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Khloe Kardashian has found a way to keep her recent, ridiculous wedding in the news.

A few days after she walked down the aisle with Lamar Odom, Khloe paid a few people to insult her was faced with criticism about her Vera Wang gown-covered body. Said Janice Dickinson, someone even more desperate for attention than Kardashian:

Ricki Lake Weight Loss Photos

"There's no way she would become a fashion icon. Khloé looks like a heifer."

Added Spencer Pratt, hilariously: "Khloé still needs to work out more. I recommend she go to theheidimontagworkout.com so she can get fantastic curves like my wife's."

Browse through these Khloe Kardashian wedding photos and you tell us: is she overweight? Do you care one bit either way?

In response to these comments, Khloe told Life & Style that she's dropped from a size 10 to a size 6 and:

"Everyone criticizes me about my weight all the time. It's easy for me to be like some other girls in Hollywood - not eat and become anorexic - but thank goodness I am strong-willed and secure with myself... This is my body and I love it."

Kim Kardashian also supports her sister, saying last week:

"Khloé's in the best shape of her life, and millions of people would kill to look like her."

Damn right, Kim! Oh... wait. We thought you said millions of people would kill to never hear from your family again. Nevermind.

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Kevin Federline is famous only because he used to be married to Britney Spears and helped spawn her two sons. Now he is best known for being really freaking fat.

Fat doesn't really do it justice. We are talking obese here, people.

Fat Kirstie Alley Picture

Well, that may not last. Having stuffed himself silly for the past nine months, K-Fed is now going to get paid to go on VH1's Celebrity Fit Club and lose some weight.

Is this a great country or what?

A rep for the network confirms that K-(over)-Fed is joining the cast of the show's new season. Also appearing? Kevin Federline's ex and baby mama, Shar Jackson!

In addition to Britney Spears' kids Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline, Kevin also impregnated Shar twice, only to dump her for Spears. A classy move.

LARGE AND IN CHARGE: Did you really need to take the leftovers, K-Fed? We know you aren't planning on giving 'em to the dog. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Despite being lambasted in the press for putting on absolutely massive amounts of weight, Kevin seems happy these days with girlfriend Victoria Prince.

She's in slightly better shape than he.

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Kim Kardashian has a message for girls across the country:

You can never be happy with yourself until a magazine recognizes that you have a nice body.

Kim - the same large-breasted reality TV star that once took pride in her curves and encouraged girls to do the same - is pimping herself out for QuickTrim, an unhealthy dietary supplement.

Having done a complete 180 on her body type stance, Kardashian is now showing off her svelte figure every chance she gets. Her publicist even ensured her a spot on a nationally-recognized list.

“I’m so thrilled I made PEOPLE magazine’s Top 10 Best Dressed! I was voted best bikini style,” Kardashian wrote on her blog. “This actually means a lot because it means all the effort I made to look good in those bikinis paid off! This year I feel more confident and comfortable in my own skin than I ever have, which is why you’ve seen a lot more photos of me in swimwear this year, hahaha!”

Best Bikini Style? Wow. Kim must have had tough competition from Heidi Montag and... Heidi Montag.

Bikini Made

We truly do find it disgraceful that Kim is no longer a role model for bigger-boned women. Instead, she's just like every other famous female that thinks the key to happiness is weight loss.

Does Kardashian really look so much better in the bikini photos below than she did last year? We don't think so.

  • Nice Bod
  • In the Bahamas
  • Nice Body
  • Look at my Ass
Great Breasts

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A week after revealing her real hair in a push for ratings self-esteem among women, TV mogul Tyra Banks showed off her buff new arms on The Tyra Show.

The talk show host says she and seven friends challenged themselves to a three month "get fit, get healthy challenge" beginning this January.

Kirstie Alley Weight Loss Picture

"At first it started as a game ... and then it actually turned into a lifestyle for me," she says. "I didn't work out like crazy, [but] I would exercise."

Then she kicked it into another gear.

"I actually bought a treadmill and elliptical. I got rid of one of my couches and I watched Sex and The City episodes on the elliptical and treadmill."

Banks says her slimmer looks have earned her some attention, which is pretty much all she wants in this world, so you can call it a success.

Tyra Banks is ripped ... and pumped for her latest ratings initiative.

"I thought it was going to be private thing me and my friends were going to be doing, but then the media started taking notice and showing pictures of before and after and me losing weight and I felt kind of exposed," she said.

