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In the best fake wedding news in recent weeks, Madonna and her Brazilian lover Jesus Luz are reportedly planning a Kabbalah commitment ceremony as the young model is helping the singer get over her failed adoption bid.

The Material Girl, 50, has reportedly been dating Luz, 22, since earlier this year after meeting him on the set of a steamy W magazine photo shoot.

Prior to Madonna flying out to Malawi last month in a bid to adopt a three-year-old child, Mercy James, reports claimed that the couple had split.

But since the singer's adoption bid failed, she has turned her attention back to her lover, who took over for Alex Rodriguez in that coveted role.

Madonna and Jesus reportedly got back together in April after unofficially splitting during her efforts to adopt Mercy. Now, supposedly, it's so on.

Madonna likes what she sees. Can you blame her?

Luz has already converted to Kabbalah from Catholicism, and according to Britain's Sunday Mirror, the pair will soon take part in a special service.

A source tells the UK celebrity gossip tabloid, “They are totally besotted with each other and he’s really helped Madonna through this tough time."

"It wasn’t that the relationship went off the boil, it was more a matter of Madonna wanting to concentrate on her adoption bid of Mercy and they wanted to keep a low profile while that became the main focus," the source added.

Do you believe this for a second? Not sure we do. But we do believe in posting some hot Jesus Luz photos for you below. Click to enlarge ...

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White Stripes drummer Meg White is gearing up to get married! The musician is engaged to fellow rocker Jackson Smith, the Detroit Free Press reports.

The couple will wed on May 22 in Nashville, sources say.

According to the Free Press, the White Stripes rocker and her guitarist beau live together in White's Detroit home and became engaged earlier this year.

Smith is the son of punk singer Patti Smith and MC5 guitarist Fred Smith.

This will be the second marriage for Meg White, 34, who wed her fellow White Stripes band member (the only other one) Jack White, 33, back in 1996.

The two, who often claim to be siblings, were divorced in 2000.

They reportedly remain on friendly terms, though, which is good.

Congrats to Meg White and Jackson Smith on becoming our second engaged rocker couple of the week, following Trent Reznor and Mariqueen Maandig!

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Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails fame and his girlfriend, musician Mariqueen Maandig of the band West Indian Girl, are officially engaged, the couple confirms.

They announced the happy news this weekend on her band's website.

"In case [you] haven't heard, Mariqueen got engaged," the post reads.

"Everyone in the West Indian Girl camp is excited and happy for her. Q's an awesome person, friend and bandmate, and she couldn't be marrying a cooler guy."

Congrats to Trent Reznor and his fiancee Mariqueen Maandig!

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One of our favorite, most underrated celebrity couples got married over the weekend.

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard tied the proverbial knot at a small chapel near Rome, Italy on Saturday.

"We are happy to confirm that Maggie and Peter were married on Saturday, May 2," the actress' rep told Us Weekly.

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard

The pair has been dating for seven years. They announced their engagement in April 2006 and are the parents to two-year old daughter Ramona.

The wedding was a small affair, as approximately 40 guests attended the event. Included among them, as you might expect, were Maggie's brother, Jake Gyllenhaal, and his famous girlfriend, Reese Witherspoon.

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Andy Roddick may be used to the glitz and glam of Hollywood – but having Sir Elton John sing at his recent wedding to Brooklyn Decker was "very, very surreal."

The tennis star writes on his official site:

"It was great to have so many of our family and friends make the trip and share the occasion," writes Andy, who wed Decker in his backyard in Austin, Texas.

"We had to set up a tent 'cause the weather was not agreeing with us, but it ended up working out, so it's all good."

Among the wedding guests were tennis stars Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi – and, of course, Elton John, whose gift was to sing at the couple's reception.

Having the music legend on hand "was beyond awesome," Roddick writes. "For him to make time for us, needless to say it was beyond amazing."

But still, for Roddick and his Sports Illustrated swimsuit model bride, being surrounded by so many loved ones was the best part of the day.

"It was one of the only times in our entire lives that we will have family, our best friends from home, and our professional worlds in the same place at the same time and it definitely all went too fast," he wrote.

Fortunately, our gallery of Brooklyn Decker pictures will always be in the same place. And you browse as slowly as you like. Click to enlarge:

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The Hills returns with an all-new episode tonight, and while we won't get to see Spencer and Heidi's wedding until the season finale, the plastic pair's nuptials remain the hot topic of the reality TV and celebrity gossip worlds.

On Saturday in Pasadena, Calif., the duo known as Speidi finally tied the knot. Spencer's sister and Heidi's bridesmaid, Stephanie Pratt, dishes on the big day:

Contemplative

"It was amazing," the She-Pratt said. "Heidi looked amazing. She was wearing a million dollars worth of diamonds over a strapless Monique Lhullier dress."

Stephanie, who wore a yellow gown from BCBG, admits that while Heidi did a good job staying composed during the ceremony, it was very hard for Stephanie to.

"I was up there, and her back was towards me, so I don't know if she was crying," Stephanie said of The Hills bride. "But she was getting mad at me, saying that we shouldn't start crying so that she wouldn't start crying."

Heidi's older sister, Holly Montag, was also a bridesmaid, and Stephanie said that "Holly really kept it together. Everything worked out great."

Much like Heidi, Spencer Pratt, whose groomsmen were pals Brian and Sean, also kept his cool during the ceremony: "He was really good. He was really happy."

