Classic Celebrity Pictures Gossip

Robert Pattinson wasn't always a handsome, world famous star.

There was a time when he was merely handsome.

We've uncovered shots from the actor's first-ever photo shoot, taken alongside British model Lucy Flower in 2001 for the South China Morning Post newspaper. That's a long way from Entertainment Weekly and People.

Pattinson is seen here in a retro-style Miu Miu bathing suit. Flower described her co-model as not "very comfortable with the outfit," also telling Star magazine:

“Robert was such a shy, reserved little boy back then, I never would have thought he had that kind of superstardom ahead of him."

Click on the pics below for enlarged versions of the younger Twilight Saga star. He's come a long way, hasn't he?

If you could see our staff right now, you'd notice that each of us has taken our hats off.

For what reason?

To salute George Clooney.

The serial dater and beloved bachelor has made no secret of his enjoyment of the single life. Nor should he.

Clooney's latest bed post notch is Italian model Elisabetta Canalis. We've tracked down the following, old modeling shots of the beauty and it's safe to say that, by George, the actor has done it again!

Whether she is accentuating her cleavage or dressing as Snow White, Elisabetta Canalis is gorgeous.

"I have now become more fussy about who I date. And in any case my future boyfriend will have to share my bed with [her mini Doberman] Piero, too," Canalis recently told Italian magazine Tu. "Before in love I used to play much more, now I don't want to waste any more time with wrong relationships. I just want someone who can make me find tranquility. I want to get home and find a person who can make me feel good."

Lord knows Clooney can do that!

Ready to play one of the fastest-growing games on the Internet?

That's right, folks, it's time for another edition of Guess the Celebrity!

We've uncovered the middle school yearbook photo of one of the most well-known stars in America. Who could it be? Here are a few hints:

• He was born in 1974.
• He appeared in the movies Knocked Up and Get Smart.
• In 2008, he added the title of Producer to his resume.
• There have been rumors that he's gay.

Do you know who it is? CLICK ON THE PHOTO BELOW TO FIND OUT!

It seems hard to believe now, but there was a time when Rihanna lay next to boyfriend Chris Brown with a look of satisfaction - as opposed to terror - on her face.

There was a time when the term "banging" between this couple was a synonym for love-making, not face-pummeling.

There was even a time when Chris Brown made Rihanna laugh, not bleed out of numerous orifices as the result of a beating so brutal it made professional boxers wince.

Those days are long gone, of course. But the following photos serve as a reminder of happier times between this pair.

While not as intimate as the recently-discovered Rihanna nude pics, we've uncovered a few shots of the singers from the days of yore. Where did it all go wrong?

From the bedroom to the courtroom: Rihanna will testify as a witness for the prosecution in a preliminary hearing on felony charges against Brown for his alleged assault on her.

So, where did these photos come from? It's unclear. But we know this:

Chris Brown has an album coming out, Chris Brown says he is not a monster and now these pics have surfaced that are meant to show Chris Brown's soft side.

Seems like someone is doing his publication relations homework to us. What a violent phony.

In 2003, Heidi Klum posed topless for GQ Italy.

You're never gonna believe this, but the photos hold up today as the paradigm of sexiness.

Take a look for yourself:

We don't know what Heidi Klum is so angry about, but we do know what we're so aroused by: Heidi Klum.

As Edit Pakay waivers on her admissions, and denials, regarding an affair with David Duchovny, a photo of the Hungarian tennis pro and another famous actor has surfaced.

Years ago, it looks like Pakay and Owen Wilson were at least friendly enough to pose for a picture together. Might she also have worked on his serve-and-volley technique... if you know what we mean?

As for the rumored relationship between Pakay and Duchovny, a friend told London's The Daily Mail that the pair met last year at a Malibu Racquet Club.

The source added that “[Edit] never set out to seduce him, but she’s a gorgeous woman and he is a highly sexed man. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure it out. The sad truth is Edit fell in love with David. He told her he loved her and she believed him.”

As Duchovnys character on The X-Files would say, the truth is out there.

Granted, we've published plenty of news and pictures already related to the Kim Kardashian and Ray J sex tape.

But can you ever get enough?!?

Our staff recently came across a number of new stills from the amateur adult movie. And it's our responsibility to deliver them to a waiting public.

Click on these Kim Kardashian Superstar images now for larger, sexier versions. We hope you're taking notes, aspiring sex tape stars...

Denise Richards wasn't always an exploitive mother and reality TV sell out.

At one time, this terrible actress and bane of Charlie Sheen's existence simply whored herself out via outfits such as... this.

Who even remembers when The Hills cast looked like this. Smiling, young, innocent ... soon to be infected by the cancer that is Jason Wahler.

Ah, the good old days. Sure, there was always drama, but it wasn't nearly as fake. Well, at least not the boobs of Heidi Montag ... or Audrina Patridge.

You gotta love The Hills - past and present. Bonus points for any reader who can name the dude Audrina and Whitney Port are sprawled across!

Well, almost. Luckily, an alert passer-by stepped in at the last moment to save Sean Preston Federline's head from hurtling towards the street.

Just the same, this classic celebrity baby picture sums up the tremendous parenting skills of Britney Spears like few others can ...

When he's old enough to appreciate this photo, Sean Preston will want to thank the gentleman who saved him from becoming a road pizza.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline went on to create another son, Jayden James, just barely one year after Sean Preston's birth in September 2005. Brit then divorced K-Fed, partied with no pants a lot and went insane.