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At long, long last, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have decided to tie the knot, at least according to the venerable celebrity gossip scribes at OK! Weekly.

Sure, there's not a snowball's chance in hell this is happening, but why let mere fact thwart a good story paired with a romantic-looking stock photo?

Certainly no reason we can think of here at The Hollywood Gossip.

The reason for Brangelina's (fake) change of heart? SIX reasons!

Because it would "mean the world" to Maddox, Zahara, Pax, Vivienne, Knox and Shiloh and the new baby she's perpetually pregnant with, that's why!

WEDDING FOR THE KIDS: The Jolie-Pitt brood and Brad Pitt's mom allegedly tag-teamed the wedding-averse celebrities into making it official ... riiiiight.

The children, a source hilariously says, have been wanting a wedding since they’ve been old enough to understand their parents are not officially married.

We're sure this plunges Knox into a state of emotional despair every night. She supposedly loves when babies cry ... maybe they figure this will help?

“First it was Maddox, who has begged his parents to tie the knot for years,” the insider says. “Lately, Shiloh and Zahara have been chiming in, too."

Not only that, but "Pax thinks it would be the coolest to be a ring bearer.”

It totally would. We just hope Suri Cruise, Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline are invited to fill out the bridal party. Best. Fake. Wedding. Ever.

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Nik Richie is the dude behind the popular gossip site TheDirty.com. He's also the dude behind Shayne Lamas as we speak - they eloped last night!

She's known him less than a week, but that's cool. Shayne got engaged to Matt Grant on The Bachelor, having known him about that long as well.

Sources close to Shayne Lamas have confirmed that the two made it official at the ever-romantic altar inside Little White Wedding Chapel in Vegas.

No word if they've had it annulled yet, but congrats, you kids!

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Shayne Lamas is now Mrs. Nik Richie!

Little is known about Nik, although it says a lot about a man when an Internet search turns up a mug shot as the first result. Call your lawyer, Shayne?

Who are we kidding, this is likely just a giant stunt for her reality show, Keeping Up with the ... whatever, we forget the name. It just reeks of a hoax.

Either way, the "marriage" has probably been consummated - and we don't say that strictly because we're talking about the oft-nude Shayne Lamas.

According to witnesses, the pair splurged on the "Michael Jordan Package" - a $519 value that includes 36 photos and a DVD copy of the wedding.

You know drop that kind of coin unless you're going all the way. Well, unless you're Britney Spears and then you dump Jason Alexander 55 hours later.

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What better way to celebrate your two-year dating anniversary, which happened to be Valentine's Day, than getting engaged? Are we right here?

Christina Applegate said last year that her goal was to find "happiness and joy" – and she's done just that with her new finacé Martyn LeNoble.

Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre and Michael Buble

"Christina Applegate and musician Martyn Lenoble are engaged," her rep confirmed to People Friday. The couple got engaged on February 14.

Applegate has sure been through a rough couple of years.

The Samantha Who? star was diagnosed with breast cancer in 2008 and later underwent a double mastectomy, then reconstructive surgery.

We're thrilled that she's feeling better - and engaged!

This will be the second marriage for both Applegate and LeNoble. No date has been set for the wedding, but we're sure it will be magical. Congratulations to both!

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Charlotte Church is engaged to rugby player Gavin Henson.

The British singer was proposed to the day after they celebrated her 24th birthday in February, according to Britain's Daily Mail. 'Twas a secret proposal, indeed!

The UK's Daily Mail reports that Henson flew her by helicopter from their home in the Vale of Glamorgan in Wales to the Nare Hotel in Truro, Cornwall, for lunch.

He then got down on one knee and surprised her ... with a two-carat heart-shaped diamond ring! No word on what they ate for lunch, but it was probably great.

Charlotte Church and Gavin Henson are getting married!

The soon-to-be newlyweds have two children together, Ruby, 2, and 15-month-old, Dexter. They have been together since 2005. Congratulations to both!

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Looks like Jason Winters is set to become Mr. Elizabeth Taylor. They're engaged!

If they go through with it, he will be her ninth husband. Think about that, she's entering Tiger Woods territory, only she was married to them all for a spell!

The 78-year-old Oscar winner recently became engaged to Winters, 49, the co-founder of Sterling Winters Management. His clients include Janet Jackson.

Taylor and Winters have not personally confirmed this, but here's the report.

Elizabeth Taylor robs the cradle for husband #9!

Says an insider: "It's no secret they've been together and are in love, so it wouldn't be a surprise if they were engaged. Right now they are keeping it between them."

In 2007, British papers reported that Taylor and Winters took a romantic vacation at a Hawaiian resort. Taylor spent "the evening caressing the face of [Winters]."

At the time, the paper quoted a source as saying of the legend: "She didn't think she'd fall in love again, but since Jason came into her life that has all changed."

The screen legend has also gushed about Winters to celebrity gossip columnist Liz Smith, describing him as "one of the most wonderful men I've ever known."

Wonderful enough to be a ninth husband anyway. Congratulations!

