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Cindy McCain scares our interns.

Seriously. She's either a cyborg or a raging botox addict. It's a tad frightening.

But the expressions of horror on their impressionable young faces will be nothing compared to how John McCain reacts if the photo below is legit.

According to the National Enquirer, multiple witnesses have caught Cindy McCain locking lips with man other than her husband on several occasions.

"I couldn't believe I was watching Cindy McCain passionately hugging and kissing another man," said one conveniently anonymous eyewitness.

This incriminating National Enquirer photo shows a studly man putting the moves on Cindy McCain. Or one of about 75 million other blonde women in the United States.

The failed presidential candidate's wife has supposedly been seeing - and acting "very lovey dovey" with an unidentified "long-haired man who resembles a washed-up '80s rock musician" at concerts and sporting events of late.

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It could be right around the corner, if John McCain has his way.

The Arizona Senator and GOP presidential hopeful volunteered his wife to participate in a beauty pageant ... which make sense, as she is a former beauty queen. Only this one includes topless and occasionally bottomless women.

"I was looking at the schedule, and noticed that you had a beauty pageant, so I encouraged Cindy to compete," McCain said at a rally in Sturgis, S.D.

"I told her [that] with a little luck, she could become the only woman to serve as both the First Lady and Miss Buffalo Chip."

Lame ESPN.com columnist Jim Caple wrote that one scene at the pageant resulted in a woman "dancing naked on a bar top."

It is unclear if John McCain knew the specifics of the town's pageant while making the remark, but that's at least somewhat doubtful, as he doesn't know the specifics of economic or foreign policy either.

Regardless, the audience burst into cheers at the thought of a topless Cindy McCain. That would truly be a watershed moment in political history.

Republican presidential nominee John McCain's wife, Cindy McCain, has once again cooked up some controversy by shoplifting a recipe. And this time, former president Bill Clinton was also busted for the same thing!

Cindy McCain and Bill Clinton, along with Michelle Obama, the wife of Sen. Barack Obama (who was endorsed by Al Gore last night) submitted their cookie recipes for the 5th Presidential Bake-Off in Family Circle.

The problem? Bill Clinton and Cindy McCain swiped theirs.

The July issue features a recipe for "Cindy McCain's Oatmeal-Butterscotch Cookies" - "an absolute must whenever the whole family gets together," Cindy McCain raves to Family Circle - only they're from Hershey.

As for Bill Clinton, he attributes his oatmeal cookie recipe to a longtime family cook... when it's really by a cook named Betty Crocker.

"I did not have relations with that recipe."

Earlier this year, a John McCain intern lifted some of Rachael Ray's recipes, posting them as "Cindy's Recipes" on her husband's campaign site.

The intern was thrown under the bus and fired.

There's clearly a pattern emerging for Cindy, and when it comes to Bill Clinton, everything he does comes back to haunt him. Like Gina Gershon.

And to think, people say Michelle Obama is not American enough. At least she can come up with her own recipe ... or not get caught.

Rachael Ray isn't getting riled up about Cindy McCain stealing some of her recipes. Then again, we all know Rachael Ray is a shameless media whore and bona fide megalomaniac good sport, so this probably makes her excited!

The wife of Republican presidential candidate John McCain, Cindy McCain cooked up some controversy when an intern shoplifted Rachael Ray's recipe for rosemary chicken, Ahi tuna and several other Food Network recipes.

The Arizona Senator's campaign site pawned them off as "Cindy's Recipes," only to have Recipe-Gate uncovered by a deft Huffington Post reporter (the next thing you know, they're gonna tell us The Hills re-shoots scenes for good angles).

Just the same, the wife of John Cusimano was unfazed, saying:

"All these recipes are supposed to be accessible to everyone. Interns, senators, students and families alike! I am flattered when anyone cooks my food."

Cindy McCain and Rachael Ray: Bonded by Ahi Tuna.

To further show she has no hard feelings, Ray wants to cash in big on this in every possible way John McCain and Cindy McCain to visit her show and "get in the kitchen to share with viewers some of their favorite recipes."

On Monday, after being outed, the campaign swiftly removed the recipes, and said the intern responsible was "dealt with," according to a campaign spokesperson. Joking, the rep told reporters, "We took away his zero pay."

Also exposed as a fraud this week? The McCain Girls! Sad.