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Based on a glance at either of the two celebrity gossip tabloids below, one would think Jennifer Aniston is pregnant and/or engaged.

Then one remembers the following:

  1. These same celebrity news rags published multiple made-up stories about Britney Spears, some of them so concocted that they featured (failed) efforts to pass off photos from 2003 and 2004, respectively.
  2. The covers below don't actually say anything concrete.
  3. John Mayer may be great in the sack, but he's not marriage material. "Waiting on the World to Change?" Come on.

See this groundbreaking Jennifer Aniston "news" for yourself ...

Pregnant Jennifer Aniston?

For whatever reason, Star wants us to believe that Jennifer Aniston cares about the Brangelina twins to the point of obsession. And our guess is that "Jen & John's backyard ceremony" was actually a barbecue. Same thing, right, OK!?

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Take this rumor with a grain of salt the size of Lindsay Lohan's boobs.

The News of the World is reporting that the Firecrotch Queen and girlfriend Samantha Ronson will be getting married near the end of the year.

Blonde Lohan

The unreliable celebrity gossip tabloid says Lindsay has been shopping for a white mini-dress for the occasion.

Ronson, meanwhole, is supposedly joking around about sporting a black groom-style suit complete with a top hat.

Might Lindsay become Mrs. Samantha Ronson? Or Sam become Mrs. Lindsay Lohan?

"[Dina Lohan] is still working on the date of the party but it's looking like towards the end of the year," a source said. "

They've been keeping the relationship quiet for months... but they've decided it isn't a fling, it's for life - so they want to make their romance public."

Would you support a Ronson and Lohan union?

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Actress Heather Matarazzo — known for her role as Lilly Moscovitz opposite Anne Hathaway in The Princess Diaries — is tying the knot. With a girl!

Matarazzo's rep tells E! News that the 25-year-old actress has proposed to her girlfriend, Carolyn Murphy.

"It was really cute. First Heather proposed to Carolyn, and then Carolyn proposed to her," the rep says, adding that "it was love at first sight" when the two met a little more than a year ago and began dating.

Heather Matarazzo, Caroline Murphy

Heather Matarazzo and Carolyn Murphy aren't the only stars heading down the aisle since California struck down a law banning gay marriage.

Ellen DeGeneres said she and Portia de Rossi will wed soon. Star Trek's George Takei is also planning a September wedding with his partner.

Will Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson be next?

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She has a handsome fiancé in Casey Aldridge, a cute baby in Maddie Briann and a new house. Now Jamie Lynn Spears has started wedding planning!

Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge will walk down the aisle - and sell the pics to OK! Magazine for at least $1 million - before the end of the year!

Despite worldwide notoriety, the young couple won't be swapping their vows at some celeb-filled resort, but will be sticking close to home.

Jamie Lynn's new house is in Liberty, Miss., just 30 minutes from her mom Lynne Spears' house, lamely named "Serenity," in Kentwood, La.

Maddie Briann Aldridge, Jamie Lynn Spears

Jamie Lynn Spears: Baby? Check. Wedding? Workin' on it.

Casey Aldridge and Jamie Lynn Spears live on three acres, which is more than enough space to put up a tent for a private, late fall ceremony.

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Actress Maria Bello and boyfriend Bryn Mooser are engaged. Woo!

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor star announced her engagement in her hometown newspaper, The Norristown (Pa.) Times Herald, which said the pair "fell in love over a sheer passion of politics, Africa and cryptozoology."

Tamera Mowry, Adam Housley

Maria Bello told the New York Post's Page Six Magazine that she was always anti-marriage until she met Bryn Mooser.

"I didn't understand monogamy. I couldn't figure out how that could last. Then I met Bryn and started to understand the constancy, history, change, and going on the roller coaster with someone – having a partner in life."

Maria Bello and Bryn Mooser, who the magazine described as a musician, artist and part-time waiter, have not set a date yet.

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San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom and Jennifer Siebel got married last night.

The politician and the actress/producer tied the knot in Stevensville, Montana. The ceremony was officiated by a friend of the couple, Carol Simone, according to the mayor's office.

Just Married: Gavin Newsom and Jennifer Siebel!

Siebel has a recurring role on the NBC series Life. Gossip reporters say she wore a Vera Wang gown and jewelry by S.H. Silver Company. Congrats to the happy couple!

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The news that Amy Adams was engaged to Darren Legallo wasn't met with much excitement this morning.

But celebrity gossip followers are abuzz with this wedding news: Diddy is set to marry Cassie Ventura!

Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre and Michael Buble

"He told everyone to keep it extremely quiet because he didn't want it to get out, but you could tell he was excited," a source told Star. "Diddy said they hadn't set a date yet, but he wanted his family to hear the news first."

Cassie Ventura and Diddy are engaged. Congrats to the couple!

The hip-hop mogul met the 21-year old Cassie when he signed her up to his label, Bad Boy Records, in 2006.

About a year ago, Diddy ended his 10-year relationship with Kim Porter, the mother of his twins.

** Update: Diddy's rep is denying this rumor: "Contrary to tabloid reports, there is no engagement. This was a complete fabrication," he said.

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Mena Suvari is set to marry to music producer/promoter Simone Sestito. He proposed to the American Beauty actress proposed during their recent vacation to Jamaica.

The 29-year-old actress met Sestito last year at the Toronto International Film Festival.

Tamera Mowry, Adam Housley

"They're taking their time planning the wedding," said a source close to the actress. "They are in no rush."

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After five years of dating, entertainment news reporter Pat O'Brien is set to marry Betsy Stevens.

"It's probably going to be next fall," O'Brien told People Magazine at Alex Rodriguez's All-Star party at New York City's 40/40 Monday. "We're in love and in no big hurry. We don't know if it will take place – in Jamaica, New York, or Nantucket."

The Insider host has completed two stints in rehab over the years. But he obviously hopes this will be his only marriage..

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American Pie star Jason Biggs and Jenny Mollen exchanged vows for a second time at the Honig Winery in Napa Valley, Calif., on Sunday.

"Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns n' Roses played as they entered. The cake - not a pie, sadly - was actually a tiered Rice Krispies treat.

Tamera Mowry, Adam Housley

The couple kicked off their wedding weekend Saturday night with a rehearsal dinner and wine tour in California's famed Napa Valley.

Jenny Mollen and Jason Biggs got hitched at City Hall in Los Angeles, with no friends or family present, on April 23. They got engaged in January.

The two began dating shortly before shooting their upcoming comedy, My Best Friend's Girl. In other news, Jason Biggs is apparently still working.