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Michael Lohan and Kate Major, the former Star magazine reporter who made headlines last summer for quitting her job to date Jon Gosselin, are engaged!

No date has been set, but Kate 2.0 said, "I've already talked to some bridesmaids, and it will probably be in New York ... probably at the end of this year."

Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre and Michael Buble

She brought Mike to meet her dad in Florida last weekend to get his approval.

Somehow he got it?!

"I'm very traditional," Kate Major says. "Michael went down with me for Easter, to meet my father to ask his permission, and my father gave his blessing."

Lindsay, meet your new stepmom. She's just four years old than you!

Already wearing an engagement ring, says of her man, "I'm ecstatic. I'm very happy. Michael and I have known each other for four years, and it's meant to be."

Michael Lohan echoed his future bride's sentiments: "I'm ecstatic. I have never met anyone who's been there for me like Kate. She's always been there for me."

"The one thing about Kate is that she doesn't come with baggage."

Well, sans the Jon Gosselin thing, but compared to that guy, Michael Lohan may actually look like a prize catch. He's only a terrible dad to four kids, not eight!

But seriously, we're happy for the couple and wish them the best. We still expect another unwarranted, pissed-off rant from Mike, but we wish them the best.

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Diablo Cody must be updating her Facebook status like a madman.

The Oscar-winning Juno screenwriter has just confirmed through her rep that she's not only married to Dan Maurio, but pregnant with their first child!

"I'm not 'secretly married,'" Cody Tweeted in response to rumors.

"I married Dan last summer. Took wedding photos in Times Square, which is pretty much the opposite of secretive." So she just didn't announce it.

But first, she happily shared her baby news, also via Twitter.

Diablo Cody is pregnant and a married woman.

"Thanks for the congrats on my fetus," she wrote. "No secrets here; just thought it would be fun to see how big I could get before someone noticed."

Dan Maurio, who works with Chelsea Handler on Chelsea Lately, doesn't seem to mind that he's all of a sudden been outed as Cody's main man.

"She's a great lady to make a fetus with," he said.

Congrats on that fetus and that wedding, guys!

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We knew Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were missing each other and "counting down the days" until filming began on Breaking Dawn. But it appears they missed each other even more than we imagined ... in our wildest dreams.

The two reportedly eloped to the Caribbean island of Martinique.

Tamera Mowry, Adam Housley

No photos from the impromptu wedding were leaked because "the couple insisted on total privacy," says a local source, saying they even used assumed names.

"Not even their family members were there."

The five-minute nuptials reportedly took place at sunset Saturday at a private resort. If only they had chosen an island off the coast of Brazil, like Edward and Bella.

Oh well, nobody's perfect ... well, except for the future spawn of Robsten.

Robsten married in secret last weekend.

Incredible as it is that Robsten apparently made it official, there's an entirely different and troubling component to this story, too. For various reasons, their marriage has potentially put the future of Breaking Dawn in doubt.

Chris Weitz, who directed both stars in New Moon, is reportedly incensed at the distraction and media circus they have caused, which is likely to intensify now.

Moreover, a Summit Entertainment rep had no comment on the situation, but an insider tells Life & Style that its higher-ups are "not pleased" with their stars.

Their lack of communication over the elopement has execs worried about their availability for the new film, which is supposed to begin filming later this year.

Finally, the newlyweds, Kristen Stewart in particular, are said to be "exploring options" to void their contracts for the fourth installment of the Twilight saga.

But despite those concerns, the studio really be forced to pull the plug?

Continue Reading...

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Lost spoiler alert: Actress Yunjin got married in Hawaii yesterday to her boyfriend and manager, Jeong Hyeok Park. The two have known each other since 2002.

"Yes, it's true. She did get married this weekend," her rep said.

The timing is interesting, given what's happening with Lost right now: "She always said she wanted to get married when Lost ended," a source close to Lost said, adding that Yunjin was shooting some of her final scenes ever for the series.

Make of that what you will, oh readers of Lost spoilers.

Yunjin Kim is a married woman! Congratulations!

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Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy are now husband and wife ... and expectant parents in a matter of weeks. The pregnant reality star married Sunday in NYC.

After a rocky dating history that aired publicly on Bravo's The Real Housewives of New York City, Bethenny and Jason made it official at the Four Seasons Hotel.

As for her attire? A glowing, nearly eight months pregnant Bethenny Frankel donned a white suit with "Bride" inscribed on her back, as she posed for cameras.

Then a wedding dress later, presumably.

Congratulations to the newlyweds!

Co-star Jill Zarin wasn't likely to attend the event because of their epic feud, although cast members Alex McCord and Ramona Singer were expected be there.

The natural foods chef, former Apprentice hopeful and New York Times best-selling author has been on The Real Housewives of New York City for three years.

It was confirmed she became engaged to Jason Hoppy in October after months of rumors ... she also apparently became pregnant right around then it seems.

All the drama and excitement of Bethenny's big day was captured by Bravo cameras, of course, for the network's future spin-off, Bethenny's Getting Married.

That riveting, can't miss program debuts sometime this summer.

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