Classic Celebrity Pictures Gossip

Granted, we've published plenty of news and pictures already related to the Kim Kardashian and Ray J sex tape.

But can you ever get enough?!?

Our staff recently came across a number of new stills from the amateur adult movie. And it's our responsibility to deliver them to a waiting public.

Click on these Kim Kardashian Superstar images now for larger, sexier versions. We hope you're taking notes, aspiring sex tape stars...

Denise Richards wasn't always an exploitive mother and reality TV sell out.

At one time, this terrible actress and bane of Charlie Sheen's existence simply whored herself out via outfits such as... this.

Who even remembers when The Hills cast looked like this. Smiling, young, innocent ... soon to be infected by the cancer that is Jason Wahler.

Ah, the good old days. Sure, there was always drama, but it wasn't nearly as fake. Well, at least not the boobs of Heidi Montag ... or Audrina Patridge.

You gotta love The Hills - past and present. Bonus points for any reader who can name the dude Audrina and Whitney Port are sprawled across!

Well, almost. Luckily, an alert passer-by stepped in at the last moment to save Sean Preston Federline's head from hurtling towards the street.

Just the same, this classic celebrity baby picture sums up the tremendous parenting skills of Britney Spears like few others can ...

When he's old enough to appreciate this photo, Sean Preston will want to thank the gentleman who saved him from becoming a road pizza.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline went on to create another son, Jayden James, just barely one year after Sean Preston's birth in September 2005. Brit then divorced K-Fed, partied with no pants a lot and went insane.

By the cojones, no less!

What gossip fan can forget this celebrity photo classic, starring the newly-engaged and ultra-horny Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, from back in 2004. Ah, to be young, in love and grabbing your fiance's package on a hotel balcony...

After a brief courtship, Britney Spears and K-Fed married, fornicated a lot, had two kids, and called it quits about two years later. Good times.

Celebrating her single status as of late 2006, Britney embarked on an epic binge of clubbing (with no panties on most of the time), violating traffic laws, hooking up with (then quickly discarding) random boyfriends, neglecting Sean and Jayden, and being committed to the psychiatric wards of two different hospitals.

Maybe being with Kevin wasn't that bad after all...

Jennifer Love Hewitt is still very good looking. Don't get us wrong.

But there was a time when this actress was a combination of Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie and Jessica Simpson. The old, hot Jessica Simpson.

Remember her in Party of Five? I Know What You Did Last Summer? The former knockout even admitted, following the filming of that movie, that she embraced - nay, encouraged! - the use of her breasts on film:

"It comes with the territory. Who wants to go to a movie and see a girl running around in sweats three sizes too big? Nobody. I get it. I put on small tops everyday knowing that as I'm crawling around with the camera down my chest, it was all in good fun. It's eye candy."

Yes. It. Is.

Let's hearken back to the amazing days of Jennifer Love Hewitt together, as we drool over a naked FHM photo of her from the early 1990s:

Now, she's known for being a top-selling country music artist and for dating Chace Crawford.

But a few years ago, no one had ever heard of Carrie Underwood. She was just another American Idol hopeful, trying to impress judges Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell.

Let's hearken back to that simpler time with this classic celebrity photo:

Open up our classic celebrity photo vault and you'll find an attractive Britney Spears.

A nude Halle Berry.

A non-emaciated Kate Bosworth.

It's a fun trip down memory lane... but it's just gotten a lot more enjoyable!

The Hollywood Gossip staff has uncovered the picture that made Ali Larter famous. Sure, this actress has made a respectable name for herself with a great performance in Heroes - but a few years ago, she made herself something even more memorable:

A whipped cream bikini.

All warm-blooded males remember exactly where they were when Larter sauntered out to seduce the team's new star quarterback (played by James Van Der Beek) in Varsity Blues. It was like this generation's JFK assassination. But in a sexy way.

Check out the scene now. Sort of gives Hayden Panettiere and Minka Kelly something new to aim for in their cheerleading battle, huh?

If Ali Larter naked is serving dessert, we'll take seconds!

We recognize that Halle Berry is an incredibly talented and award-winning actress. But that doesn't mean she's not ridiculously hot as well.

Just take a look at the (censored) photo of an almost nude Halle Berry below. 

Taken from Operation: Swordfish, this cool, topless Halle Berry picture the only redeeming thing about the film. Do you remember what it's about? Some thriller involving some sort of a spy plot? Or a documentary about the fishing industry?

Who the hell cares. All we know is that Halle's hotness continues to this day. You don't need plastic surgery, Halle. You're looking pretty darn good as it is.

This remains a favorite, but all Halle Berry photos do it for us. She looks great in anything or nothing, honestly. No wonder Sanjaya Malakar aspires to be her.

Yes, we realize the title of this post is oxymoronic, as nothing at all about Nicole Richie could possibly be considered classic. That word implies something once had redeeming qualities or some semblance of worth, and while Richie may not be as detestable as Spencer Pratt (who is, really), she's hardly vintage.

Just the same, the photos below are a heck of a lot more pleasing than the sickly, ghostly, flat-out wrong Nicole Richie pictures presented to us these days.

Yes, long before Nicole was known for blowing chunks and Joel Madden, she was just Paris Hilton's slightly chunky, fun-loving pal on the reality TV hit, The Simple Life.

Check out this old Maxim/Stuff spread. While they may be the most airbrushed photos of all time, we definitely prefer the old Nicole. Much like we dig the old Kate Bosworth.