"I wasn't trying to proclaim to the world 'I got fit and I got healthy and I got in shape' because I felt kind of conflicted. Especially, after the 'kiss my fat ass thing.'"

"It's still fat by the way. I just feel better inside!"

Alright, then.

Tyra Banks says she had to train herself to work out. As a model, she says she "used to just rely on metabolism" but that changed as she aged.

Love her or hate her, she really does look good.

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This is disgraceful.

For years, Kim Kardashian took pride in her body, telling various celebrity gossip outlets that she was proud of her curves. She served as a great role model for women in this regard.

Kim Kardashian on Rodeo Drive

But then the folks at QuickTrim came calling and Kardashian chose the money over her fans. Kim and sister Khloe have been shilling for the product ever since, despite its unhealthy side effects and the unenviable message to young girls around the country that it sends.

In the latest issue of Life & Style, for instance, the siblings are totally photoshopped on grace the cover and pretend as though QuickTrim is the most magical weight loss system ever invented.

Says Khloé: It's always been hard to lose weight in general, and I'm still losing weight, but right now, I feel like I've lost all my fat and just want to tone up. It's really because of QuickTrim [a system of supplements customized for various fitness goals]. I've had weight battles my entire teenage and adult life, but this time when I tried losing it, the weight just fell off. It was easy.

Says Kim: I trained so hard for my fitness DVDs, Fit in Your Jeans by Friday, and I just needed an extra push. QuickTrim completely took it to this level.

Wow. It's almost like they're reading from a script.

A few notes:

  • QuickTrim is a cleansing system that forces one to essentially starve oneself, flushing one's body out in a manner that no doctor is his right mind would ever recommend;
  • Kim and Khloe are being paid a lot of money for this endorsement;
  • Get Thin Fast is grammatically incorrect, moronic editors at Life & Style. It should read: Get Thin Quickly... and Dangerously.

In the end, take Kim and Khloe's advice on pathetic ways to garner attention for yourself. Don't listen to a word they say about dieting.

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The First Lady of the United States, Michelle Obama, also became the unofficial First Lady of Fashion when husband Barack became president in January.

In a new interview with Women’s Health, she reveals not only why she takes her own health (not just universal health care) seriously, but also her style.

Minka Kelly Emmys Dress

“My father had multiple sclerosis, so I never took health for granted, because I saw a father that at the prime of his life was struck with an illness that completely changed everything in his life,” Michelle Obama told the publication.

She says she values both diet and exercise, even if she has a soft spot for fast food. As a child, she said, going to McDonald's with her family was a treat.

The First Lady maintains her figure by eating in moderation.

“We couldn’t afford to go out to dinner, so [it] was a rare treat," Michelle said. "We had theater class on Saturdays, and [afterward] if Dad turned left we were going to McDonald’s, and if he turned right we were going home."

"We’d always go, “Go left, Dad! Go left!”

He rarely did, and she says that was a good lesson.

“Those values - even though they were the result of economic circumstances - were really good, and created some healthy boundaries about food.”

Not that she doesn’t love the occasional diet-breaker.

“I do love a good burger and fries. French fries are my favorite food in the whole world. If I could, I’d eat them at every meal - but I can’t," she says.

"My whole thing is moderation. If I make good, healthy choices for me and for the family most of the time, having what I love once in a while won’t hurt.”

The Obamas eat dinner as a family almost every night, Michelle says, noting that they make time for that whenever they are able, even if things are busy.

As far as Michelle Obama's hairstyles and fashion choices, the First Lady says.

“For me fashion is fun, it’s supposed to help you feel good about yourself."

"That’s how women should focus: what makes them feel comfortable and beautiful. I wear what I love. Sometimes people like it, sometimes they don’t."

"I’m fine with that.”

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Given that it's Life & Style featuring her on the cover, we expected to read that Jennifer Aniston's "diet secrets" to involve some combination of the following:

  • Crying over Brad Pitt all day
  • Starving herself for weeks on end
  • Eating cartons of ice cream while feeling particularly pathetic and useless at the ancient age of 40, then throwing up to purge the system

Surprisingly, the celebrity gossip magazine says that Jen keeps her amazing figure simply by "incorporating fitness and food" into her life in moderation.

Mariah Carey Weight Loss Pic

What a concept. She may be lonely and sad, but she works out!

