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Tracy Waters, a 34-year-old Ohio woman, was arrested after she received some terrible Christmas gifts from her husband Dave and set fire to his truck.

What did she get, exactly, that was so bad?

“He gave me a slow-cooker and these red nylon crotchless panties with a push-up bra,” Waters told police. “The bra had tassels for f--k sake. Tassels.”

'Tis the season.

Tracy Waters Mug Shot

Police charged Tracy Waters with arson, assault with a weapon (a 4-gallon ceramic crock pot with corn-on-the-cob pattern) and swearing in public.

This may even top the South Carolina woman arrested for assault with a deadly squirrel after her man failed to bring home beer Christmas morning.

It's also the second arrest this month we've reported on that involved swearing in public, with THG mug shot queen Jenelle Evans being the first.

As for Waters' husband? He was taken aback by her holiday reaction.

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In what looks like an obvious attempt to put on a happy public face amidst Dean McDermott cheating rumors, Tori Spelling is gushing over her family again.

Just two days after sharing a pic of her four kids and giving thanks for all her holiday blessings, she's shared a video of them opening presents on Christmas.

SEE?? No trouble in paradise here!!

Despite Emily Goodhand telling Us Weekly that she nailed McDermott earlier this month, Tori is acting like nothing is amiss in her happy household.

Privately, she's making Dean McDermott suffer for his transgressions, according to insiders, but as far as her public image goes? Holiday bliss 24/7!

"So grateful for my family" the 40-year-old 90210 actress wrote in the blog post, which she titled "Christmas Morning at the McDermotts." Subtle.

"I can't believe Christmas is already over. We had such a fun day hanging at home unwrapping presents, eating homemade goodies and watching movies."

Bet Dean had an absolute blast.

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Christmas is a special, joyous time of year ... but when you get close and distant family together for extended periods of time, it can also be embarrassing.

Especially if your name is Molly and your relatives buy and wear these t-shirts.

A Reddit user captioned the pic, "My cousin Molly's grandma went into Spencer's to look for presents for her family. She thinks she found the best presents ever!"

Molly Photo

Molly is my homegirl. What a coincidence that Spencer's chose that name!

The name Molly reached peak popularity in the early '90s, (thank you, Molly Ringwald), then took on a new meaning this year (thank you, Miley Cyrus).

The name, of course, has become a euphemism for the drug MDMA, which all the (not) cool kids are talking about ... and these folks likely aren't aware of.

Let's just hope they aren't Tweeting about their hot cousins, as well.

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Tori Spelling is giving thanks for her "beautiful" family this holiday season with no mention of the allegations that Dean McDermott cheated on her.

The 40-year-old actress headed to her ediTORIal (yes) blog to gush over her husband and their four little ones, wishing fans a happy holiday too:

Tori Spelling's Kids

"I wanted to take a minute to wish every one of you a Merry Christmas, and for those of you who don't celebrate Christmas, a very happy holiday season!"

"As another year comes to a close, I can't help but feel so grateful for all of my blessings. My beautiful family, my amazing friends, and of course, all of you!"

Spelling posted a shot of their adorable children, Stella, Hattie, Finn and Liam, posing by their Christmas tree, with 6-year-old Liam rocking shades.

The 40-year-old said they made the most of the day, "cuddling, cooking, baking, unwrapping gifts, eating, watching movies and counting our blessings."

The star's blog post comes in the wake of reports Dean McDermott cheated on Tori with Emily Goodhand, a woman he recently met in Toronto.

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Of all the things you don't want to say publicly on social media ... Justine Sacco wins. But talking about how you to get it in with your "hot" cousin is up there.

On Christmas night, Twitter user Mobute, a contributor for Deadspin, Esquire and other sites, discovered that these thoughts were a recurring theme.

He started re-tweeting them all, and the results are ... interesting.

Around the holidays, we often see relatives who aren't in our immediate families, and it's understandable to observe that one's cousins are attractive humans.

This goes beyond that, though. The words "crush," "date" and "f--k" were frequently used. There was a lot of family holiday party sexual tension apparently.

Kate Upton Sexy Photo

Unless your cousin looks like Kate Upton, there's no need for ... you know what, it would still be weird to be related to her and think about sleeping with her.

Right? Not to these people around the country, evidently.

Some choice hot cousin Tweets from earlier this week:

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LeBron James' kids DESTROYED a Nerf hoop with an alley-oop slam dunk on Christmas, and dad was so proud, he shared the highlight on Instagram.

The basketball star's sons, 6-year-old Bryce and 9-year-old LeBron Jr. (a.k.a. "Bronny") certainly seem to have inherited some of their father's talent.

Watch Bryce's nifty pass to Bronny for a thunderous dunk:

Skills. And swagger. Better make room, 2023 NBA Draft!

LeBron James Instagrammed the video for L.A. Clippers point guard Chris Paul and power forward Blake Griffin, known for a few such plays of their own.

He wrote to the pair: "Bronny and Bryce gone hold down Lob City until y'all get back. Cool? It's like the both of y'all but we gone keep it in our room. Haha."

Also cool? LeBron, 28, is married to the boys' mother, Savannah Brinson, and has been in a relationship with her since the couple was in high school.

Glad Christmas was fun in the Miami Heat star's house.

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Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson exhibited some of the family values that he preaches on Christmas, gifting his wife Miss Kay a wedding ring.

The 67-year-old reality TV star and evangelical Christian has been married to Kay since 1966, but had never gotten her a wedding ring before now.

The couple never had a wedding, either, until the Duck Dynasty Season 4 premiere this fall. This family moment was captured by Sadie Robertson.

Phil and Kay Robertson Photo

"After 50 years of marriage, Papaw Phil finally gave Mamaw Kay a wedding ring for Christmas," the duo's granddaughter tweeted with the photo.

As debate rages throughout the country over Phil Robertson's suspension over anti-gay comments to GQ, the family seems to be happy as ever.

The family enjoyed some holiday cheer in their West Monroe, La., home.

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Queen Elizabeth II spoke about her precious great-grandson, royal baby, Prince George, in reflecting on the past year during her annual Christmas speech.

"Here at home, my own family it is a little larger this Christmas," the 87-year-old monarch said in a video message recorded at Buckingham Palace.

"As so many of you will know, the arrival of a baby gives everyone the chance to contemplate the future, with renewed happiness and hope," the Queen said.

"For the new parents, life will never be quite the same again."

The speech features never before seen footage of Prince George taken after his christening as four generations of royals posed for the official portraits.

The Queen said the christening was a "happy occasion."

For Prince William and Kate Middleton, life will never be the same indeed. In a good way. The new parents seem like naturals and happy as ever.

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What's the worst Christmas gift one can receive?

That's easy: Justin Bieber announcing his retirement.

What's the best Christmas gift one can receive? That's even easier: A PUPPY!!!

And they aren't just for children, either, as the following videos prove. Watch now as an elderly lady and a middle-aged mother are overjoyed to receive an adorable surprise for the holidays:

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Did you know that the average woman spends 457 hours shopping in the days leading up to Christmas?

Okay, maybe not. But it certainly feels that way to boyfriends and husbands who get dragged along to the mall while their prettier half picks up one item after another after another after another...

And now a perfectly named Instagram account (miserable_men/Instagram) has captured some hilarious reactions of those stuck waiting for their wives.

Some men sleep. Others text. Others look as if they'd rather be grossed out by Miley Cyrus masturbating than sitting, hopelessly waiting for the torture to end. Click through these images now:

Oh So Miserable

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