The ceremony, which Stephanie guesses had about 200 guests, was a lot bigger than expected and included the Pratt parents: "My parents were there," she said. "They were very emotional, like most parents would be."

Unlike the couple's previous attempts at fake weddings in Mexico and at a Beverly Hills courthouse, this time around the duo had a ceremony in a church.

Just like Heidi always wanted.

"This is with the family," Stephanie said. "There was a legal priest, and the ceremony had prayers. It was completely different."

Follow the link for a photo gallery of the wedding!

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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag made their long, strange courtship official this weekend, getting hitched at Westminster Presbyterian Church in Pasadena.

The Heidi Montag-Spencer Pratt wedding took place in front of family and friends, including co-stars Audrina Patridge, Brody Jenner and Justin-Bobby.

Heidi 2.0

A reception followed at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel. Never ones to keep their lives private, the event will be featured on the season finale of The Hills.

We can only hope the MTV crews kept the tape rolling in the honeymoon suite. A Spencer-Heidi wedding night sex tape would be simply perfect.

In any event, click to enlarge some pictures - of the smiling, happy couple inside and outside the California church, and of Heidi tossing the bouquet (caught by none other than Kristin Cavallari!) - from the epic wedding day below:

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The Spencer Pratt-Heidi Montag wedding may have gotten all the attention, but over in Europe, Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault - who quietly married at City Hall in Paris on Valentine's Day - also walked down the aisle again Saturday.

The two wed on the second floor at the Teatro La Fenice, an opera house in Venice, Italy, where guests arrived by boat, with Venitian masks covering their faces.

Among the celeb attendees: Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem, Ashley Judd, Antonio Banderas and wife Melanie Griffith, Woody Harrelson and Edward Norton.

Lilies, orchids and other blooms were delivered earlier in the day, so the wedding of Francois-Henri Pinault and Salma Hayek had a strong floral scent.

A five-course reception banquet took place after the ceremony.

The newlyweds with their adorable baby daughter, Valentina.

The weekend celebration began with a rehearsal dinner at historic Punta Della Dogana. Guests at the masked ball included former French president Jacques Chirac and wife Bernadette and Charlize Theron and her beau, Stuart Townsend.

Asked about her feelings for her Francois-Henri Pinault, Salma Hayek, 42, told April's In Style, "He's the best." Truly moving praise if it ever existed.

Follow the jump for a photo of Salma in her wedding dress ...

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After three years of courtship, publicity stunts and whoring themselves to any celeb gossip magazine willing to pay, Heidi Montag is officially Mrs. Spencer Pratt.

The Hills' infamous couple got married - for real this time - in a sunset ceremony at the Westminster Presbyterian Church in Pasadena, Calif., on Saturday.

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, 22 and 25 respectively, exchanged their cue cards vows before 200 guests, including Hills co-stars Audrina Patridge, Justin-Bobby, Lo Bosworth and Brody Jenner, Kristin Cavallari, and Frankie Delgado.

Heidi's estranged former BFF, Lauren Conrad, had a change of heart and attended the festivities, but made a quick exit from the church following the ceremony.

The wedding party comprised Heidi's sister Holly Montag and Spencer's sis, Stephanie Pratt, both of whom were dressed in matching floor-length, yellow, silk chiffon gowns, while the groom was joined by two nonceleb friends.

Despite "security concerns," everything seems to have gone well:

The plastic bride wore over $1 million in jewels from designer Neil Lane, including a pear-shaped diamond floral necklace with multiple diamond chains layered over it, diamond earrings and diamond hairpins.

The groom borrowed a pair of diamond cufflinks from the jeweler for the big day and even shaved for the occasion. They arrived in a white Rolls Royce Phantom.

Before the ceremony, which was of course captured by MTV cameras, a plane flew overhead and wrote "Spencer loves Heidi" in the sky (see photo after the jump).

Pratt pointed out the planes which were now going to write "Heidi's No. 1 Hit on iTunes." Hey, nothing wrong with a shameless plug, even on your wedding day.

Spencer Pratt looked dapper in a black suit, smiling and signing autographs for fans outside the church as Montag posted updates on Twitter throughout the day.

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As we know, The Hills' gruesome twosome, a.k.a. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, is officially getting married tomorrow in Pasadena, California.

We also know, considering who we're talking about, that a major publicity stunt (even by their standards) will go hand-in-hand with the nuptials.

Get this - reports say the pair is "deeply concerned" about safety - so they're trying to keep paparazzi at bay. Seriously? Speidi not wanting attention?

Well, a flyer sent around the Pasadena neighborhood where they will be tying the knot asks residents to sign a petition allowing Spencer, Heidi and crew to shut down some local streets and sidewalks for "an untitled reality TV project."

Also known as the wedding.

Moreover, the plastic pair wants No Parking signs on a strategic street "to discourage paparazzi from parking and hiding out in their cars" for safety reasons.

This from the two biggest attention whores in all of Hollywood, a tandem that welcomes celebrity gossip publicity and makes a nice living off that alone?

Hmm. Could it be they want to restrict celeb news photographers' access because it's more lucrative for them to sell exclusive pics to just one publication?

As in, what they did with their fake Mexican wedding, which Us Weekly nabbed the exclusive shots to (despite that it was allegedly a spontaneous thing).

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag also say in their appeal to the neighbors that they will be filming "interior and exterior dialogue" at the Pasadena church.

We're guessing those are the wedding vows on the cue cards. Check out these Hills spoilers for more on the big wedding - who's going, who's not, etc.

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