Tracy Waters, a 34-year-old Ohio woman, was arrested after she received some terrible Christmas gifts from her husband Dave and set fire to his truck.
What did she get, exactly, that was so bad?
“He gave me a slow-cooker and these red nylon crotchless panties with a push-up bra,” Waters told police. “The bra had tassels for f--k sake. Tassels.”
'Tis the season.
Police charged Tracy Waters with arson, assault with a weapon (a 4-gallon ceramic crock pot with corn-on-the-cob pattern) and swearing in public.
This may even top the South Carolina woman arrested for assault with a deadly squirrel after her man failed to bring home beer Christmas morning.
It's also the second arrest this month we've reported on that involved swearing in public, with THG mug shot queen Jenelle Evans being the first.
As for Waters' husband? He was taken aback by her holiday reaction.