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David Duchovny understands why people are bothered by his new commercial.

The actor anchors an ad for Siberian Crown beer that was released online Friday and which has led to a considerable amount of backlash, considering the conflict in eastern Ukraine and allegations surrounding the downing of Malaysian Airlines flight MH17.

In a statement to TMZ, Duchovny explains why he chose to star in the spot and why he's not expressing support for any nation as a result of it.

"I am proud of my Russian, Ukrainian, Scottish and Polish heritage as I am proud of my American heritage,” Duchovny says. “But being proud of one’s ancestry is not a political statement on any current government or public policies."

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Paris Hilton has reunited with Carl's Jr.

Nine years after first starring in a spot for the fast food chain, Hilton and model Hannah Ferguson are featured in a commercial titled “I Love Texas.”

It features the black bikini-clad women washing a dirty car inside a barn, writhing around with each other on it... while eating a hamburger.

Makes perfect sense to us.

Other beauties who have starred in a Carl's Jr. campaign include Kate Upton, Katherine Webb, Jennifer McCarthy, Heidi Klum and Audrina Patridge. Ogle over the new Hilton spot now:

Not too shabby, huh, fellas?

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Derek Jeter will retire at the end of the 2014 MLB season, and with the year's halfway point upon us, tributes to the legendary Yankees shortstop have begun rolling in.

Earlier today, Nike unveiled a 2-minute commercial set to air during Tueday's All Star Game in which fans ranging from Spike Lee to Carmelo Anthony to a group of begrudgingly respectful Bostonians all tip their caps in tribute to El Capitan.

A group of Mets even join in the show of respect. Fortunately, their faces are digitally blurred so as to keep their lockers un-vandalized by teammates.

As for Mr. Met, himself, well...he probably should've thought twice before appearing in the spot. Dude's got the world's most recognizable head.

Check out the video above to see a wide array of sports fans show their love for Jeets.

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Budweiser may be the quintessentially American beer, but the Anheuser-Busch InBev corporation that owns Bud is actually headquartered in Leuven, Belgium.

As Belgium faces off against the US in today's Round of 16 World Cup action, you may think that the Anheuser-Busch folks would be facing a serious conflict of interest.

When presented with this quandary, however, the folks in Budweiser's advertising department solved it with one word: 'Merica!

Yes, the Bud commercial that's set to air during today's game match is basically a rocket-powered cowboy boot capable of turning into a Mustang that runs on bald eagle droppings.

The InBev folks know where their bread is buttered and it ain't in the land of waffles!

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I wake up in the morning like a girl because I am a girl. And that’s not something I should be ashamed of.

Preach on, P&G!

Procter & Gamble's Always has launched a new campaign that is sweeping the Internet, as it comes from the award-winning director of The Queen of Versailles.

The spot asks the question when did doing something 'like a girl' become an insult and it features adults being asked to run, throw or fight like a girl.

As you might expect, they make feeble/stereotyped efforts… only for very young women to then step up and do the same thing in a confident impressive manner.

This is a must-watch for all girls everywhere. Heck, all people everywhere. Sit back and click Play now:

Inspiring and altogether awesome, right?

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

The HelloFlo tampon delivery service released a new commercial yesterday that looks less like your typical feminine hygiene ad - filled with euphemisms and strange blue liquids - and more like a hilarious short film that will bring you back to the awkwardness of your own pubescent days.

Frustrated that she's the last of her friends to get her period, a pre-teen girl decides to fake it with a bottle of nail polish. Unfortunately, for her, her mom is a crafty one and immediately picks up on the fact that "periods don't have glitter in them."

Intent on punishing her daughter for not only lying but "taking that tone," the world's worst/most hilarious mom throws her a "First Moon Party" and, of course, invites everyone she knows:

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How do you get more controversial than a commercial that asks folks what they poop on?

Allstate has the answer.

The insurance company has unveiled a new commercial titled “Safe in My Hands” that is set to an original song by Eli Lieb and which chronicles a boy with one large hand.

We watch as the young man is judged throughout his life… until he finds someone just like himself: another male.

“We believe everyone should be treated with respect and without judgment no matter who they love,” Allstate says on its site, while the following spots adds:

"Everyone deserves to be in good hands."

What do you think of this LGBT-friendly commercial, THGers?

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Yet another doody-based commercial has hit the Internet.

On the heels of Kmart's Ship My Pants ad from last year, Grey Poupon* has unveiled a new spot that gives this fancy mustard a new tagline.

The video seems innocent enough upon first glance, as a number of everyday folks are using the popular item as a condiment with their burgers and potato salads.

That’s simply what they Poupon... get it? 

You most likely will after one woman says she Poupons her husband's chest. GROSS! No wonder it was supposedly banned, huh?

* This ad was not actually made by Grey Poupon.

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Nice try, dogs.

You gave it a good effort. That video of a Great Dane puppy refusing to awaken nearly won you the Internet... but it's all over now.

Cats have forever staked their claim as the leaders of the viral animal kingdom - and they owe it all to a Friskies ad that you don't even know is an ad until the final few moments.

And even then you might miss it because you're laughing so hard from the words of wisdom passed down from an older cat to a tiny kitten, particularly his bit about the "monster known as vaccum" and how to best avoid its ravenous claws.

The spot is voiced by Buzzfeed's Ze Frank. And it's amazing.

Sorry, Kate Upton. You no longer star in our favorite online advertisement.

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by Tattle Taylor at . Comments

There are some things that just aren't sexy. 

That's what a group of models learned after they showed up to shoot a sexy commercial and things got awkward. Super awkward.

The video was produced by Save the Children in conjunction with their 15th annual State of the World's Mothers report.

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