Similar to being President of the United States, mothering is hard work.
Christina Aguilera shows the toll being a parent can take - even on a celebrity - in this photo of her and son Max. We recommend a baby sitter, Jordan Bratman. Your beautiful wife needs a break.
Based on the outrage directed toward Miley Cyrus for her topless photo (pictured below) in Vanity Fair this month, you’d think the Disney actress was the first young celebrity to ever show some skin.
But this is far from the case.
We’ve uncovered a slew of celebrity pictures that show stars who may have been too young to drink alcohol during the following shoots, but certainly didn’t think they were too young to seduce the camera.
Click on the images below now to get a closer look and read about which celeb posed for which cause at which age. Do these pics change your view on the Miley controversy at all?
Doing our best to ignore Christina Aguilera’s enormous boobs in the photo below, we’ll just concentrate on how nice it is to see the singer back in the public eye.
The Dirrrty one made her first appearance following the birth of son Max Bratman. Signing autographs of her new DVD, Back to Basics - Live and Down Under, Christina talked about the young one’s recent bris:
“It was really interesting because I’m not Jewish, but my husband is. I never really knew a lot of Jewish people growing up, I never knew about a bris. It’s all a learning process. Of course, we’re such a non-conventional couple that we had penis balloons everywhere.”
Harlow Madden has new company in the celebrity baby world.
Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman welcomed a baby boy Saturday night, the first child for the 27-year-old singer and her music executive husband.
“Christina and Jordan are proud to announce the birth of their son Max Liron Bratman. He is a beautiful, healthy baby boy!” a rep for the couple announced. “Mom is resting and doing well!”
Max Liron Bratman weighed 6 lbs., 2 oz. and was measured at 20.5 inches. We wish this couple nothing but the best!
The Hollywood Gossip would like to wish a very happy birthday to a trio of stars on this 18th of December: Brad Pitt, Katie Holmes and Christina Aguilera!
Brad Pitt was born in Shawnee, Oklamoma, back in 1963, while Katie Holmes came into this cruel world in Toledo, Ohio, in 1978, and Christina Aguilera was welcomed by her Staten Island, N.Y., parents on this day in 1980.
These three beautiful celebrities have enjoyed enormous success in the arenas of movies, TV and music, but in the past year, each has become known as much for their role as parents - or parents-to-be - as for their respective careers!
Katie Holmes gave birth to daughter Suri Cruise in 2006, while Aguilera and her husband, Jordan Bratman (pictured), will welcome their first child in January.
Which a biological daughter in Shiloh and three adopted youngsters in Pax Thien, Maddox and Zahara, the Brangelina Brood is a formidable one.
Happy birthday to Katie, X-tina and Brad! We know the latter won’t don his birthday suit on film anymore, but Angelina Jolie will be seein’ Brad Pitt nude tonight!
They used to battle it out at the top of the pop charts. Now Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are singing a different - nude and pregnant - duel!
In the fall of 2006, a naked Britney Spears, pregnant with little Jayden James, posed for some … well, interesting photos for Harper’s Bizarre. Er, Bazaar.
Then, earlier this week, we were treated to hot photos of a knocked up Christina Aguilera nude, turning Marie Claire into Marie Bare. Okay, sorry for the bad puns.
Anyway, here’s a Hollywood Gossip photo finish of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, naked, preggers and ready to explode. Which pic is the hottest?
Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera: Nude. Pregnant. Hot. We think.
Not to be left out in the cold (which would be quite chilly, wearing nothing), a pair of far less famous, but equally naked and pregnant stars, deserve to be included in this photo finish. Follow the jump for some sort of sexy pictures of both a nude Lisa Rinna and Katie Price - with child and without clothing …
Take this, Britney Spears nude and pregnant!
In the latest issue of Marie Claire, Christina Aguilera is, well, nude and pregnant. She’s also talking about her expecting state. Here are a couple excerpts:
On being pregnant during her ‘Back to Basics’ tour: “I was paranoid. There are so many things that could go wrong — somebody could slip, somebody could fall, I could fall. No way in hell was I going to jeopardize my baby for my show.”
Following in the pregnant, naked footsteps of Lisa Rinna and Katie Price, Christina Aguilera bares her sexy, enlarged body for all to see.
On her simple decision not to announce anything: “Because I hadn’t said anything, people thought I was trying to keep it this big, bad secret, and that’s not the case at all. I just wasn’t commenting. I’m not being like, ‘Hey, everybody, I’m pregnant!’ I’m not that girl.”
This first piece of news is about as shocking as reports that Britney Spears had a few drinks last night.
But Christina Aguilera has confirmed to the U.K. edition of Glamour that she’s due to give birth early next year. And husband Jordan Bratman couldn’t be happier about it:
“He’s thrilled! He’s just great,” Aguilera said. “He’s so supportive and amazing through everything. He came with me on the last leg of the tour and he was my support system… I gush. I’m a lucky girl.”
This is a guy who has seen Christina Aguilera naked. So they’re equally fortunate, really.
Meanwhile, another female celebrity is reporting that she’s with child:
According to the Sydney Morning Herald, when a reporter asked if it was true that she’s having a boy, Cate Blanchett replied:
“You know more than me. It’s early days yet. It’s due in April.”
Congratulations, therefore, to Blanchett and her husband, writer-director Andrew Upton. May you be as excited during these months as Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry appear to be.
What do Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carey and Britney Spears have in common?
If you said they possess giant boobs, a diva-like attitude and the delusion that people still care about their music, you’d be correct for the latter two singers.
But throw in the beautiful, pregnant Aguilera and here’s what trait all these celebrities share: a new fragrance on the market.
The Hollywood Gossip marketing staff is here to analyze the promotional posters for all three perfumes, starting with Xtina:
Channeling her inner Justin Timberlake, Mrs. Jordan Bratman brings her sexy back to this advertising campaign. The perfume’s tagline? Sometimes it’s all you need to wear.
We hope Megan Fox follows that advice.
Similar to Christina, a naked Mariah Carey pimps herself out in the above ad. Said the singer about this product: “The inspirations for M by Mariah Carey were multiple places I’ve been, moments in my life and childhood memories. It combines my favorite scents and means so much to me. I wanted my fragrance to be like a gift to my fans.”
And, hey, it only costs $175 for a half-ounce bottle!
Do you believe in a fragrance from Britney Spears? The mess of a mother hopes so, touting in her poster that “The greatest freedom is to believe in yourself.”
We agree. Still, though, we’re not sure why anyone would wanna smell like a train wreck. Carnage and smoke aren’t an alluring combination.
Christina Aguilera nude = Great marketing.
It’s a simple equation. And it’s one the pop star and her people are remaining true to as they roll out the campaign for her new brand of perfume. Take a look at an ad for it:
“I love trying new things in my music and in fashion,” Aguilera said. “To have a perfume of my own is the beginning of an exciting adventure.”
Same for for us when it comes to staring at you in the buff, Christina.
