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Diablo Cody must be updating her Facebook status like a madman.

The Oscar-winning Juno screenwriter has just confirmed through her rep that she's not only married to Dan Maurio, but pregnant with their first child!

"I'm not 'secretly married,'" Cody Tweeted in response to rumors.

"I married Dan last summer. Took wedding photos in Times Square, which is pretty much the opposite of secretive." So she just didn't announce it.

But first, she happily shared her baby news, also via Twitter.

Diablo Cody is pregnant and a married woman.

"Thanks for the congrats on my fetus," she wrote. "No secrets here; just thought it would be fun to see how big I could get before someone noticed."

Dan Maurio, who works with Chelsea Handler on Chelsea Lately, doesn't seem to mind that he's all of a sudden been outed as Cody's main man.

"She's a great lady to make a fetus with," he said.

Congrats on that fetus and that wedding, guys!

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We knew Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were missing each other and "counting down the days" until filming began on Breaking Dawn. But it appears they missed each other even more than we imagined ... in our wildest dreams.

The two reportedly eloped to the Caribbean island of Martinique.

Tamera Mowry, Adam Housley

No photos from the impromptu wedding were leaked because "the couple insisted on total privacy," says a local source, saying they even used assumed names.

"Not even their family members were there."

The five-minute nuptials reportedly took place at sunset Saturday at a private resort. If only they had chosen an island off the coast of Brazil, like Edward and Bella.

Oh well, nobody's perfect ... well, except for the future spawn of Robsten.

Robsten married in secret last weekend.

Incredible as it is that Robsten apparently made it official, there's an entirely different and troubling component to this story, too. For various reasons, their marriage has potentially put the future of Breaking Dawn in doubt.

Chris Weitz, who directed both stars in New Moon, is reportedly incensed at the distraction and media circus they have caused, which is likely to intensify now.

Moreover, a Summit Entertainment rep had no comment on the situation, but an insider tells Life & Style that its higher-ups are "not pleased" with their stars.

Their lack of communication over the elopement has execs worried about their availability for the new film, which is supposed to begin filming later this year.

Finally, the newlyweds, Kristen Stewart in particular, are said to be "exploring options" to void their contracts for the fourth installment of the Twilight saga.

But despite those concerns, the studio really be forced to pull the plug?

Continue Reading...

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Lost spoiler alert: Actress Yunjin got married in Hawaii yesterday to her boyfriend and manager, Jeong Hyeok Park. The two have known each other since 2002.

"Yes, it's true. She did get married this weekend," her rep said.

The timing is interesting, given what's happening with Lost right now: "She always said she wanted to get married when Lost ended," a source close to Lost said, adding that Yunjin was shooting some of her final scenes ever for the series.

Make of that what you will, oh readers of Lost spoilers.

Yunjin Kim is a married woman! Congratulations!

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Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy are now husband and wife ... and expectant parents in a matter of weeks. The pregnant reality star married Sunday in NYC.

After a rocky dating history that aired publicly on Bravo's The Real Housewives of New York City, Bethenny and Jason made it official at the Four Seasons Hotel.

As for her attire? A glowing, nearly eight months pregnant Bethenny Frankel donned a white suit with "Bride" inscribed on her back, as she posed for cameras.

Then a wedding dress later, presumably.

Congratulations to the newlyweds!

Co-star Jill Zarin wasn't likely to attend the event because of their epic feud, although cast members Alex McCord and Ramona Singer were expected be there.

The natural foods chef, former Apprentice hopeful and New York Times best-selling author has been on The Real Housewives of New York City for three years.

It was confirmed she became engaged to Jason Hoppy in October after months of rumors ... she also apparently became pregnant right around then it seems.

All the drama and excitement of Bethenny's big day was captured by Bravo cameras, of course, for the network's future spin-off, Bethenny's Getting Married.

That riveting, can't miss program debuts sometime this summer.

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Forming what will be one of the funnier marriages ever, Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher finally wed, according to the Australian magazine Women's Day.

The notoriously private couple invited just a few close relatives to witness them become husband and wife in a traditional Jewish ceremony last Monday.

“We did it – we’re married!” bubbled an ecstatic Isla in an email to friends around the world the following day. “It was the absolute best day of my life."

The Australian actress and the British comedian have been engaged in 2004, but despite having a daughter, Olive, in 2007, put off marriage a long time.

