, says she lied and said she was 16. When Troy LaFerrera said he'd have sex with her anyway, she lost it and stabbed him repeatedly.

She admitted this crime, as well as 22 other murders, then dropped a bigger bombshell in an interview with Francis Scarcella of the The Daily Item.

Scarcella pressed the teen, who met her husband in a Satanic cult, on the number of people she killed. She said, "When I hit 22, I stopped counting."

As Scarcella pushed her, she blurted out: "It's less than 100."

She would not be more specific ... so it's between 22-99.

Continue Reading...

by Free Britney at . Comments

Miranda Barbour, a 19-year-old Pennsylvania girl, admits to not only killing a guy who hired her for sex on Craigslist, but a bunch of other people as well.

A BUNCH of other people. "When I hit 22, I stopped counting," she says.

Barbour is currently in a Pennsylvania jail awaiting trial for the murder of Troy LaFerrara, who she allegedly stabbed 20 times during a Craigslist encounter.

The reason? She tested him and said she was only 16, and he responded that he'd still have sex with her. A molestation victim, Barbour lost it on him.

Gruesome, but not nearly as shocking as when Barbour said in a jailhouse interview over the weekend that she's been killing people since she was 13.

Like Dexter, she insists she only dispatches of society's miscreants, claiming that "I did this to people who did bad things and didn't deserve to be here anymore."

Continue Reading...

by Free Britney at . Comments

This Craigslist Missed Connection ad posted by a man for his ex-wife is as moving as it gets. Yes, we just said "moving" about a Craigslist Missed Connection.

At least for what it is, this is emotional stuff.

"We were married for three days in 1989, and I saw you on the subway," reads the title of the open letter, which has quickly spread virally online.

The story of two NYU students who got married on a dare in 1989, became close, then drifted apart for 25 years is sure to evoke plenty of emotions.

The Missed Connection happened only recently on New York's L train, when he saw her a quarter-century later. The ad has since been removed.

There's no real way of verifying if this was ever real, but it's nice to imagine that it is, and that the two got together (or will) to catch up after all this time.

Read the full text of the letter below ...

Continue Reading...

by Free Britney at . Comments

A California college student has done something very unusual this holiday season. She recently posted an ad on Craigslist, asking to rent a family this month.

Jackie Turner, who comes from a broken home, writes in her advertisement:

"I am looking to rent a mom and dad who can give me attention and make me feel like the light of their life just for a couple of days because I really need it."

It's more than just a cute Craigslist ad, though. Her story is inspirational.

"On the outside, it looks like I'm the American dream kid," the 26-year-old said. "But I have a back story that most people wouldn't believe if they looked at me today."

Jackie was physically, sexually and emotionally abused since she was a child. She spent years living on the streets to avoid it, but this meant more problems.

"I was in gang life, on the streets, fighting, doing drugs, just making a mess of my life," she said, adding that she was arrested for grand theft in Sacramento.

Continue Reading...

x Close Ad