"Whenever she wants to look her best, Jennifer does this strict diet so she's able to lose five pounds in five days," an insider on the set of The Baster (a comedy Aniston recently filmed with Jason Bateman) tells the celeb gossip mag.

Jennifer Aniston has "the best body of her life." In other news, Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart want a kid, while Jon and Kate's want the hell off TV.

"She did it during her past few films and doesn't find it hard at all. I saw her eat pasta only once!" But the yoga devotee - who flew her instructor, Mandy Ingber, from LA to her NYC set - always eats enough to keep energy high.

"She routinely gets up at 5 in the morning to run before filming starts," says the insider, who was on set with Jennifer as she filmed The Bounty in New Jersey.

"We were filming from 6 a.m. until almost 11 at night, and she had a great energy level the whole time. She was upbeat and smiley and never flubbed a line!"

"And her body looks amazing!"

It sure does. You've got to see these Jennifer Aniston pictures. Brad Pitt, John Mayer, Bradley Cooper, etc., etc., etc., have no idea what they're missing.

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For Heidi Montag, her killer body didn't come easy. It required hitting the plastic surgeon's office gym with trainer Chad Waterbury regularly for months.

To get in shape for her airbrushed Playboy photos and her "live performance" at Sunday's Miss Universe competition, Heidi worked hard to look her best.

Fortunately, you can't gain singing talent like you can muscle tone.

Heidi's rendition of "Body Language" at the Miss Universe pageant was beyond bad, but the title of her crappy single is somewhat appropriate, given the time she spent getting into shape to pose for her weak set of PG-13 pics in Playboy.

"I definitely got in great shape for that, it's the perfect title considering everything!" she says. "In Playboy, you see the photos, but in Miss Universe, you see it live ... what my body looks like and what I've been working for."

Like a knockoff version of Britney Spears circa 2000, in other words.

WHAT DUMBBELL: Heidi Montag's workout (and airbrushing) works wonders.

Heidi and Spencer Pratt brag that their trainer "only trains professional athletes."

They should fit right in then, if being professional attention whores qualifies.

Her number one goal from the workout: to build a better behind. "I had just the flattest butt!" Heidi admits. "I wanted it to be pure muscle and be curvier. Playboy is very feminine, sexy, curvy and I really wanted to go for that look."

Follow the link if you actually want to read about Heidi's crappy workout. We can't imagine you do, but we just can't take this anymore right now.

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We were all set to make fun of Sherri Shepherd.

The View co-host is the latest in a long line of celebrities to flaunt her lost weight on a magazine cover, sending a message to some that you're a failure if you haven't dropped many pounds, while also not acknowledging that money plays a major factor in these success stories (personal trainers, chefs, etc.).

She also hates on Cookie Monster.

But Shepherd actually makes a couple salient points in the OK! article.

Sherri Shepherd in a Bathing Suit

She doesn't advocate starving oneself, or relying on a dangerous tool such as a cleanser. Instead, Sherri emphasizes the importance of working out and finding balance in one's life.

"Sometimes I just said 'I don't want tilapia anymore; I can't even deal with salad. I want M&M's and Ruffles, and I'm gonna do it.' But the difference was I was gonna get back up and go to the gym and keep my commitment. I never once felt like I deprived myself," she said."

Overall, Shepherd lost 41 pounds and dropped 10 dress sizes, all without surgery. Mighty impressive.

As she flaunted her new body on The View earlier this month, it was hard not to admire her commitment. If she would just punch Elisabeth Hasselbeck in the face, she'd be our hero.

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Three years later and 200 pounds fewer, The Biggest Loser: Couples stars Nicole Brewer and Damien Gurganious have officially gotten married.

The two tied the knot in front of 125 guests (including fellow contestants Carla Triplett, Jerry and Estella Hayes and Adam and Stacey Capers).

Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre and Michael Buble

The wedding took place at NYC's Renaissance of ­Astoria hall August 16.

Nicole Brewer, now a 145-pound stylist, says she felt "absolutely beautiful" in her figure-bearing Amsale tulle gown (paired with 11-plus carats in diamonds).

But she's even more stoked to don a bathing suit during their upcoming honeymoon on Cape Cod: "I want it to be a red two-piece," she says. "I can’t wait!"

The new season of The Biggest Loser starts September 15 on NBC.

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