This led to speculation they were reluctant to make their relationship official, but friends say they were simply waiting for the right time to get hitched.

Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher Picture

BRIDE OF BORAT: Isla Fisher is now Mrs. Sacha Baron Cohen!

“They were never bothered by the constant public pressure to marry and all along were just considering the venue – Australia or the US,” a friend says.

As for the nuptials' venue, “Paris was the late starter but was the best option at short notice for their families, and it won them over with romance.”

In spite of Sacha’s outrageous alter egos Ali G, Bruno and Borat, the Cohen is said to be very shy in real life, thus the pair opted for a private celebration.

Friends claim the newlyweds’ differences are what makes them a successful couple. To use one of the simplest, yet most profound Borat quotes: NICE!

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David Schwimmer and Zoe Buckman are getting married. One could say that they're more than ... wait ... wait ... wait for it just one more second ... Friends.

Clank!

But seriously folks. Zoe Buckman and David Schwimmer are engaged, his rep confirmed to Entertainment Weekly Sunday, and the couple couldn't be happier.

The actor, best known as Ross Gellar on Friends, reportedly met Buckman, a photographer, while in London directing the 2007 flick Run Fatboy Run.

This will be the first marriage for both. Congrats, guys!

David Schwimmer and Zoe Buckman

David Schwimmer will wed Zoe Buckman soon. Awesome!

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Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney became the first couple from The Bachelor to walk down the aisle February 27. ABC aired a two-hour special about it last night.

In keeping with our tradition, THG endured the two-freaking-hour extravaganza to recap every bit of the action in our exclusive, highly scientific plus/minus index:

Updates on past stars: Trista and Ryan are going strong; Ed Swiderski and Jillian Harris are doing well; A bunch of peeps we don't remember are there too. Plus 5.

DeAnna Pappas, who Jason once proposed to, is dating Stephen Stagliano, ... the twin of Michael Stagliano from Jillian's season. This is just incestuous. Minus 3.

The stirring Chris Harrison commentary begins with the venerable host-pimp calling this "one of the most anticipated weddings of all time." Of all time! Plus 11.

The Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney nuptials took place in the driving rain. Minus 4 for missed Alanis Morissette "Ironic" musical tie-in ... okay, maybe Plus 4.

Not even a monsoon could dampen the spirits of Jason and Molly.

In all seriousness, the event was quite romantic. Jason Castro's "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" was a nice touch, and the setting made for great wedding photos. Plus 10.

Molly's dress gets an additional Plus 7 too. Look how beautiful she is.

By the end of the ceremony, they are totally soaked, but Jason and Molly don't seem to care one bit. Those Bachelor hot tub scenes prepared them so well. Plus 4.

Minus 9 for Chris' "Jason and Molly weathered the storm" eye-roller. Do they sit around thinking these up, or is the master of ceremonies that good on the fly?

Gavin DeGraw performs "Follow Through." Fitting. Wonder if Jason and Molly had heard of Gavin DeGraw prior to ABC setting this up? Either way, Plus 3. Good song!

It was a fairy tale moment ... engineered by Mike Fleiss.

The Bachelor is not about love. It is all about ratings. That being said, genuine feelings definitely came out of Jason and Molly's season, and the wedding special did a nice job of showcasing them as a couple in addition to the obligatory filler. Plus 11.

The franchise is still 2-for-19 though. 2-for-19! Minus 10.

Jason and Molly now embark on a South African safari honeymoon, which sounds like an absolute blast, provided Chris is cool crashing on the couch. Plus 7.

Odds of Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi taking part in a similar wedding special next season ... or any season? Somewhere around 500:1. Minus 12, Jake.

TOTAL: +24. Congratulations to a happy couple we wish all the best to!

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Not even a torrential rainstorm could ruin the joy of Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney as they became the first couple from The Bachelor to wed last weekend.

Trista and Ryan Sutter, who got married after meeting on The Bachelorette, were among the many guests from the ABC franchise on hand for the nuptials.

Dark rain clouds and thunder converged on the Terranea Resort in Rancho Palos Verdes just moments before the beautiful bride was to walk down the aisle.

But when Molly Malaney arrived in her custom-made Monique Lhuillier gown to meet Jason Mesnick, her bright smile couldn't be dampened by any rain.

