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Sorry, football fans:

Scarlett Johansson will not be entering your living room during Fox's Super Bowl coverage this Sunday, either literally or via your television set.

The network has banned this star's new SodaStream from the big game airwaves… not because it's too risqué (although Scarlett does she some skin!), but because she ends the spot by taunting Coke and Pepsi.

”What are they afraid of?” SodaStream CEO Daniel Birnbaum asks USA Today. “Which advertiser in America doesn’t mention a competitor?"

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We hope you're sitting down, Full House fans. Because Uncle Jess, Joey Gladstone and Danny Tanner are totally back together.

Indeed, John Stamos, Bob Saget and Dave Coulier have reunited for a Dannon Oikos yogurt Super Bowl commercial, one that will air on February 2 and which is teased in the following video.

Get your nostalgia on and check it out now:

The big game will put Seattle versus Denver this year, while Bruno Mars will perform at halftime and viewers will watch in anticipation at every commercial break.

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Forget the Broncos versus Seahawks, Patriots versus 49ers or whatever Super Bowl matchup will take viewers by storm on Sunday, February 2.

The real competition will be between Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and a new product from Nestlé, one teased in an entertaining new ad and one that will premiere on the day of the Big Game.

The company has released an ad in an anticipation of its Super Bowl commercial and it definitely has us looking forward to the spot almost as much as the game itself.

That's what happens when you place a bunch of food couples in a therapist's waiting room and watch them sneer at each other.

See what we mean now and then decide: how amazing do these Butterfinger Cups sound?!?

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Does the Arian Foster pregnancy scandal have you feel down about sports? Consider the following Duracell ad.

The commercial features Seattle Seahawks running back Derrick Coleman, who is the first legally deaf individual play professional football.

In the following, 60-second spot, we're taken through Coleman's life and the struggles he's faced on and off the field since losing his hearing at the age of three.

Watch the video and prepare to have a new NFL hero:

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Move over, Isaiah Mustafa.

And make room mothers across the country stalking their sons on romantic outings and lamenting how they've grown into actual men.

Yes, a new Old Spice commercial is making the hilarious rounds, one that features moms singing their sorrow over how the deodorant has helped spray their kids into adulthood.

There's no debate here over whether the ad is distasteful or delightful.

It's simply hilarious, nearly as funny as that Poo-Porrui commercial. Watch and laugh now:

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Justin Bieber is all about making women's dreams come true these days.

The singer seemingly slept with an occasional porn star named Tati Neves during his recent visit to Brazil and partied with strippers inside his Calabasas mansion earlier this month.

And now the artist stars in "The Key," an unusual short film meant to promote the his new perfume, aptly titled "The Key."

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Kmart is ringing in the holiday season... literally, with a commercial that some Grinches find especially distasteful.

In the spot (for Joe Boxer underwear), six men are dressed in tuxedo tops and revealing bottoms. When they shake their hips, "Jingle Bells" plays… and you can guess on which body part the bells are affixed, can't you?

Facebook users appear torn regarding the commercial, with some saying it's inappropriate, especially for Christmas and others saying to relax - it's hilarious!

Where do you come down?

Is this Kmart commercial distasteful?

 

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NOTE TO READERS: Do not try this at home. Seriously.

In a new ad for Volvo Trucks, one that focuses on the precision of their dynamic steering, veteran action star Jean-Claude Van Damme talks passionately into the camera.

We begin with a close-up of the actor's face, only to eventually pan back and see that he's straddling two vehicles... two vehicles that begin to pull apart as the commercial plays, each taking one of Van Damme's legs with them in the process.

Watch how the 53-year old star calmly reacts below, spreading his limbs wider than the star of the Kim Kardashian sex tape and causing us to squirm just viewing this flexible act:

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Did you hear the amazing news?

The Federal Aviation Administration has finally lifted the ban on portable electronics, meaning airline passengers can now use their smartphones, e-readers and/or tablets during takeoff and landing on all domestic trips under 10,000 feet.

It's an exciting announcement that is long overdue and Delta just had to share the good news with the most adorable little girl in the world.

Watch her be moved to tears by it now:

Did Delta fool you?

We didn't think so. This footage is actually edited and cobbled together form a December 2012 home video in which parents surprise their daughter with a trip to Disneyland.

Watch that insanely adorable video now.
 

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Kate Upton's new commercial collaboration with Snoop Dogg (Lion) for Hot Pockets is so bad it's good. It helps that it features Kate Upton, but still.

That's right, the SI model makes eating the dinner/snack super sexy in a new video, a remix of Biz Markie's 1989 hit single "Just a Friend (You Got What I Need)."

This one? "You Got What I Eat."

Snoop, 41, and Kate, 20, croon about devouring the meaty, buttery, crusty feast while cavorting through dreamy scenarios. Larry King is also involved.

Check it out for yourself below:

This video has "they flyest girl in it with me," says Snoop in a release about the ad, referring to Kate Upton. Truer words have never been spoken, Mr. Lion.

Brand manager Kevin Holmes says the pairing was the perfect pick to help "celebrate the biggest re-launch in our brand's 30-year history."

It was a bit mouth-watering ...