Move over, Teresa Giudice. Take a seat, Kim Richards. Nice try, Ramona Singer.
There's a new obnoxious, wealthy, self-centered, terrible person taking over the reality television universe. And his name is Todd Chrisley.
We met this patriarch on the premiere of Chrisley Knows Best last night, USA's attempt to capitalize on viewers' confounding obsession with the mega rich.
Todd is a self-made millionaire who lives in a 30,000 square foot mansion.
He is very controlling in both his business life and his personal life, as evidenced by the most memorably heinous moments from the opener.