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The day before his sentencing, former Penn State football coach and convicted child molester Jerry Sandusky has released a statement from jail.

In it, Sandusky alleges that an enormous conspiracy has been working against him, starting with "a young man who was dramatic, a veteran accuser [who] always sought attention."

Sandusky goes on to say this man was "was joined by a well-orchestrated effort of the media," in conspiring to paint him as a monster, including "investigators, the system, Penn State, psychologists, civil attorneys and other accusers.

"They won," he adds. 'I've wondered what they really won: Attention, financial gain, prestige… will all be temporary."

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Rush Limbaugh recently referred to a Georgetown student as a slut because she wanted to have birth control covered by her health insurance plan.

Incredibly, however, this comment was positively rational compared to the conspiracy theory spewed forth by the radio host on Tuesday.

  • Rush Limbaugh Shot
  • Shot of Bane

Discussing The Dark Knight Rises and its primary villain, a terrorist played by Tom Hardy named Bane, Limbaugh went off about the clear connection between this bad guy's name and the issue Democrats have been hammering home in recent election ads: Mitt Romney's role in the company Bain.

It's a conspiracy, people!

"The villain in The Dark Knight Rises is named Bane, B-a-n-e," Limbaugh ranted. "What is the name of the venture capital firm that Romney ran and around which there's now this make-believe controversy? Bain.

"The movie has been in the works for a long time. The release date's been known, summer 2012 for a long time. Do you think that it is accidental that the name of the really vicious fire breathing four eyed whatever it is villain in this movie is named Bane?"

Well, readers, he's asking: Do you think it's a coincidence? Or is Christopher Nolan a secret agent for Barack Obama? Weigh in now: Are liberals behind the casting of Bane in The Dark Knight Rises?

 

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He's angered CBS employees, sitcom fans and women's rights group.

But Charlie Sheen is now facing the wrath of an unexpected enemy: The 9/11 Truth Movement.

A representative of that group - which alleges the World Trade Center attacks were initiated by the The United States - says he and his fellow conspiracy theorists are peeved that the actor is using his tour to prattle on about drug use, Denise Richards and other items that aren't related to Sheen's former claims about the buildings' collapse appearing to be a "controlled demolition."

Charlie Sheen in Canada

Mark Dice says Sheen should be "asking hard questions about what happened on 9/11 and the resulting wars... not bragging about smoking crack and sleeping with hookers."

Dice has failed in his attempts to contact the star and adds that he and his group will protest Sheen's upcoming shows if the topic is not addressed.

So congratulations Mark Dice and The 9/11 Truth Movement. You've managed to make Charlie Sheen look sane.

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She can always turn to Britney Spears to feel sane by comparison, but Evi Quaid, who is married to Randy Quaid, is pretty frickin' crazy!

According to TMZ, Evi Quaid caused a scene (we mean she went crazy) recently at the offices of the Actor's Equity Association, which had some sort of problem with Randy Quaid - 23 members filed charges against the actor in connection with the rehearsal and production of "Lone Star Love" in Seattle.

Well, here's where it gets good. And by good we mean bad.

  • Evi Quaid Mugshot
  • Randy Quaid Mugshot

Evi Quaid, the wife of Randy Quaid, is pretty... insane.

Evi and Randy Quaid apparently burst into the offices last week, where Evi Quaid started screaming at the (76-year-old) receptionist. She also kicked her repeatedly in the shins with her high-heeled boots - drawing blood.

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