"The minute we said our vows, I couldn't stop crying." - Heidi Montag
The Hills' Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, her boyfriend-manager-fiance of several years, have "just" eloped in Mexico, according to Us Weekly.
The gruesome twosome didn't actually "just" elope, as was initially reported by Perez Hilton - the entity known as Speidi got married on Thursday, November 20 but were able to (or decided to) keep the nuptials secret until earlier today.
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag wed at the One & Only Palmilla Resort, just outside Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. The ceremony was held on the beach.
According to reports, the 15-minute ceremony wasn't even planned.
Dumb and dumber were on vacation in Cabo and decided to wed on a whim. There were no family members present, nor did they know in advance.
Will Speidi's marriage last? We hope so ... for the entertainment value alone.
As you can see, Us Weekly features the newlywed tools on its new cover. Follow the jump for some more of Heidi's reactions, and the vows of Spencer Pratt ...