Bachelor Wedding

“It was the most incredible day,” she says, having married the perfect man of her dreams at long last “Our wedding was a moment of complete happiness.”

Will Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi be the next couple from The Bachelor to walk down the aisle? Many people don't think so, but don't count them out.

In any event, we couldn't be happier for Jason and Molly. Dude took a lot of crap for dumping Melissa Rycroft on live TV, but it all worked out in the end.

Here's wishing the cute couple a long lifetime of love, laughter and grilling out ... which everywhere outside the Midwest is known merely as "grilling."

Sunday, we posted some photos taken from afar. Now here are some more pictures from the event, with the bride and groom (and their love) in focus ...

  • Jason Mesnick, Molly Malaney Wedding Picture
  • How Ironic
  • Under Her Umbrella. Ella. Ella. Eh. Eh. Eh.
  • Jason Mesnick Wedding Party

[Photo Credits: OK! Magazine]

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On an epic season finale, even by The Bachelor standards, Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi decided to spend eternity together. Tears of joy flowed as he proposed.

Congrats, guys! We give it at least a couple of weeks!

Despite her best efforts, Tenley Molzahn could not compare to Vienna, a pariah all season long but a free spirit who has always had a vice grip on Jake's heart.

Our traditional point-system recap of Monday night's shocking events - and the most difficult decision Jake Pavelka will EVER have to make - appears below ...

Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi Picture

Jake reflects that Tenley seems so perfect but he has this "lightning-hot chemistry" with Vienna Girardi. Minus 4, because no one talks like this dolt. No one.

Tenley and Jake jump in the pool with all their clothes on. So totally unrehearsed and totally romantic! Plus 8. The rest of the family joins them. Minus 8.

Sallie, Jake's mom, is not a fan of Vienna. Her weird sarcasm and lack of anything nice to say is really making it awkward. Funny how that works. Plus 2.

Jake thinks his fam's opinion is because he set Vienna up to fail, telling them Vienna was not well-liked in the house. Dude, you are delusional. Minus 5.

Vienna and Jake make out and rub mud all over each other. Plus 17, because this belongs on Cinemax late night and took place on ABC at 8:40 EST.

On the boat, Jake worries he and Tenley have emotional chemistry but he feels no physical chemistry. Tenley sighs, "I feel it." Ouch. Poor girl. Minus 10.

The best production assistant creation of the night goes to the photo collage Tenley "made" for Jake. Honorable mention? Vienna's promise ring. Plus 9.

What a Tough Call

Shirtless Jake tries to look contemplative on the balcony. Neil Lane arrives and the network makes it look like Jake and Neil are BFFs somehow. Plus 17.

Tenley Molzahn is first to hear Jake's decision. Kiss of death. Minus 250 for the wrong choice, and because she "appreciates his honesty." Preposterous.

Vienna arrives and Jake gives back her promise ring, a total fake-out move before he proposes for real. Plus 125 for the writer who thought up that one.

On "After the Final Rose," Jake calls Vienna, who is moving to Dallas with him, his "baby" and says they have "so much heat." We're creeped out. Minus 11.

Chris talks about what a "maverick" Jake is. Sarah Palin rolls in grave. Plus 7.

As predicted, the new star of The Bachelorette is Ali Fedotowsky! Plus 20.

Oh yeah, and Jake has actually been cast on the new season of Dancing with the Stars. Is this a great addition to reality competition? Or a case of ABC forever giving up the farce that The Bachelor is about finding love and not ratings? Eh, we love it. Plus 100.

TOTAL: +17. SEASON: +26.

Will Jake and Vienna last?

 

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Less than two months after confirming his engagement to one-time Supernatural co-star Genevieve Cortese, Jared Padalecki has tied the knot with her.

The 27-year-old CW star swapped vows with Cortese in the bride's hometown of Sun Valley, Idaho, on Saturday, and the whole family turned out for it.

Padalecki's older brother, Jeffrey, served as his best man, while his TV brother Jensen Ackles was one of his groomsmen. Sounds like a great time was had!

The couple met back in 2008 while filming Season 4 of the demon-hunting sci-fi hit, when the 29-year-old Cortese portrayed (you guessed it) a demon.

Apparently an enticing one for Jared Padalecki!

Congratulations to newlyweds Jared Padalecki and Genevieve Cortese!