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Miley Cyrus has taken a break from trolling Kim Kardashian to remove her shirt and dance all around with a giant teddy bear.

Yes, again.

The superstar is featured in a new ad campaign for Golden Lady, an Italy-based hosiery company, as the 30-second spot features Miley scarring this stuffed animal for life by licking it and fondling it while wearing nothing but some pasties, pumps and colorful tights.

Sounds about right for Miley Cyrus, doesn't it?

The commercial is set to Miley’s 2013 track "#GETITRIGHT," which contains lyrics such as "You're sexy, sexy/I got things I want to do to you/Make me, make me/Make my tongue just go do-do-do."

These days, however, Cyrus is likely making those lyrics into a reality with Patrick Schwarzenegger, the new young man on her arm and, we presume, in her bed.

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Starbucks is no stranger to controversy.

Over the past year or so, the beloved coffee chain has outlawed guns inside its store, while also hiring at least one employee who liked including Satantic symbols in his lattes.

Now, the company has come out with its first-ever LGBT-based ad, as two former RuPaul’s Drag Race contestants - Bianca Del Rio and Adore Delano - appear in a commercial that touts how Starbucks can bring frenemies closer together.

The footage features Adore cutting in line because she’s in a “really big hurry,” only for an argument to then break out with Bianca.

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Taylor Swift really loves cats.

Just ask comedian John Cleese, who dared to insult Swift's Olivia Benson during a talk show appearance last week and felt the silent wrath of this musical superstar as a result.

In a new Diet Coke commercial, meanwhile, Swift's feline affection is also on full display, as the artist is originally joined by her beloved main pet.

Then she takes a sip of the soda and... VOILA! Another cat appears. Then another sip and another cat... another sip and yet another cat!

“Behold, the Diet Coke ad that depicts my perfect world,” Tweeted Swift yesterday after the spot went online. “Featuring a new song and Olivia, who is now a cat actress.”

The commercial is also set to a single off Swift's soon-to-be-released album, "1989," which features the new single "Out of the Woods."

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Budweiser has made us cry once again.

Not through it watered down taste, no. But through its use of puppies to get an important point across.

The beer company, who brought us to tears with its Super Bowl puppy love commercial, has released a new spot in which it gives pet lovers yet another reason to never (ever!) drink and drive.

It features a man heading out with some friends and a six-pack of suds, while the cutest dog you'll ever see hangs at home, waiting for his beloved owner to return.

He's waiting and he's waiting and and he's waiting and then the screen ominously tells us that "the waiting never ended" for some canines, whose masters made the irresponsible decision to drive drunk.

Seriously, people. You should already know to never get behind the wheel while inebriated. But if this ad doesn't convince you of that fact, nothing will:

Totally adorable. Totally inspiring. Totally on message, don't you think?

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This is apparently awesome!

Remember Noah Ritter, the five-year old who shot to viral fame in August when he was interviewed by a local news reporter and gushed over how much he loved an amusement park ride?

And how this was his first time on live television and how he really loved to say the word "apparently," even when he clearly didn't understand what it really meant?

Well... he's back. And cuter than ever!

Now known as the Apparently Kid, Noah stars in a commercial for Freshpet, an American manufacturer of refrigerated food and treats for dogs and cats.

Watch him embrace the role of company spokesperson in the following ad, while apparently playing with lots of puppies. We're so excited for him! And, also, so jealous of him.

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Gisele Bundchen is fighting back against the haters in an Under Armour ad which makes public criticism of her campaign for the company a focal point.

In the 60-second spot, the world's highest-paid model doesn’t utter a single word but instead throws kicks and punches at a heavy bag inside a warehouse.

All the while, social media comments about her, and specifically her endorsement deal with the brand, are projected on the walls, serving as motivation:

Among the shade thrown at Gisele on Twitter:

  • “Is modeling now a sport?”
  • “Under Armour. WTF?”
  • “Stick to modeling sweetheart.“
  • "Gisele is soooooo fake.”
  • “She’s old.”

The commercial is the latest in Under Armour’s “I Will What I Want” campaign, and it seems to thrive on the 34-year-old's surprisingly high number of detractors.

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Has Spirit Airlines gone too far?

Or is the company's latest ad campaign just too darn funny?

With more and more lewd pictures of celebrities being released online each day (Jill Scott nude pics have now been verified as legitimate) by a hacker on the photo-sharing site 4chan, Spirit has taken advantage of this scandal with a new advertisement.

It features a nude woman covering up her breasts and it includes the tagline: Our Bare Fare was Hacked!

Spirit Airlines Ad

"We feel naked; you were never supposed to see this Bare Fare!" reads the flyer. "It was meant for a special someone (who isn’t you). Now it’s all over the internet for you to take advantage of as you see fit. Scandalous!

"We thought the cloud was our friend, y’know, because we spend so much time flying with ‘em. But now our private prices are on display! Bad for us; GREAT for you."

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Suffering from a lack of self-confidence, fellas?

Not getting enough respect at work?

Often embarrassed in front of your girlfriend?

Not to worry. You can now add three inches to your manhood, thanks to Shoes by Jews, a company whose epic commercial promises to increase your height.

What, did you think we were referring to something else?!?

This uproarious (and accurate!) ad immediately goes into the pantheon of greats, right alongside Kate Upton shilling for Hot Pockets and Mila Kunis for Jim Beam.

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While Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off" video is dominating the headlines this week, she's got nothing on this girl in Missouri and her affinity for her local mall.

An ad for the East Hills Mall in St. Joseph, Mo., has everything you could want in a song about a mall, even if you never knew you wanted it in the first place:

We got nothing. Except sorry, poor girl who got roped into this.

According to KNPN, the producer of the commercial, Chris Fleck, was hoping it would go viral. It is unclear if he wanted it to do so for the reason it has.

Any publicity is good publicity for a mall, we suppose.

From the green screen work to the unintentionally (we think) atrocious lyrics and the off-key singing and beat boxing, this TV spot has got it all, people.

From boots and pants to more boots and pants.

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A new Nine West ad campaign tries to sell women shoes by placing them in situations many are decrying as sexist.

In one photo, for instance, a purse is caring a pair of flip-flops while the faceless woman featured in it does the “Anticipatory Walk of Shame.”

On another, the company writes that its footwear is great for “starter husband hunting.”

  • Walk of Shame Ad
  • Nine West Ad

Senior Vice President of Marketing Erika Szychowki tells the New York Times that the tag lines are simply reflective of current times and vernacular.

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